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Vince is clearly not happy with MVP using all those Japanese moves.

That injury looked fucking nasty.

According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, former WWE Superstar and ECW World Heavyweight Champion, Justin Credible, is now working as a cook at an Olive Garden in Waterbury, Connecticut. Credible, who also wrestled in the WWF as the "Portugese Man-O-War, Aldo Montoya" in the mid-90s, was released from his latest stint in WWE in September 2006.

WMX7 was the first time they really started hammering the streak home on commentary.

Wow, Kendrick is really bringing it in the promo department.

Dark Matches Jake Hager defeated Jamie Noble. Funaki defeated Nick Nemeth. ECW for September 2 A live Dirt Sheet with The Miz & John Morrison opens the show. Mark Henry & Tony Atlas came out. They called out Chavo Guerrero, mocking his "Oooooh Chavo" theme music. Chavo and Bam Neely came out. Morrison took a dig at Chavo, asking for a guy named "Kerwin". Matt Hardy came out and talked junk about everyone in the ring. Everyone goes to jump Hardy when Finlay comes out to help. Finlay and Hardy clear the ring. We go backstage where the fight is continuing. GM Teddy Long makes an 8-man tag match for later: Matt Hardy, Finlay, Tommy Dreamer, & Evan Bourne vs. Mark Henry, Chavo Guerrero, John Morrison, & The Miz. Super Crazy defeated Gavin Spears with a moonsault. Ricky Ortiz defeated Ryan Braddock with a splash off the ropes. Matt Hardy, Finlay, Tommy Dreamer, & Evan Bourne defeated Mark Henry, Chavo Guerrero, John Morrison, & The Miz. All the faces hit their finishing moves on Henry before Hardy made the pin. After the match, Finlay invited some kids in the ring to dance with Hornswoggle. Dreamer and Tony Chimmel joined in. Smackdown for 8/29 The Undertaker opens the show, coming to the ring for a live promo. He promises to take GM Vickie Guerrero's soul. He sets the ringposts on fire and exits. R-Truth defeated Kenny Dykstra with an axe kick. Truth used the same "WHAT'S UP" music that he used in TNA. Not much reaction for Truth. Natalya & Maryse defeated Michelle McCool & Maria with Maryse pinning Maria after a DDT. Maryse and McCool brawled after the match, with Natalya jumping in to assist Maryse. Jeff Hardy defeated MVP with a swanton bomb. After the match, Shelton Benjamin comes in and lays out both men. Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder NC Jesse & Festus. Before the match could start, the Big Show came out and destroyed all four men. He took the mic and complained about not being in the WWE Championship Scramble at Unforgiven. He promises he will not be overlooked anymore. Bri Bella defeated Victoria. After escaping the widow's peak from Victoria, Bri went outside and underneath the ring, where the switched with her twin sister, Nicole Bella. After Nicole crawled into the ring, feigning fatigue, she quickly rolled up Victoria for the win. The Brian Kendrick came out with Ezekiel to discuss the Championship Scramble. Ezekiel stood behind him reading a book, Sun Tzu's "The Art of War". Kendrick asked him what year that was written in and Ezekiel answered. This was said to be really funny. Kendrick says he walks the line of brilliance and insanity and after Unforgiven, he will walk out as WWE Champion. Triple H defeated Shelton Benjamin after blocking an STO and hitting a Pedigree. After the match, the Great Khali came out and attacked both men. He hit the tree slam on HHH and then walked back up the ramp. Post-Show Triple H defeated the Great Khali in a Pittsburgh Street Fight. HHH got up from the attack and told Khali that if he wanted a title match, to come take it right now and they'd make it a Pittsburgh Street Fight. At one point, Khali got his arms tied up in the ropes. HHH went out to grab the sledgehammer, but Khali kicked him before he could use it. Khali went for the head vice. HHH escaped, sending Khali into the corner. HHH grabbed the sledgehammer hit Khali in the face with it for the pin. Source: WO

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What about those classic Kurt Angle/Eric Angle switch-a-roos?

WWE always decides to give up on Benjamin when they realize he's a shitty promo. Happens every year.

WWE's policy is to add the time missed to the contract.

Dave Meltzer said on last night's Wrestling Observer Live that WWE officials, especially Vince McMahon himself, were very put off by the physical appearance of Pro Wrestling NOAH's Takeshi Morishima, who is quite round. Some officials even felt that Morishima disrespected his tryout by showing up in "lackluster" shape. He is billed at 320 pounds. He defeated Charlie Haas Monday in Chicago, IL and Jamie Noble Tuesday in Moline, IL. On Tuesday, he was managed by Tony Atlas. WWE Hall of Famer, Harley Race, was responsible for getting the tryout matches for Morishima.

Replacement = Sid Vicious

Tennis.

They only asked her to change her hair color because Vince & Stephanie thought she looked too similar to Beth Phoenix. They didn't tell her what to change her hair to. That was strictly her decision. She's naturally a brunette.

Everyone usually sucks during their first few weeks, which is why they have him there. Stephen Colbert was messing up at least three times a show for the first month when his show started.

Yeah, but you can't go the Sable route anymore. Sable got over by coming out every week wearing g-strings. Can't do that anymore in WWE. And for the record, when Cherry had her hair down, she looked a lot like Sunny.

Are more divas going to turn into stick figures now? I have noticed Jillian's rib cage poking out more now.

Layla El posted on her MySpace that there are no issues with her and WWE.

A few weeks before he turned heel and jumped Eddie Guerrero, Bradshaw got absolutely squashed in 90 second match by Rhyno. It can happen. I thought that's what we have announcers for.

There's no way WWE will make their world titles look like the Hardcore title. Anyone who gets a fall won't have a title reign added.

Mike Adamle said last night on Raw, "The man who is the champion when the 20 minutes has expired will be officially recognized as the World Heavyweight Champion."

Please keep in mind, for the 50th time, any wins in these scramble matches DO NOT COUNT AS OFFICIAL TITLE CHANGES. Only the person who is the champion at the end of the 20 minutes is the official champion. Thanks.

Who were the other three guys in the battle royal? Harley Race got him tryout matches. Race was at Smackdown as well.

While it's not like they killed Chicago, sending a crowd home pissed off is not good business. Why do you think they had Punk beat JBL in a title match after the show?

Is the Kane vs. RVD match from 2003 edited to remove Kane's slip off the top rope? And what about all of Jericho's fuck-ups in 2001 in his match against Rhyno?