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.wma? Gross.

JBL's commentary makes me feel like I'm actually watching wrestling instead of sports entertainment,

Layla looks so much better with straightened hair. Don Imus agrees.

Aren't you guys forgetting that HBK refuses to be a full-on heel?

Stephanie Levesque has been promoted to Executive Vice President of Creative. The promotion comes with a pay raise and more power in the Board of Directors. Although this doesn't make any major changes at this point, later down the road it may make a larger impact. -- Meltzer/WON

So, how often did Bret & Martha fuck during all of this?

No it wouldn't, because One Night Stand is now just another WWE PPV and isn't being held in the Hammerstein in New York City. A typical WWE crowd will be on hand that night in Jacksonville, FL.

After Vince McMahon bought WCW in March 2001, the WWF entered discussions with Joey Styles about being their play-by-play man for the relaunced WCW. Jerry Lawler, who had quit the WWF in February over the firing of his wife, was going to be brought back to be Styles' partner in the new WCW. Since ECW had just closed as well, Styles was open for work. After ECW closed, Styles had returned to his advertising job in Connecticut that he quit in 1999 to focus on ECW going national. Styles was making more at the advertising job than he would have made with what the WWF offered him, so he turned them down. He offered to do studio recap shows for them on his days off doing the studio C-shows since he lived so close to their headquarters, but the WWF was not interested in that.

After Raw went off the air, all four continued the assault on Lashley. They then strapped the ECW Title around Vince's waist and held him up on their shoulders.

So is Chavo trying to say she's a robot?

There were rumors that Taker had something going on with Michelle McCool because there was a picture of them at a gym being floated around the net that was taken around WM weekend. The news that McCool had just broken up with her high school sweetheart also made it seem reasonable. But all that was debunked when an original copy of the photo came out and showed Sharmell standing beside McCool. Sharmell had been cropped out of the photo to make it look like it was just McCool & Taker, and that's what got all the rumors talking. It's clear all three were either entering or leaving a gym based on what they were wearing. Meltzer debunked all of that talk anyways, and said those in the locker room define him as "fiercely loyal" to Sara.

The Undertaker is great as a special attraction, but he's never, ever been a draw as champion. That's why his title reigns have been so short. #1: 6 Days #2: 4 Months #3: 1 Month #4: 2 Months

DDP is very well known for scripting his matches out move by move.

Bryan Alvarez at the Figure Four Newsletter is reporting that at WM, Ashley Massaro was visibly in tears in the ring and started crying uncontrollably after getting backstage after her match with Melina. Ashley knew it was a horrible match and felt really bad about it.

I remember Paul Heyman on The LAW back in '99 talking about watching Raw for the past year and wondering when he was going to start getting royalty checks.

WWE has released WWE The Music, Vol. 7 exclusively in iTunes. There are no plans to release a CD version. Here is a track listing: 1. Ashley - "Light A Fire" 2. Cryme Time - "Bringin' Da Hood T U" 3. Elijah Burke - "Don't Waste My Time" 4. Snitsky - "Unglued" 5. Finlay - "Lambeg" 6. The Miz - "Reality" 7. Matt Striker - "Teacher" 8. Super Crazy - "Muy Loco" 9. The Highlanders - "Gorse" 10. Michelle McCool - "Not Enough For Me" 11. Rob Conway - "Just Look At Me" 12. The Great Khali - "da.ngar" 13. Jimmy Wang Yang - "Gonna Punch Someone Tonight" (performed by David Church) 14. Vladimir Kozlov - "All For The Motherland" 15. Armageddon - "The End Is Here" 16. Deuce & Domino - "It's All About Cool" 17. Gregory Helms - "It's Time" 18. Bobby Lashley - "Unstoppable" 19. Mickie James - "Obsession" 20. Marcus Cor Von - "Smooth" 21. Ron Simmons - "Damn" (performed by Ron Simmons) All 21 tracks can be purchased as a bundle for $9.99. Tracks 1-16 can be purchased individually for $.99, but tracks 17-21 can only be acquired by buying the $9.99 bundle.

Flair isn't going bald, his hair is just thinning and it's not as thick as it used to be. That's why he wets it down now.

CAPPOTELLI ANNOUNCES TUMOR HAS GROWN At tonight's 400th Ohio Valley Wrestling show, WWE developmental talent and Tough Enough 3 co-winner Matt Cappotelli had bad news about his condition while the entire OVW roster stood outside the ring. Cappotelli announced that his brain tumor has increased in size to 7-8 centimeters and will be having brain surgery in Boston, MA on May 1.

It's just a wild guess, but I'd say getting 22 years older.

I agree. It's an insult to what ECW used to be, which is why I'd rather watch paint dry.

IMDB also once said that Stephanie McMahon was married to Howard Finkel and they had 3 kids.

Not allowed to do that.

MICHAELS UNHAPPY WITH MATCH AGAINST CENA -- Shawn Michaels was said to be extremely upset and unhappy with his match against John Cena last night, screaming about how it sucked right when he got backstage. The spot after the match where HBK abruptly walked away from a Cena handshake attempt was not scripted, as they were supposed to shake hands. Michaels was red hot at Cena for not selling his leg that he spent the first few minutes of the match working on. A lot of the agents were unhappy with Cena for that as well. In fact, you could see during the match that HBK got in Cena's face and started cutting a shoot promo on him, which is why the audio went out for a few seconds and was replaced with crowd noise. Meltzer on the Law

A match that involves someone working a leg for 10 minutes and then the victim selling the leg for a maximum of 30 seconds for the next 20 minutes is not a match of the year candidate. John Cena's fucking ass needs to be locked in a room for 24 hours and forced to watch Flair/Savage from WM8 and learn how to sell a fucking leg injury. The way he totally disregarded that during the match was unbelievably stupid. That's probably why HBK got pissed in the match and yelled at him when Cena was slumped in the corner and they muted the ring audio with crowd noise.