SuperJerk

My personal self-destruction continues. I missed the deadline for sending in my application for graduation because (a) I didn't have the form and (b) nobody would fucking tell me when the deadline was. Let me just skip to the fucking good part, and let you fill in the rest with your imaginations... ACTUAL E-MAIL I JUST SENT ONE OF MY PROFESSORS (the names have been changed to protect the guilty): First of all, if there was any doubt, this pretty much confirms that I can be just a big an asshole in real life as I am when I post here. Second, this is my last semester anyways. Fuck 'em.

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Word.

^Agreed.^ Your "Czech Republic" screen-name is a separate account, right?

My slavery joke got no-sold in favor of witty discussion of Japanese trading cards. Fuck you guys. I'm going to bed.

The second most interesting thing about that is the correlation between who was president when you were twenty and how you vote. George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Nixon, and Gerald Ford killed their own party. And THE most interesting thing about that? That the Republicans are now fucked, of course. This could all turn around in 4 years, of course, but Bush is killing the party dead.

Bernie Sanders Update... http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/10/11/san...e.ap/index.html

I was just remembering Angela's comments about the way Jan dresses from the "Boys and Girls" episode.

Did George Lucas take over DC or something?

How big does that deficit have to get before people start to care? If you're the Republicans, until you're out of power and need an issue to bitch about.

I remember when I learned in history class that slavery is illegal. My mom was all like, "Who's going to pick all this cotton NOW?"

Ah, yes...tax cuts. The only way tax cuts can grow an economy is if that money is invested in the private sector and used to create new jobs, services, and products. The only areas of the economy that are creating jobs right now are medical services and the federal government. So..are the Bush tax cuts doing the economy any good? Only in the sense that they're creating budget deficits which are artifically pumping up the economy with borrowed money.

After six years of the anti-Bush crowd blaming the President for everything, even the wind blowing the wrong way, you don't get to make that joke. After 13 years of Clinton getting blamed for everything by YOUR side, I certainly DO get to make that joke. 1. What side is it that I'm on? What side you're on? Well, apparently you're on the side that tells people they're not allowed to make jokes that make fun of Clinton's attackers! And don't pretend like you're some kind of fair-minded independent. There's an electronic record of your right-wing leanings in this forum's archives that goes back for years. First of, all the fuck did this become about YOU? "I have never blamed..." Yeah...except THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. In the post that started this argument (which is quoted above), I never mentioned YOU. And yet here you are acting like this whole discussion has been a personal assault on YOUR record. No, I was talking IN GENERAL about those people who hate Bill Clinton. I've repeated condemned guys like John Ashcroft, who lie in front of the 9/11 commision and say Clinton was entirely to blame, and pretend all the anti-terrorist activities of the Clinton Administration never existed. Second, saying you don't blame Clinton for Bosnia is like saying you don't blame Abe Lincoln for slavery. Clinton ended a problem that started while Bush Sr. was in office. There's simply no reason to blame him for it, so don't expect credit for not doing it. Saying you blame Clinton for not responding to the USS Cole is ridicules, though. That happened 3 months before he left office, and they didn't find out who did it until after Bush's inauguration. Why didn't Bush respond to the USS Cole bombing? Clinton wasn't responsible for selling military tech, nor was he responsible for "neutering" intelligence (blame the Republican Congress for that one). What you blame him for is inverifiable propaganda that got repeated so many times by Republican hacks like Hannity and Limbaugh your sides thinks its true.

Reagan was able to change course when he saw that his originally policies weren't working. Modern Republicans have completely forgotten that the man who wanted SDI and the 1981 tax cuts is also the man who raised taxes in 1983, negotiated huge nuclear arsenal reductions with Gorbachev, and signed the Gramm-Rudman Act. Bush just keeps doing the same thing over and over whether it works or not.

Even shitty, transitional seasons (1980-81, 1994-95, and every season since Will Ferrell left come to mind) had some gems that would be worth buying if priced reasonably. Sure the early 90s were great specifically because of Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, and Chris Rock, but I'm a far bigger fan of the late 80s cast. Of course, there was that good 1991-92 cross-over season where the early 90s guys were coming in while a lot the 80s guys hadn't left yet **Inevitable debate over which cast was the best begins.**

Brit Hume still insists that if the Republicans had exposed Foley when they first learned about the e-mails, they'd be accused of gay bashing. Because, you know, hypothetically speaking, the Republicans would never want to do anything to piss gay people off. Including exposing a pedophile.

Did you happen to realize that, as written, you're telling Jesus to learn how to read? Yeah, that son of a bitch is a dumbfuck. Did you happen to realize that you already replied to me with this post, http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2338732? Or do you usually need that extra time to come up with stuff like that super witty Jesus line. Boy, that was a good one. Like the way Jesus saves sinners for the second coming, I was saving that super witty line for a second posting. Blasphemy...Blas-for-you...Blas-for-everybody in the woooorrrrllld... (Actually I was just trying to illustrate how maybe you weren't necessarily the "Go To" person on grammatical correctness by using an example from a previous post.)

Great idea to put this show out on DVD in season sets, but obviously some seasons and casts will sell far better than others. While I can see people buying entire seasons just for a few key skits, the 1980-81 season better be priced under $10.

The first season could be very hit or miss.

Did you happen to realize that, as written, you're telling Jesus to learn how to read?

Most conservatives just want lower taxes, abortion and gay rights outlawed, and a bigger military. All that talk about "smaller government," states rights, and strict constructionism is just a smoke-screen to sound like they're motivated by a deep philosophical ideal. That's this administration to the letter.

I can read just fine, smartass. As written, this sentence implies Kevin's "being too obvious" somehow brought down a joke in a scene he wasn't even in. Hence, my confusion.

I can't help but get the feeling NBC fucked themselves by setting expectations too high with their "OMG THE IS THE BEST CAST SINCE FOR FUCKING EVER AND YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS BECAUSE ITS THE GREATEST SHOW OF THE YEAR!!!!" advertising campaign.

Although the premise is only two steps removed from "The Beverly Hillbillies," this show deserves a massive amount of credit for the absolutely bizarre plots and sight gags.