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But he's not funny! Who cares how much he runs around and flexes his muscles or whatever-the-fuck? I would like to call it performance comedy with observational and pop culture references. Dane Cook would tell a story and act it out on stage before pausing to tell the punchline then 5 minutes later do a call back to the 1st story. Its like a comical sherbet to clense the funny bone after watching countless racists comedy acts that has been going on Comedy Central. There is only so many times I can hear "DEEEEEE DEE DEE" or watch the comedians laugh at their own jokes or get bored with catch phrases that people try to push as standup. Well THAT comparison was inevitable.
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I agree.
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She's a new character on "The Office" is all I know.
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Gaeta should get a free pass because he's the one secretly supplying Tyrol with info. I'm hoping that Zarek and Roslin survive the firing squad because and not because
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Gee...I wonder why that incarnation of the League didn't work out...?
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Mark Foley asks, "Do I make you a little horny?"
SuperJerk replied to vivalaultra's topic in Current Events
This is so hypocritically partisan. No Republican called for Carl Albert's resignation during Watergate! -
Bush's radio address was about how wonderful No Child Left Behind has been. Sure, the idea that federal funding for education should be dependent of student progress is a fine one. However the law falls apart when you take into consideration the ridicules and convoluted way that annual yearly progress is measured: -kids are compared against last year's kids of that grade instead measuring the same kids over time -Sp. Ed. kids (including the moderately mentally retarded) are counted as not just a seperate sub-group while being counted with the general population, which is also a sub-group (???) -writing tests are often used to measure reading comprehension -each state decides for itself what constitutes levels of proficiency The Congress we elect next month will be in office when this law is up for reauthorization next year. We need to elect some people who can see through the law's slogans and make the law's method of measuring progress logical.
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I was going to make a similar comment about the balls on the writers. Goddamn that was an incredible episode.
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Mark Foley asks, "Do I make you a little horny?"
SuperJerk replied to vivalaultra's topic in Current Events
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/10/06/fol...lout/index.html To summarize: "Hey, did you guys know about this scandal we've been trying to cover up?" "Its okay to defend Hastert for covering up something when nobody called for Tip O'Neill's resignation over something O'Neil never tried to cover up that happened before most of us even worked here." -
You guys are just keeping the quoting going so you can see my girl over and over.
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Mark Foley asks, "Do I make you a little horny?"
SuperJerk replied to vivalaultra's topic in Current Events
You need to note the following differences, though: -the lawsuit that started the mess was brought about only after a right-wing magazine published a report that said Jones had an affair with Bill Clinton. -Republicans were giving free legal counsel to Paula Jones, and one of her lawyers was Ann Coulter. -Monica Lewinsky never claimed Clinton sexually harrassed her, so having the Paula Jones legal team questioning either her or him about their affair served no purpose except to potentially entrap him in a perjury charge. -Clinton was impeached in a mostly partisan vote during a lame duck Congress following an election where the Republicans had lost a substantial number of seats. -Lewinsky was of legal age. -
Mark Foley asks, "Do I make you a little horny?"
SuperJerk replied to vivalaultra's topic in Current Events
I've heard Gerry Studds mentioned more in the last 24 hours than I have in the last 24 years. -
Here's how Congress feels about Iraq, apparently... http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/10/04/con...q.ap/index.html
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I miss your hot girl shurgging picture.
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The Daily Show/Colbert Report Thread
SuperJerk replied to Open the Muggy Gate's topic in Television & Film
Can you elaborate? What happened exactly? -
I'll repeat what someone said in another thread (I think it was Invader3K): If the Democrats can't win this election, they might as well give up. The Congress has record low approval ratings, support for the Republican agenda has evaporated, reports continue to surface reinforcing the idea that the Iraq War (an issue they're actually trying to campaign on) was a horrible idea, the Majority Leader resigned because of corruption charges, and the Speaker is about to resign because he helped cover up a sex scandal.
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Bill Clinton defends his record on terrorism
SuperJerk replied to SuperJerk's topic in Current Events
You might be thinking of CBS's Mike Wallace, who is Chris Wallace's father. -
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/24/cli...aden/index.html Good for him. If you recall, here's how some Republican responded to Clinton's 1998 attempt to destroy Al Quaeda at the time: http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/08/20/strike.react/ More truth about Clinton's record: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/clinton.htm
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Mark Foley asks, "Do I make you a little horny?"
SuperJerk replied to vivalaultra's topic in Current Events
Republicans are playing this Foley thing as "At least we resign when we get caught," as if doing things that are wrong enough to force you out of office is some sort of badge of honor. http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/10/04/has...oley/index.html -
Bible groups plan to protest The Amish murder victims' funerals
SuperJerk replied to milliondollarchamp's topic in Current Events
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I saw the shit out of it.
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Wanna know what WP has been up to since getting banned?
SuperJerk replied to I like Forums's topic in No Holds Barred
"I'm very outgoing if you get to know me." -
Damn, I sure hope there's somebody else here with the mutant power to shoot guns.
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Mark Foley asks, "Do I make you a little horny?"
SuperJerk replied to vivalaultra's topic in Current Events
Hannity lied on air and said Lewinsky was 19 when the affair happened, so he could falsely claim she was still just a teenager when at the time. -
Bill Clinton defends his record on terrorism
SuperJerk replied to SuperJerk's topic in Current Events
Factcheck.org weighs in on this story: http://factcheck.org/article444.html#