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    Fuck Graduate School

  2. Someone needs to scan the front page that went with that article. And people say the Onion isn't funny...
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    Superman Returns

    For the record, I look more like Jeb than George.
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    President Bush caught on tape swearing about Syria

    Kinda like when Cheney cussed at that one Congressman? The big deal was made because it was on the floor of the U.S. Senate, a sacred American institution where only 5 years earlier they'd been discussing President Clinton ejaculating onto a White House intern.
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    President Bush caught on tape swearing about Syria

    Ladies and gentlemen, a special message from the 41st Vice President of the United States.
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    President Bush caught on tape swearing about Syria

    "What's the big fucking deal?" "Hell if I know."
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    Little Man

    This thread wasn't that hard to find.
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    Little Man

    http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=80454
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    Starship Troopers 3

    The original Starship Troopers movie's only virtue is that its satiric jingoistic violence is impossible to stop watching. I don't know if that constitutes the movie "working," but it certainly makes it difficult to ignore.
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    Marvel's Civil War

    Even if his brain cells could grow back from nothing, they'd not have the same information stored in them that were stored before they were destroyed, so he'd be an amnesiac. The way Wolverine's powers have always been explained in the past, they're based on rapid cellular regeneration. Some brain cells would have to still exist in order for the regeneration to take place.
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    How do you feel about Iraq?

    It has yet to be proven the majority of the Iraqi people want us to leave right away. We should leave when their government asks us to leave, which has yet to happen.
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    Oh snap. DEY SUIN' THE VICE PRESIDENT

    Considering that Ford lost the election of 1976, and I was trying to say that an appointed VP could win an election, I didn't see the point in letting your false premise go unchallenged.
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    Oh snap. DEY SUIN' THE VICE PRESIDENT

    It worked for Jerry Ford... Ford was already president when he ran in 1976. I'm just speculating on how well an appointed VP would do running for president. There's no valid real-world example of this because the only person to be appointed VP was dropped from the ticket and dead before the next election.
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    Name Changes...

    admin or one of the other mods via PM.
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    Oh snap. DEY SUIN' THE VICE PRESIDENT

    There's one other thing that needs to be said about this story that has been completely overlooked. I'd hit it.
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    Campaign 2008

    Democrats taking control of the Congress in the midterms hurts their chances of taking the White House in 2008. No matter who the Democrats nominate, the Republicans will demonize and run against Nancy Pelosi (not that that's hard to do). It'll be a rerun of the 1996 campaign, where Democrats ran more attack ads against Newt Gingrich than they did against Bob Dole. They even went so far as to refer to the Republican ticket as Dole-Gingrich instead of Dole-Kemp. Either guy will cause a lot of conservatives to stay home or support a third-party candidacy.
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    Middle East Tensions Exploding

    See, I told you so.
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    How do you feel about Iraq?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13521628/site/newsweek/ You left out the part of the article where it says this wasn't the final verison of the plan, and that it hasn't been approved by the national assembly. I'll be curious to know if your opinion changes once gasoline is $10 a gallon and Iraq as turned into a full-blown terrorist state because we didn't give the Iraqi democratic government enough time to stabalize. Like I've said before, if we had it to do all over again, we shouldn't have invaded Iraq. However, we did and there's no changing that. We now need to make the best of a bad situation and stay until the country is stable and not an immediate threat to the rest of the world. Yes, having American casualties suck. However, those brave men and women KNEW THE RISK when they volutarily signed up to be in the military. Over 2500 Americans are dead because of the president's faulty WMD intelligence, but I'd hate to think their sacrifice was in vein. A democratic Iraq is a better option than the alternative. President Bush may have completely screwed this entire war up from the beginning, but cutting our losses will just make a bad situation worse.
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    Oh snap. DEY SUIN' THE VICE PRESIDENT

    I guess not. I seriosuly doubt anything will be uncovered about Cheney that'll force him to resign. Not that I'm saying he's innocent, but the guy's only got 2 1/2 years left. You know what'd happen if Cheeny resigned? Bush would appoint someone else VP. Except this person would probably want to run for president, and would have an automatic name-recognition advantage over everyone else in the field.
  20. America can, must and will blow up the moon. We have the technology. The time is now. Children are our future. And don't mess around...with God's America.
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    Campaign 2008

    http://www.courant.com/news/nationworld/hc...0,3050516.story Add Chris Dodd to the list.
  22. The graphics folder needs its name changed to either "Inside Joke Hell" or "Czech's Republic".
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    Oh snap. DEY SUIN' THE VICE PRESIDENT

    Dick Cheney was Secretary of Defense for 4 years. Of course he had plans to invade Iraq. The suggestion was that he had plans that he planned to use.
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