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    STAR TREK 11 to be written by JJ Abrams

    Reasons I hated Nemesis: -The villian was a clone of Capt. Picard that look, sounded, and acted nothing like him. -The Remans, who've been oppressed for hundreds of years by the Romulans, get their revenge by attacking the Federation. Huh? -Suddenly the Federation and the Romulans are buddies at the end of the movie, despite the fact that the Romulans brought that shit on themselves by oppressing the Remans for hundreds of years. -Everything about B4= oh so very ghey. -The dune-buggy chase. Not only are we now using 20th century automobiles, but we're shooting at primitive species who get in our way. -Data flying a shuttlepod through the hallways of a Romulan spaceship. -Thank you for reminding us we'd rather be watching a different movie by ripping off the ending to Wrath of Khan. I thought First Contact was good, even if it did steal heavily from the even better movie Aliens.
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    The Rock's next movie to be shown at Cannes Film Festival

    You'll notice those are not exactly official sources. I think there's been a couple of Highlander movies come out since then.
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    I'm being stalked.

    This thread was obviously a cry for help.
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    Ultimate Avengers

    With JLU ending, I think Marvel should've offered a giant bag of cash to Bruce Timm to do an Avengers cartoon. That'd have rocked.
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    The Rock's next movie to be shown at Cannes Film Festival

    The Rock and Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the same movie would've gotten me excited 5 years ago. Now? Meh.
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    He commutes to work 7 hours a day...and back...daily

    My longest commute ever was 45 minutes each way, but my car gets awesome mileage and was only spending $20-25 a week. $185 on gas, though? That's fucking $740 a month. I don't think this guy realizes he could take what he spends on gas and use it to get a more expensive place to live that's closer to where he works. He's an idiot.
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    Randy Orton suspended by WWE for 60 days

    Great...now even the complaints are getting repetitive!
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    Sooo who is Leena really?

    Agreed.
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    He commutes to work 7 hours a day...and back...daily

    He's secretly fucking some woman he works with. There's no other rational explanation for this.
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    Happy 4/20

    http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.htm There are 27 people absent from my work today, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
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    Randy Orton suspended by WWE for 60 days

    Right next to "OAO Raw is Randy," I hope.
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    Infinite Crisis

    Indeed.
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    Movies that everyone loves that you cannot get the love for

    Since I'm the only one who singled out "Return of the King," I'd appreciate it if people would quit presuming to tell me the reason I didn't like it was because of its length. And its not that I didn't "get" the movie, I didn't "get the love" for it. And my not getting what was so great about it had nothing to do with its length. It had to do with my liking "the Two Towers" a lot more and being disappointed that "Return of the King" wasn't as good, in my opinion.
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    Happy 4/20

    I never knew it was Hitler's bday as well.... I think the two asshole fuckers planned it that way.
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    Movies that everyone loves that you cannot get the love for

    I'll be specific and actually say I don't get the love for "Return of the King."
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    Randy Orton suspended by WWE for 60 days

    I love the way this thread has gone 15 pages with only 3 shreads of actual information to sustain it.
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    Sooo who is Leena really?

    That's tremendous.
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    Sooo who is Leena really?

    I hear she also does an awesome Rich Little impression.
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    Sooo who is Leena really?

    Yes, because claims with no proof are equal in your eyes to claims with ACTUAL proof. I could care less if your dear precious morals are hurt. I've dealt enough with your snide shit for the last few weeks to care any more. If only we could kill idiots like you with the rest of the Islam world. This proves nothing.
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    The very late SNL review

    You could probably do a 20 episode season just of frequent recurring hosts.
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