SuperJerk

Will this work?

Unless pillows is a euphemism for boobs.

I'd get excited, but I just remembered I've already seen her bare breasts in several pictures.

From the sounds of things, the only way the WWE is coming out of tonight looking good is if Cena turns heel.

He's lying his ass off, isn't he?

Up side of HHH/Cena being the actual main event: the blame for a poor buy-rate might go to the right place.

Angle and Rey will probably continue to feud, judging from last Friday night's Smackdown results. Orton, hopefully, will get buried in the midcard somewhere.

You're not using your "WWE Booking" decoder ring.

That's all well and good, but at the same time this is the first year that the Royal Rumble winner doesn't get the main event, more than likely BECAUSE it has Triple H in it. Even when this company gets it right, they get it wrong. WM11.

I respect the Undertaker.

Really gonna have to ask you to please try. Trish went for her finish, but Mickie started rubbing Trish's pussy/upper leg. Trish let her go, then Mickie held up two fingers to her lips running her tongue between them, with that absolute perfect smile of hers, my favorite smile on any chick in wrestling. Mmm... That's rather bonerific. I want to know how the hell Lawler was acting when this was going on. ... You DO?

"HE'S GONNA PUKE~! HE'S GONNA...PUKE~! HE'S GONNA PUKE~!"

Really gonna have to ask you to please try. Trish went for her finish, but Mickie started rubbing Trish's pussy/upper leg. Trish let her go, then Mickie held up two fingers to her lips running her tongue between them, with that absolute perfect smile of hers, my favorite smile on any chick in wrestling. Mmm... $5 says at least part of that gets edited out of the DVD.

Really gonna have to ask you to please try.

So what will he call them during the WWE title match? I'm really hoping the DVD doesn't butcher the crowd response the way the WM20 DVD (reportedly) did.

Some of these results are making me wonder if April Fool's Day got postponed 24 hours.

So long as you don't actually buy his shitty merchandise, right?

No, I think the wealthy and the ultra-wealthy should start paying their fair share when it comes to taxes and civil responsibility. Never in the history of this country have the wealthy paid so little out of their egreous excess. To paraphrase Al Franken, "In the 1950's, we taxed the shit out of the rich." In fairness, we also taxed the shit out of the rich back in the 70s.

Wait...the post-Zero Hour Legion was COMPLETELY tossed out? I thought the last revamp was just another "bold new direction".

Thanks for the best wishes, everyone.

Nice shot. And I guess now we'll never be able to believe a word Bret says because he lied about leaving if Shawn was there. Whew. I guess our faith in almighty Bret Hart has been restored now, right? Wasn't Shawn always really nice with Bret's kids? I always thought the little boy Shawn was playing with in the ring in "Wrestling with Shadows" was Bret's son.

In fairness, that's an entire genre of film, not a specific plot. As long as copies of Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, and Patton exist, that genre will continue to live.

This is going to be Wrestlemania 9 bad.

I'm not even watching and fully support this idea.