SuperJerk

Please read the post immediately above your own.

Um, no one's as bad as the Ultimate Warrior.

I suspect they were both already over 30 when they were hired, but notice they're no longer with the company. Yes, I realize the very existence of Mae Young destroys the premise of my joke, but it was still funny.

Trish turns 30 in December, by the way.

She violated her contract by having a 30th birthday.

According to the WWE Law of PPV Inverse Wins, he will not.

No show of respect here. HBK would just rather wear the old version of the belt.

I love the way Kurt Angle ran in just as I was about to type "I bet Angle's about to run in".

I was thinking the same thing. Plus, as currently portrayed, Cena is more stale than a mushy cheeto you found under the couch.

With a run-in from Hart? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only if it's Owen. It is Halloween, and RAW claims anything can happen. Let's see some zombie Owen run-in. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Matter of fact, why don't we just have Hart lead a bunch of zombie's (Owen, Pillman, Bulldog, Anvil's career after 1991) down to the ring to eat everyone's brains to end the show. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, that would be one hell of an invasion for the Hitman to lead.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And he could lead it riding a bicycle. (The wrongness of this running joke continues...)

Where are they tonight?

His time is 3 months ago.

OR they could keep Shelton AND the Divas, and ditch Coach, Conway, and the Heart Throbs. That way we all win.

Maria wins by default. Yay!

Too short.

What number am I thinking?

Hummina-hummina-hummina edit: at Maria, not CrapWoman.

You'd hit it. edit: somehow this got posted twice, but I'm leaving as to not ruin the next comment from HartFan86.

You'd hit it.

No, Christian quitting is far more important than any of those things.

The only way this show could be more cursed is if it was named "Over the Edge".

Yeah, he should've done the BBQ spare ribs joke I mentioned earlier.

Vanilla Ice! He remembered!

I missed the first 10 minutes, but I'm DVDRing it.

I would expect him to stick it in his ass. Truly making it "The Dirtiest Player in the Game" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eeewwww....