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No crime was actually committed.[/Republican hack mode]

Suddenly Capt. Kirk's surprise that Sulu had a daughter in "Star Trek: Generations" makes a lot more sense.

Edge: Matt Hardy attacks backstage before the match. Problem solved. Kane: Furious that he lost the voting, Show attacks Kane before the match (rationale: most of the fans thought only a big man could beat Cena, but having Kane split the vote so the HasBeenKid won instead). Problem solved.

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005_/arti.../1130286107.php As buried as he was, that gimmick's really the only thing keeping him off the unemployment line.

You were acting like you didn't already know that, even though I knew you did.

I hate to go into Buffy/Angel mode but Charisma Carpenter is pushing 40. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She's only 35, maybe to you young whipper-snappers that's old, but to someone already in their 30s, pushing 40 means 38 or 39. Also, I'd hate to think this guys was decades in the future boring his kids with stores of what happened for months to years before he actually met their mother.

Spoiler: No, really.

Vince, hire this man.

Brainiac wouldn't want fluid.

I almost think that was self-parody.

Lois in that preview almost beat Chloe's schoolgirl costume. Almost.

"Slaying Buffy the Vampire" "Up, up, and away." That's 5.

Oh, fucking shoot me.

I suspect they'll find a way to use the killing to fuel some super Lana-guilt, leading to the inevitable Clark/Lana break-up #98734085.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> What is the costume joke? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Clark said he hates costumes...'cuz he's going to grow up to wear one.

Don't these chicks ever *fuck* guys?

Now we're watching "Catwoman".

<---Wants the Legion to guest-star.

Its Ann Rice's fault. And Vampires became a cliche a long time ago. (Thanks, Joss Whedon.)

"I hate costumes." Buffy Saunders "Clark, there's no such thing as vampires." Inside. Joke. HELL.

We left comics continuity a LONG time ago. So far, the only thing he has in common with comics Brainiac is the alias Milton Fine. He seems to be more based on the S: TAS version of Brainiac, who was a Kryptonian machine come to life, and had a diverse range of abilities.

SPICE GIRLS!

California. Coincidentally, as written, Spike was originally supposed to be southern. Okay...they're making progress. Instead of reminding me of a 1st season Buffy, this reminds me of a 4th season Buffy.

He was shot and Jor-El gave him his powers back...AT A PRICE! (Someone's gonna die soon.)