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And the slow build for Mania begins...

TWO "Chris Masters sucks" signs in the front.

Hey, its 2003 again. Stephanie's on the show, Cena's doing homoerotic raps, Big Show's in the world title picture...

I don't see anything anywhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think it was from Junior Rodeo Daredevils.

When's Taboo Tuesday?

Hey, Rando, you missed my MST3K quote earlier.

"The job I want to do more than anything else..." Aw, geez, JR's a goner.

WINNAH~!!! You get to be the only one who gets what he wants tonight.

Doink vs. Conway is what happens when your b-shows get cancelled. Hey...he knows his own entrance theme lyrics!

Doink has skinny arms and a pot-belly.

And the crowd goes wild. Yay.

Now I know what they should've done with Mark Magnus.

No.

She's having trouble getting up on the table because of her giant balls.

That's not Stephanie...that's a man baby!

Oh, God...its 2000 again...

All he did was say she was an "awesome person" and that he "appreciated" her. You guys are acting like he posted that he's been fucking her.

Benoit/Regal from Velocity was pretty damn close to ****.

No becuase the fucker actually comes out and says he's trying to figure out how she'd vote.

I know there's no chance of this happening, but I'm still hoping for Joey Styles to replace J.R.

Anyone have any details on this?

So, if you were the marketing team, I take it you could have put together better advertising than commericals about spitting in food? (I'm in no position to argue whether this movie is good or not, since I have not seen it, but the advertising for it made it look horrible. That's all I'm saying.)

Completely irrelevant to a discussion about Cinderella Man. But it is relevant to the discussion of how shitty/gay your taste in entertainment is. As is the fact you liked Cinderella Man. The "nobody saw it" argument comes from an average I created in which I took the nearly empty theater I saw it in, and multiplied that times 2000 screens. I don't know where you got this figure that it made $40 million overseas.

Who were the advertising executives who came up with that one?[/stand-up mode]