SuperJerk

I'm enjoying Maria's dress on multiple levels.

Spoke too fucking soon.

God bless 52" TVs.

That Ultimate Warrior commerical was just...brutal.

I bet Matt really enjoyed the setup for that powerbomb.

Behold the power of make-up and push-up bras.

King took his idiot pills tonight.

Is it wrong for me to want Matt to win?

I thought USA had a "no promoting Smackdown" rule.

OH GOD THAT SUCKED...

Nice of Steph to lay in a way the camera can get 10 or 20 shots up her shirt.

Its Wrestlemania X!

All I'm saying is...if I was Triple H...I'd take 4 months off, too.

She's gone gray!

OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!

This blows RAW X out of the water.

Not gay.

I didn't see THAT coming.

Kinds adds credibility to that whole "Cena wants to be Will Smith" theory.

Kinds adds credibility to that whole "Cena wants to be Will Smith" theory.

Bold prediction: HHH will break the Masterlock.

Who ordered the match to continue at WM12?

An Eddie/HBK feud would be worth it just for all the "flying burrito" jokes you could make.

Shaq pimping himself is funny to me for some reason.

"Big match feel". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually it's "Masturbatory stroke off". Angle/Shawn III alone was "big match feel", they slapped on the gimmick to stroke their egos. They easily could have gotten the same story with a 2/3 falls and saved the intrigue. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Apparently my sarcastic use of quotation marks was lost on you.