SuperJerk

It doesn't help when you can get a house with a 5.5% interest rate, like I just did 4 months ago. So, basically, this is all my fault.

Oh, big damn deal. Its not like they actually say the name of the band IN the song.

Damn you for beating me to that joke. Damn you to hell.

I think I have no idea what you're talking about. I thought the claiming "I'm part Indian" fad died in the 80s. You know how many white people I've met who've claimed they're part Indian? Most of them. Besides, technically the NCAA *is* the conscience of college sports. If its Stacy, I'll be surprised. If its Trish, I'll be too busy knocking through walls like Kool-Aide Man to get a copy to be surprised.

I've got a feeling we'll be hearing more about this in the upcoming weeks.

Kane's history is more fucked up than Hawkman's at this point.

Did you read the article? http://www.maximonline.com/entertainment/a...ticle_5583.html

I tend not to be proud of things I have no control over, nor made any actual contribution to. But that's just me.

Even weirder: I was the age you are now when all these kids who you were once the same age as are digging them. Yup.

Fortunately they left out the part of the song where he makes a bologna sandwich and falls asleep watching Tiny Toons.

I used to read "Savage Dragon," but I don't think Larsen's put out a new issue in forever.

I'm wishing I didn't live 20 miles from my job right now.

I can't beleive "Dukes of Hazzard" made $75 million in just a few weeks. Like "Waterworld", its the movie fueled entirely by people curious to see just how bad it is.

Young Uma was in that? **runs to video store**

God has his way of fucking with every part of the country. In California, its earthquakes. In the northwest, its constant rain. In the north, its blankets of snow. In the midwest, its tornados.

Conflicting report... http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005_/arti.../1125122840.php This makes more sense than putting the belt on Hassan.

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=21052 No real details yet, but this would be great.

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Indeed.

Exhibit B: "Taken a pounding" my ass.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9024768/site/newsweek/

Let me point out this is all stuff I was taught in church as a child.

It was rumored that Fallen Angel was really Linda Danvers (Supergirl's human half), but David will never admit it because that'd mean DC owns the character and not him. At the end of the Supergirl series, Linda left Leesburg for good and quit being Supergirl. Both Lee from Fallen Angel and Linda Danvers had the same occupation in their "true" identities.