SuperJerk

I guess you're saying you've met her in person and know she looks different than that?

I felt a little guilty voting since I haven't read half the stuff on that list, but "Watchmen" really is the Citizen Kane of comics.

Ever notice how Magneto's age during the Holocaust just keeps getting younger and younger?

Not that you weren't right Y2Jerk, but do you really need to reference yourself in your signature? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd have put that line in my sig no matter who'd said it.

That's probably true, but its starting to seem like 80% of the time roads are closed, they're closed for no reason. I worked in Kansas until 3 months ago. When a KS road crew fixes a road, they actually fix it. When a MO road crew fixes a road, they're really just closing lanes down to fuck with you.

I'm drawing a blank on who Warner is.

Love thy neighbor as thyself. (Man, that sounds so wrong when spoken aloud in the 21st century.)

I swear to God they do. Rey Mysterio action figures disappear faster than RVD's selling after leg work. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What was up with the noises she was making after Torrie kicked her ass? She sounded like she was crying.

I'm not convinced.

USA Weekend Box-Office Summary 19 August 2005 (Sunday Estimates) Rank Title Weekend Gross 1. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005) $20.6M $20.6M 2. Red-Eye (2005/I) $16.5M $16.5M 3. Four Brothers (2005) $13M $43.6M 4. Wedding Crashers (2005) $8.28M $178M 5. The Skeleton Key (2005) $7.4M $30.1M 6. March of the Penguins (2005) $6.68M $48.6M 7. Valiant (2005) $6.09M $6.09M 8. The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) $5.75M $68.8M 9. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) $4.54M $193M 10. Sky High (2005) $4.01M $50.8M http://www.imdb.com/chart/ I'm still shocked at how well "Wedding Crashers" (only first 2/3 was even remotely funny) and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (not terrible, but didn't live up to either the book or the original movie) are doing. But, hey, check out those Penguins marching away with some mad $$$.

Any guy making fun of the way Torrie looks or how old she is qualifies as pound-me-in-the-ass-because-I-want-your-man-juice gay. I'll agree she's a talentless bimbo, but she still looks better than anything anyone who has ever posted on this board will ever get within 2 feet of. Believe it.

Last night's show didn't change my mind. I've already seen Angle and Cena feud a couple of times on Smackdown, so I don't care to see it again. HBK vs. Chris Masters, and Flair vs. Carlito don't sound worth sticking around for either. I'm done. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Who cares. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I do?"

Christian's still the heel, he just had a momentarily lapse of tweenership to forward an upcoming feud with Mr. and Mrs. Sharmell Sullivan. Jesus loves us. ...or not.

I've been saying all along that we probably wouldn't like the outcome of Iraqi democratic rule. Not that they shouldn't be allowed to have it, but the chances of Iraq evolving into a peaceful US ally are slight at best.

Will "Gladiator" Extended Edition be an additional hour of slow-motion footage? Maybe they'll explain how Maximus journeyed from Gaul to Spain to Africa in the span of a few hours.

Napoleon really wasn't that short. The confusion occurs because a French foot is different than an English foot. He was actually 5'6", which was considered above average for 1800. Pacino is 5'7".

Let me add that her speech during the 2004 DNC (as well as every other speech of her I've ever heard) was so boring and horribly delivered she made Bob Dole look like JFK. When you can't match Bob Dole for oratory talent, you've got a problem.

Public transportation will never work in Kansas City. We pretty much all decided to live in decentralized sporadic clusters, thus making a sensible public transportation system completely impossible. Plus, the Missouri Department of Transportation has made it to where no one can get anywhere, ever, thanks to never-ending road work that never seems to actually fix a damn thing. Walk up to any Kansas Citian andd say the words "Paseo Bridge" and you're likely to get a steady stream of vulgarities so graphic Joe Pesci would ask you to tone it down.

Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see how comparing 9/11 to Pearl Harbor is the same as saying they allowed 9/11 to happen. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Some theorists speculate that Roosevelt knew about Pearl Harbor days before the attack. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But does Cindy Sheehan think that? That's the only way you could get that interpretation. If she does, fuck her. Nobody badmouths FDR on my watch!

Cryptic title indeed. We're talking Mike Sc levels here.

Is it just me, or is it every fundamentalist takes everything in the Bible as literally true except the parts where Jesus talks about loving one another, forgiving, and taking care of people? I vote we take some Jesus quotes, attribute them to someone else, then watch the fundamentalists call whoever said it a dirty liberal.

Last night's show didn't change my mind. I've already seen Angle and Cena feud a couple of times on Smackdown, so I don't care to see it again. HBK vs. Chris Masters, and Flair vs. Carlito don't sound worth sticking around for either. I'm done.

Canadians are cool, exhibit 34087C.