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    Evolution is a Mystery

    http://today.reuters.com/News/newsArticle....RELIGION-DC.XML We need a president who believes in science.
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    Liberality for All

    Gordon Liddy's a 10 foot-tall beast-man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
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    Weekend Box Office Report

    You could even say they marched up four spots. Whew.
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    American Hiroshima

    It already has. In fact, I was killed this morning in a terrorist attack.
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    Another 9/11 Conspiracy Theory

    I'm against racial profiling. I never said I was in favor of doing nothing. By all means, let's search as many people as possible without resorting to a strategy that would eliminate possible terrorists from being searched.
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    Liberality for All

    Link? (I couldn't find it on their page.)
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    Battlestar Galactica

    Chief Tyrol was certainly nearby the day that missle went off and killed half the Galatica pilots. And what about those guys Col.Tigh jettisoned into space because Chief couldn't get them out of the hanger fast enough? Not to mention his entire family died in a nuclear attack. It'll be a miracle if everyone's not dead or in the brig by the end of the season with this guy around.
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    Campaign 2008

    And he'd be wrong.
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    Another 9/11 Conspiracy Theory

    If we just search people who look like bombers, all the bombers would have to do is dye their hair blonde, put on some nice clothes, and they'd never have to worry about being searched because they don't "look like a bomber". Disguising yourself isn't that hard to elude a racial profile isn't that hard to do.
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    Battlestar Galactica

    Don't fuck with Baltar.
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    Smurfs TV Question

    "I'd smurf it."
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    Antonio or Romeo?

    Reading this thread is like visiting San Francisco.
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    The Dukes of Hazzard Movie

    He gave it one *.
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    American Hiroshima

    I'm glad that Joseph Farah decided to charge people to find this information out via his "Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin" instead of...I don't know...sharing it with the Dept. of Homeland Security. But hey, at least the subscription price for the premium newsletter has been slashed in half and is now available for only $9.95 per month, right?
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    Another 9/11 Conspiracy Theory

    Nobody here is advocating doing nothing, I'm just explaining why racial profiling is a dumb idea.
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    Liberality for All

    My only question is does he use his bionic powers to interrupt guests?
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    Cornell Study on Masculinity

    ^Average would be a Toyota Camry.^ For those of knee-jerk conservatives who claim this study is fake just because you don't want your own manhood challenged, I can prove this study is valid. Andrew Sullivan is a strong supporter of the Iraq War, and is gay. George Clooney opposed the war, and gets more pussy than an animal shelter. That's all the proof you need right there.
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    Cornell Study on Masculinity

    I've long believed that vehicle size is inversely proportional to penis size. Did I mention I drive a small Toyota?
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    Scientists Discover Tenth Planet

    We need to teach that moon not to mess with...God's America.
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    Campaign 2008

    I actually hope Forbes runs. I can't wait to hear him claim how the flat tax will cure the common cold. I always liked watching Lamar! Alexander's face during the 1996 debates. You could tell he was thinking "Am I the only sane motherfucker here?" Too bad the guy's campaign got toasted because he didn't know the price of milk. I kind of liked the guy.
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    Firefly on DVD

    I thought "The Train Job" was great, but "Serenity" works far better as an explanation of what's going on. Remember how confusing it was to watch "Out of Gas" before "Serenity" aired? Once again, fuck you, Fox.
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    Battlestar Galactica

    Did you even watch the original show? Do you think Cassiopeia was in the cast because of her wonderful acting abilities? Give me a break. Number Six is a "hot blonde" because she was sent to seduce Baltar and use him to take down the colonies' early warning system. It actually works to service the plot. See what I said earlier about shows for kids vs. shows for grown-ups. Spoilers
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    Cover for Infinite Crisis #1

    Oh if that happens, then I'd be so pissed. Pretty much for the sole reason that Ben Parker is the one dead guy in comics left (other than Barry Allen and Jason To...oh wait) who has to stay dead because he means so much more to the character that way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too bad isn't on that list.
  24. I didn't know steroids could get you high.
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