SuperJerk

You can't do that on television. Hey, actually a Diva-sliming contest could be fun! Think of all the "I don't know"s you'd get... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's better.

They can suck my cock. ...Yeah, I said it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didn't type that awesome set up just so you could do the most obvious joke possible.

Talent shows? Fighting? Running and jumping? Eating? Clearly these contests are beyond these poor girls areas of expertise. They need to do something these girls are actually good at.

I thought the Hot Chick was actually pretty funny... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well...you...were...WRONG!

Tons of funny films, huh?

And now it time for the segment that pits my love of boobs against my need to be entertained.

Isn't this the same HBK retrospective they ran before WM21?

pwn3d

OH MY GAWD~!!!

Is this what gay porn looks like?

I think the technical term is "honkyfication".

No, you're not.

Oh, thank God its not Brock. I'm glad to be wrong.

Shut up and bring out Brock already. Better yet, wait till tomorrow and bring him out on Smackdown.

Remember back in 2003 when he was a face on Raw, but a heel on Smackdown?

Anybody remember the Final Fantasy X-2 commerical that came on every break and that stupid song Dames would bitch about his brother dancing to?

Awww...poor baby...

But you'll miss the Diva Search!

I still remember the time Kermit the Frog guest-hosted Larry King Live and had Hogan on to promote "Thunder in Paradise".

aka the Special Olympic Slam

No! I said he looks like Rikishi in a headdress, damn it!

Good lord, did he ever get fat... He looks like Rikishi in a headdress.

Christy dressed as a cheerleader? This image will come in handy later...

I'd like to see Big Show have a program with Triple H. So long as its not for a championship, it'd be cool.

RAW just tonight surpassed Gunsmoke for the most original episodes for a weekly fictional program. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Which is bullshit because there have been other wrestling shows (also fictional) with more episodes than Raw.