SuperJerk

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm using this thread to make fun of him.

Sometimes stuff comes across better on screen than on the page. Bret's criticism seems more geared toward what wrestling was like a couple of years ago. Today it sucks for different reasons he didn't mention. He's got more wrestling knowledge in his pinky then I have in my entire body, but I wouldn't trust a mechanic to correctly tell me what wrong with my car if he hasn't looked at it yet. I think you should actually see something before you comment on it.

I'm sure Justice can answer that better than I could, but there are limitations on just how much that clause covers.

I'm mildly irritated whenever someone who admittedly does not even watch the product presumes to know what they're doing wrong. Now, if Bret Hart were to sit down and watch Raw or Smackdown, THEN tell us this, I'd be more inclined to see his point. I actually agree with him on many of his point, but how do I know he's not just repeating what he's heard others say if he doesn't even watch anymore?

And so he should have a better win-loss record precisely because he IS a heel who cheats.

credit: lordsofpain.net On the bright side, if he decides to quit (not that anyone is saying he might), at least he knows he can always use his in-ring name. Not only was he using it before he signed, but I'd imagine it'd be pretty hard for Vince to legally keep anyone from calling themselves that.

Translation: He signed the contract a month ago and is getting ready to go down to OVW to work off the ring rust.

I'm taking a totally different position on this. Nebraska has the right not to recognize the marriage, especially since the girl is 4 years below the minimum age requirement. They should have stayed in Kansas. Better yet, her parents should've had him arrested instead of giving them permission to get married.

Live action Voltron movie = Power Rangers with a bigger budget. Not knocking Voltron, just saying Power Rangers ripped them off and already went there.

They'd all be total bitches.

Ebert gave it 3 stars, if that means anything. I wanted to see it too. I thought the blonde chick was hot. Anybody know who she is?

http://factcheck.org/article337.html FactCheck.org article about the case. Printer friendly version, if you're like me and hate to read that much off of a screen.

Hillary Clinton can't take a crap without people thinking its a sign she's running for president. I still say she won't run, based on the idea that she smart enough to know she can't win. That won't stop the press from shoving her down our throats with constant "hints" she's a candidate, like they did with Colin Powell in 1996 and Mario Cuomo in 1992.

I might stop watching Raw at the time Monday Night Football starts, but not because I like football.

This kind of begs the question of how they'll get the belt off Cena and onto Triple H before Wrestlemania without them facing each other in a one-on-one match. I'm kind of assuming Triple H will be the heel champ and Cena will be the face challenger, since that's the story they've done for the Main Event at almost every other WM.

You guys can stop now. The magic number was 101.

I'm pretty certain he already resigned.

Where'd Rey's daughter come from if they can't have kids? A rocket from Krypton?

This raises a new question:

After many years of watching wrestling, I've finally figured it out: Grabbing the ropes gives you magical powers. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

The secret: http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005_/arti.../1122471153.php It could have been worse. It also could have been better.

I saw a movie today and they showed the Serenity trailer before it. I'm so fucking psyched now. That is all.

But you also need to remember that the potential (not confirmed) Smackdown cancellation is still over one year away. A lot can happen in that time, so its probably not worth speculating about.

I think Eddie got over before he was really pushed. I don't think his push really started until his summer 2003 feud with Cena. I think Batista got himself over, but being in Evolution for a year or so prior to that certianly helped. Batista was Evolution's least prominent member for a long time.

It might be worth it if the change all the finishes, though.