SuperJerk

76. So people won't have to spam are boards anymore with links to meaningless petitions.

Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

:finger: I think the character sucks and the WWE should be ashamed of themselves. I'd tell my friends, but none of them like wrestling anymore because the WWE has become so idiotic. And thanks for spamming the board, asshole.

74. He depicts the injustices Arab-Americans face - while condemning those who mistakenly called him a terrorist. credit: Gary Davis, WWE

He might have just said he PREFERS the theatrical cut. Something about it running better or was paced better. It was on the T2 X-Treme Edition commentary. A special edition is different than a director's cut. A director's cut restore what was once in the movie. A special edition adds brand new material.

At the risk of starting a new argument, allow me to point out something independent of the Johannsen business. If you take the number of people who rent movies in a given week ($117 million in rentals divided by $4) and add them to the number of people who see movies at the theater (about $125 million in box office divided by $6), then divide that by the total number of people living in the United States (about 290 million), you wouldn't get a figure much higher than 50 million people. That's only 18% of the total population. Even if you're not assuming that its the same people rent movies and go to the theaters week after week, that's a pretty small chunk of the total population. There's mathematically no way most people have seen that, or possibly any other movie released in the last 2 years. The American movie-watching population just isn't that big.

This would be the perfect place for a Triple H joke. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Except Triple H never even came close to the first criteria.

I'll give you a hint. They work for the company.

You can deliver the best promo in the world and still be stale if you say the exact same thing week after week.

We saw Charlie and Batman at a drive-in double feature. Even my wife, an elementary school teacher, preferred Batman.

They've got the "Boomerrang" channel for classic cartoons.

I like the way the argument started all over again without me having anything to do with it.

I've never heard of Forrest.

65. He provides a boost to the economy by doing free product placement for towel companies.

Yes, but that has nothing to do with what I was talking about. My point was that there's no reason to include Cade on a video game roster because nobody cares about him (similar to how Jordan shouldn't be a must-have on a PPV card). I'm not directly comparing Orlando Jordan and Garrison Cade. I'm saying how they both got included in something they shouldn't have.

Exactly. You can't be counted out or disqualified, so there'd be no way to protect him.

Its that kind of thinking that gets Garrison Cade included on video game rosters.

Not just any hot dog eating contest, but a TV-14 hot dog eating contest with hot chicks. Will they be big hot dogs, or are the hot dogs scaled to reflect the side effects of steriod use? Can't wait to find out.

Updated http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/preview/ Between the crappy bands and the hot dog eating contest, you'd think this show was coming to us live from the state fair.

I couldn't see Undertaker in an elimination chamber match, because it would require him to be pinned clean.

No one should ever think "Orlando Jordan needs an opponent".

Imagine how much time we'd save if there was a button on our keyboards that said that.

Nothing will ever replace Steiner vs. Test in pointless longevity.

I agree about Clerks, the ending just comes out of nowhere and (no pun intended) kills the mood <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know if that fits under the definition of a director's cut, as Smith voluntarily cut the ending after getting someone advice and acknowledges the ending was terrible. Director's cuts are usually the film the director wanted to make, but the studio interfered (see Daredevil).

As much as I want to argue with this, there's actually precedent for this line of reasoning. Cena lost to Jordan prior to Wrestlemania without it hurting him.