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What's she been in that was such a huge hit (i.e. lots of people saw it) I'd have no choice but to know who she is? Answer the fucking question.

You still didn't answer my question, Curry. What's she been in that was such a huge hit (i.e. lots of people saw it) I'd have no choice but to know who she is? And why have I been "living under a rock for 3 years" because I'm not up on whatever flavor-of-the-month actress you guys have decided is the greatest thing since blowjobs?

That has to be the stupidest non-answer I've ever encountered. Seriously, you're acting like she's the biggest star on Earth for the last 3 years, even though she has yet to be in ONE hit movie. Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but she's just not that famous.

If they hold off on Triple H vs. Cena until WM22, they have to bring the belt back to Triple H somehow without Cena being the one to lose it to him. A good way to do that would be for Triple H to come back as a face, challenge heel champ Jericho for it, then turn heel after he wins it back. Am I right?

The only interaction I remember Benoit and Jordan having was Benoit attacking Jordan during the Undertaker/JBL match on the 6/16 episode. That was over a fucking month ago.

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They wanted his mother even MORE over the top? Sheesh. I know when they yanked the show it had multiple episodes unaired (which eventually were shown during the following summer with little advertisement)...I figured it was because of ratings.

Terminator 2: # After the pre-med students peer into Sarah's room, doctor Silberman reminds the orderlies to make sure she gets her medication. They come in to give her the pills, smack her in the gut with their sticks and force the pills down her throat, then kick her while she's on the floor doubled over in pain. # Sarah Connor has a dream where Reese (Michael Biehn) appears and warns her that THEIR son is in danger and she has to save him. They kiss and then leaves her cell. She follows him and suddenly arrives at a playground full of children and watches as they're blown away by a nuclear explosion. She wakes up. # After the chase in the storm drain. The T-1000 walks over the bridge, in which the "big black truck" crashed into. Firemans are working. Then the T-1000 steals a police car. # After the T-1000 kills John's foster parents, he ventures outside to get the dog to shut-up. He reaches down and snatches the collar off the dog, thus killing the dog. On the collar is stamped the dog's name ''Max''. The T-1000 realizes he has been duped by John (actually the T-800 imitating John's voice) by calling the dog ''Wolfie''. # At the abandoned gas station, Sarah and John talk with the T-800 about learning. He tells them that his CPU was switched to read-only before being sent out. Cyberdyne doesn't want them to learn too much while on the own. John asks can it be switched and he says yes. You then see the T-800's face in a ''mirror'' talking Sarah through the procedure. After the CPU is removed, the T-800 shuts-down and Sarah places it on a table. She picks up a hammer and tries to smash it to render him inoperative. John stops her and says they need him. He starts to show authority for the first time and says to Sarah, ''How am I supposed to be a world leader if my own mother won't listen to me?'' # While refueling at the gas station, John attempts to teach the T-800 to smile. He tells him that he looks like a dork because he doesn't smile. He studies a man on the phone and tries to copy him. # Dyson is seen at home working on the Skynet chip prototype. His wife comes in and reminds him he's promised to take the kids to Raging Waters. Dyson explains to his wife what a neural net processor is and how it will change mankind for the better. # At Enrique's house, John and the T-800 are stacking up ammunitions. They start to talk about emotions and fear of death. John describes his childhood and his feelings about his mother's previous lovers. # At Dyson's home at night, a series of restored shots show Sarah Connor assembling her weapons, thus building the tension of Sarah Connor stalking Dyson outside in his backyard. # John and the T-800 race after Sarah to prevent her killing Dyson. The T-800 argues that getting rid of Dyson might be the best thing after all, but John replies that killing is always wrong. # At Cyberdyne, Dyson shatters a large scale model of the Skynet chip with an axe. # In the factory after the T-1000 is shattered by the Terminator, we see that it's beginning to lose control of its morphing. Its hand takes on black and yellow stripes when it grabs a black and yellow striped railing, and its feet squish and morph into the steel floor pattern on each step. When it morphs into Sarah Connor, John looks down and sees that the T-1000/Connor's feet have melded into the steel floor right before the real Connor begins blasting away at it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103064/alternateversions

Are you actually claiming this chick's been a big star since 2002? So what's she been in that was such a huge hit I'd have no choice but to know who she is?

Okay... ...I gotta say this... ...I've never even heard of Scarlett Johansson. Why the hell is everyone suddenly obsessed with her? F4 was sold out when I tried to see it again yesterday with Mrs. Jerk...who vetoed seeing "the Island", so we saw "Wedding Crashers" instead. Kind of weird I've either seen or wanted to see most of the movies on the top 10 list for a change...I hate going to the movies.

That's a good point. Its not like the guy really gets to pick who he wants on the show. He just gets to use people who won't be used on Smackdown.

How the fuck do you people know this stuff?

This is true. White kids who want to seem cool by adopting what they THINK are the mannerisms and slang of black youth are generally just copying off of other white kids, or wealthy hip hop artists who talk and dress in a way to sell records rather than accurately reflect the mainstream of a minority group. In other words, most so-called "wiggers" have no clue what black people are really like.

I realized, if the heel in this match had been Sable instead of Melina, it'd be the first match in the history of professional wrestling where the face, the heel, and the ref had all appeared in published nude photographs.

I thought Wolverine was the midget Wolverine.

If people are this down on the movie before they actually see it, I can't wait to see how people react to the trailer for the Watchmen. No matter how good the movie is, no one's going to accept it.

I'm totally with you on the Owen Wilson/Owen Hart thing. I think I noticed it a few years ago myself.

Was it worth $3.50? You bet!

I saw this today. The first 2/3 of the movie was hilarious, and the crazy redhead that Vince Haugn seduces is cute as hell (though I'm sure she used a body double for the nude scene). The problems start after the two leads leave the Secretary's house (Christopher Walken). Nothing particularly funny happens for the rest of the movie, nor does anything really make sense plot-wise from then on either. Not even a surprise cameo from Vaughn's "Old School" castmate can really save the final act. I thought the subplot with the gay son was unfunny and pointless, and its a shame that the subplot about the girls' mother (Jane Seymour) hitting on Owen Wilson is just dropped halfway through the movie in a way that didn't make sense.

Remember the Mary Cheney incident?

I'll say this for Hassan...he cuts a believable angry promo. If Mark Magnus can put that much emotion into a promo against a top heel, he could easily become a popular babyface.

Evidently, her backstage attitude pisses people off. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Until this month, I've never read one thing about her having a backstage attitude. The stuff I've read this month has been statements that she has a backstage attitude with zero explanation given.

Yeah, having a guy attack other guy with a fake terrorist cell makes it REAL clear to me the company was just trying to make a statement about how Arab Americans are discriminated against. A more likely explanation is it finally sunk in how bad the fucked up, and now they're back-tracking to avoid looking as stupid as we already know they actually are.

The WWE is a like a girlfriend who brakes up with you and tells you to get over it, but won't stop talking about you to her friends and keeps calling you years later.

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