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I'm also looking forward to All-Star Superman. Mostly because I like the character, but don't want to have to read the 5 ongoing series that take place in regular continuity.

No, Doonesbury isn't funny. Its too self-referential to be funny. They're always making jokes about stuff that happened several days early in the strip, or continuing a joke from a previous strip. You can't just sit down and read it and understand what's going on, like you can with Boondocks. The Boondocks creator at least has the good sense to let one of the characters do a quick recap of what the situation is if its a multi-day joke.

I don't think so. During Benoit pre-surgery run, Christian was doing tag team stuff while Benoit was always competing for either the IC or WWE titles. When he came back, I don't even remember them being on the same show at the same time (Benoit was originally drafted to Smackdown, but showed up on Raw, then jumped back to Smackdown with the IC belt at roughly the same time the UnAmericans jumped to Raw) until early in 2004. In 2004, Benoit was first feuding with HHH and HBK, before moving on to a bried feuds with Kane and Orton, and then Edge. Christian feuded with Jericho for most of 2004.

Ashton Kutcher, IC Champ > David Arquette, WCW Champ

Wait...I've got it! The Conquistadores could run in and beat up Simon Dean during a match... ..except the Conquistadores are actually Stevie and Blue Meanie... ...and so they all feud in their secret identities while being friends in their BWO identies! [/brian Gerwertz mode]

Maybe they can do an angle where someone accuses Hollywood Nova of being Simon Dean.

Seriously. Then again, I'VE gotten as much screentime as this chick, and I'm SURE that I know more than some of the writers do.

Frankie Kazarian reminds me of Randy Orton for some reason... ...except talented.

I'm a little surprised by the Batista reference... Considering the Diva Search has only been around for a few weeks, was he even on Raw the same time this chick was? I guess they must've met during one of the "supershows".

It sucks. A few words about the script: I didn't like Vickie Vale saying the same thing over and over for 3 pages. I didn't like seeing Robin's origin retold for the 1,000th time. I'm not interested in seeing any story through the eyes of Vickie Vale (Apparently Frank Miller thinks its still 1989. "I have date with Bruce Wayne! How cool is that?" **puke**). I didn't like seeing Gotham City cops talking like "Sin City" characters. I spend $3 on a Batman comic, I expect to see him before the final page. I already suspect Batman's going to go over the top with his war metaphor in the coming issues. And a few words about Jim Lee's art: All style, no substance. It is technically sound, but the characters are stiff and look like they're always posing. Everyone has the exact same facial expression all the time. All men look like body builders, and all the women look like Playmates. Virtually every shot is from the same perspective. Its as if the man thinks every panel should look like a splash page. He's more talented than a lot of the other fan-favorite hacks out there, but I got bored with his work a long time ago.

I think he meant in Canada, though.

You guys are overlooking: Although, I'll admit, it could be much worse.

There's a recent actual Mallard Fillmore that really proves the point made earlier. http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comic...llard/about.htm Select Sunday, June 26th, 2005 to see what I'm talking about.

WHOOOSH~!

Triple H had a far better match that year (2003) with HBK in December on Raw. Booker T's recent match with Kurt Angle wasn't bad, but he moves far too slow in the ring for my tastes. He had a good gimmick, but its been played out. His last chance was in the spring of 2003 before Triple H buried him.

Ebert gives it ***. http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.d...EVIEWS/50628001

The saga continues... more: http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/07/15/cia...e.ap/index.html Kind of gives you the impression everyone in Washington just sits around calling each other all day and gossiping.

I like the way TV commentators feel like they have to explain the reason the Sopranos didn't "qualify for nomination" is because they haven't had any new shows in over a year.

The only thing I remember about Rock/Angle/Taker was how Taker and Rock completely ignored Angle until he got in their faces. That was a pretty funny exchange. I'll agree the one a year later was a lot better, though.

Rehnquist is now saying they'll have to pry his dead rotting corpse off the bench. http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/07/14/rehnquis...alth/index.html

She should have enough money to, considering she's getting everybody to buy her most successful album twice.

That was actually the liberals' fault, though.

It follows an inner city kid as he tries to get into an Ivy League school, then through his freshman year. Kind of shows all the odds that are against him, and how hard it is for him to fit in.

I can't beleive Jennifer Garner got nominated for anything. All she did all season on "Alias" was stand around and worry. Not her fault, but she used to actually have to do different characters. Now she's just playing herself as a CIA agent.

Amadeus 1989?