SuperJerk

Rebel Without a Cause 1969?

Here's what I think should be on a Kurt DVD: Angle vs. Rikishi (KOTR 2000) Angle vs. The Rock (No Mercy 2000) Angle vs. Stone Cold (Summerslam 2001) Angle vs Hulk Hogan (KOTR 2002) Angle and Benoit vs Mysterio & Edge (No Mercy 2002) Angle vs. Benoit (RR 2003) Angle vs. Lesnar (WM19 or Summerslam 2003) Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero (WMXX or Summerslam...whichever was better) Angle vs. HBK (WM 21) Angle vs. Flair (Raw, June 2005)

Hey, I said "please", didn't I?

Thanks for making me spray Pepsi out of my nose.

Any time you make a guy the champion, you have to consider how many challengers you can line up fo the guy. I think part of the reason JBL lasted so long was that there were plenty of babyfaces to feud with him. Are there really that many heels? I can't see JBL being acontender past GAB. That leaves maybe Eddie Guerrero (who I don't see getting another ME program, to be honest), maybe Hassan, maybe Christian (who I doubt they'd put in a program with, since Batista's already beaten him several times), probably Orton, and definitely Brock if he returns to SD. I think Cena's belt is safe for a while, given that they can have him feud with Jericho, HBK, Edge, Angle (not that they didn't feud enough on SD), and Triple H. Plus, they can turn Kane heel if they need to.

When I was teaching in the inner city, I had enough black kids call me "nigga" that the word lost all its shock value to me. I know that's not the same as how Cornette was using it, but come on...its just a word.

One more reason I hope they get a TV deal. I think part of the reason Rhyno couldn't get over in WWE was because he looked so small compared to a lot of the other guys on the roster. In TNA, he'd be a little more evenly matched size-wise.

And yet "Pearl Harbor" made $200 million. People don't know if a movie is "godawful or reprehensible" until after they see it. A movie can do major $$$ the first weekend, before people have a chance to hear how bad it is. Granted, "Pearl Harbor" wasn't actually offensive, but it was a pretty awful film.

I just got my last Angel set 2 weeks ago (I was missing Season 4). I was surprised Season 2 was anamorphic widescreen, since they didn't start showing it in widescreen on WB until Season 3. I think I bought all the Buffy sets as they came out. Can anyone compile a list of all the episodes Joss Whedon does commentary on? I think 've listened to them all, but I'm not sure since the info isn't on the DVD case anywhere. And what are some of the better non-Whedon commentaries?

You act as if stiffing people in the ring is acceptable.

Can we please just agree to disagree about whether or not the Hassan/terrorist incident was offensive, and unite behind the idea that it was just plain dumb?

That's a good point. I wish I could eliminte people for saying "Balla".

Whenever I see a bad movie that's based on a true story, I think "Was it this lame and uninteresting when the people were actually living through it?"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?p...1&notFound=true Probably the gayest movie review I've ever read. The guy's so obsessed with making bad puns, he projects his own lameness onto the movie.

He's 100% right.

So, they're more entertaining than Hassan, aren't they? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *rimshot*

I dunno about Starz, but HBO and Showtime seem to love to play the shit out of movies from 10+ years ago. When I first got DirecTV, I got 3 months of free HBO. You know what movie was on? "Hot to Trot". I turned to the installer and said, "This is the exact same movie they were showing when I was 14."

Everytime I read a review of a comic book movie, I can't help but remember a SCATHING review I read for X2 where the reviewer QUITE OBVIOUSLY wasn't smart enough to follow the plot and kept getting tons of basic details wrong. If I can find it, I'll post it. It was hillariously bad.

3/4 of those made no sense.

Except, Hassan's not an evil foriegner.

Nope, the sick fucks just put a parental advisor on the show. A parental advisory? WTF? As if people over 18 wouldn't be deeply offended by that shit. Assholes.

If you were entertained by that, you need professional help. Wrestling is supposed to be SPORTS entertainment, not "let's try to be more shocking and tasteless than anything else on TV". The only word for that segment was SICK.

For those of you who didn't look at the recap... Amen.

So does that mean that Daniel Puder paid his dues by embarassing Kurt Angle in the middle of the ring on SmackDown!? Is he deserving of a monster push and title win? Even Ken Shamrock – who proved his "legit" credentials to an even greater extent and is probably the toughest guy that has ever been in the WWF/E – didn't get that treatment. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All Pruder did was put Angle in a submission hold because Angle (who was in pretty bad shape at the time) didn't know Pruder was going to fight back. THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN WINNING AN NCAA WRESTLING TOURNAMENT. Now, if Pruder had beaten Angle in the Olympics, that'd be another story.