SuperJerk

**Runs down stairs to find DVD**

NO, starvation killed her. From the Fox News article: See? "I'm going to kill you because life is sacred!" Idiots.

This version of the article includes really vague quotes from some pretty important people. credit: http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/03/31/int...port/index.html

Don't you know he's a super-hero? He's Pope-Man! He's got the Pope-mobile, a costume, his very own city to defend, and everything! The only thing missing is a teen sidekick (fortunately).

Hey, I did. Back on page one. It was great, it had Michael Schiavo and even Judge Greer in it. But you bastards no sold it with your obsession over bad puns. As a member of the "Pull the Tube" lobby, I was too busy being a partisan dick to acknowledge the brilliance of your hilarious parody due to its anti-Michael Shiavo themes.

I'm just observing a pattern. When Mike acts like an idiot, no one notices. When someone's an idiot back to Mike, people pile on him. Not the first time this has happened.

This folder needs an "OAO Who Died Today" thread.

Are you guys auditioning to be the new Pope or something? This holier than thou crap's becoming unbearable. Someone scores a point against Mike, and everyone's silent. Someone scores a point against Mike and caps it off with a rude comment, and everyone says "good point, but you shouldn't have made the rude comment." You people are unbeleivable.

I know I would mind seeing in person some night when my wife's away...

Fever Pitch doesn't actually open until 4/8.

Ebert's review http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.d...EVIEWS/50322001 So either the fat man hasn't lost his mind after all, or the movie totally sucks.

of course I do. Do you understand what a biopic is, then?

If we were going to cut those programs in an across-the-board effort to balance the budget, that'd be one thing. But to cut them out INSTEAD OF cancelling a tax cut? No thanks. I'm not going to completely take away health coverage from the poor and the elderly just so we can owe a few less dollars on April 15th.

I'd thought of that, but assuming they didn't start building the second until after the first was destroyed (which isn't an absolute), the difference between 20 years and 3 (or so) years makes this a little bit of a stretch. Not impossible, because your point is logical, but a tiny stretch nonetheless. Of course, it also makes PERFECT SENSE that they'd start building the Death Star right away, so the Emperor wouldn't need the Senate anymore to control the regional governments without the bureacracy. Too bad Lord Vader's sorcerous ways didn't give him the ability to conjure up those missing data tapes, or clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden fortr...**gasps for air**...

The hell? What is this, election night??

That one fucking killed me.

Actually, I think the liberals don't like games like this because they glorify the evil objects known as automobiles. Here in Boston the ledt hates them som much that they have been wsting billions to bury them in the clusterfuck that is the "Big Dig." Or maybe the liberals who don't like these games don't like them because THEY GLORIFY CRIME. Ever think of that? But they seldom complain about rap. Odd. -=Mike I hear just as many liberals complain about rap as I hear complain about GTA.

Actually, I think the liberals don't like games like this because they glorify the evil objects known as automobiles. Here in Boston the ledt hates them som much that they have been wsting billions to bury them in the clusterfuck that is the "Big Dig." Or maybe the liberals who don't like these games don't like them because THEY GLORIFY CRIME. Ever think of that?

A few years ago, I had a friend who was a professional stand up comedian. I'm sure if he died, and I posted a thread called "Comedian John Smith died", everyone would know who I was talking about because I used the word "comedian".

Hey, at least the media isn't burying this story the way they did Mother Theresa. After Popes John and John Paul, I'm convinced the next Pope needs to be called Pope John Paul George.

Terry Shiavo didn't kill his wife. The heart attack did.

I didn't get it either.

In that vein, a rumour that's been popping up is that Drake will become Blue Beetle III, which Chuck Dixon had pushed for a long, long time ago. DC needs to learn how to create new characters again.