SuperJerk

I think the irony kind of stood on its own.

We hate you too, buddy.

I guess I'd better say goodbye to my dream of writing humorous gay porn.

Was it not realistic enough for you?

I don't either, but I'm sure he'll soon tell us why were all idiots for ignoring such an obviously logical conclusion.

Aw, you're just pissed you didn't think of it first.

^I know what *I* was saying.^ I was saying "Does he really expect us to read all that?"

I'm not saddened by this news at all.

I've decided you're either deeply deluded, or just blind. Here is it AGAIN. http://www.census.gov/hhes/poverty/poverty03/pov03fig03.pdf FACT: Poverty rates are now lower than they were before welfare was instituted. FACT: Poverty rates go up before and during recessions. FACT: Poverty was on the decline before welfare reform was ever implemented. FACT: Poverty has increased steadily since the last recession started. These facts clearly show that welfare does not increase poverty, nor do they support your theory that removing welfare (which never even HAPPENED, by the way) reduced poverty. Now, let me illustrate my point witgh another exciting episode of... ROBOTJERK THEATER Tonight's Episode: MikeSC Tries to Get Laid Mike: Well, Dave, are we going to have sex or not? Dave: I'll have sex with you, Mike, but no anal. Mike: How can we have sex unless I stick my dick in you? Dave: Well, I'll let you put it in my mouth. We can have oral sex. Mike: I wanted to have sex! Dave: Mike, I'm offering to blow you! Isn't that technically sex? Mike: No, you retard! I asked if we could have sex, and you said no! Dave: I only said no to anal, not oral. Mike: Anal sex is sex, and if you said no to anal sex, then you're saying no to sex! Dave: Mike, let me explain again. I wanted to have oral sex, not anal sex. Mike: I knew it! You had no intention of ever having sex with me! Dave: Huh? Mike: You fucking hypocrite! You're trying to say that oral sex is sex, but when Bill Clinton said oral sex wasn't sex, you defended him! Dave: I never said that... Mike: You support Bill Clinton, therefore, you must have anal sex with me! Dave: Your utter stupidity is turning me straight... THE END.

So, how about that Jericho inducting Piper instead of Austin?

So, its agreed... Triple H will be in the main event.

Hey! Its a THREAD about THREADS! What are the chances of that?

My car gets 38 mpg.

She's not just a nut, but an existant nut.

Who I want to win: Batista JBL Angle Edge Trish Orton Akebono Eddie or Rey, don't care Who I think will win: Batista Cena HBK Benoit Trish Undertaker Show Eddie

If the HHH retains, the at least we know the rationalization for it will be entertaining.

Andy makes a good point, although after last year's tag-match-palooza, I'm not sure I miss them.

Slickster's Burger King sig pwnz me. That is all.

Speaking as someone who actually pays taxes, and doesn't live off of their parents, I'm wondering why you even care. Speaking as someone who just bought his second brand new house in three years and has probably paid more taxes than you ever have, there is no wonder as to why the Bush-supported tax cuts have helped my family of four. Hey, you were the one bragging about being in high school during an election that just happened 5 months ago. If what you really meant was you campaigned against her when she was first elected 12 years ago, you should have said so. Also, if you can afford your second brand new house in 3 years, do you really NEED a tax cut?

Yet you can't refute it. -=Mike Do you even know what a fucking straw man is, dickhead?

Great, now her eyes are going to get called by Congress to testify.

God damn it, you're a broken goddamn record with that fucking "welfare increased poverty" broken record bullshit. How many times do I have to disprove you before you shut the fuck up? http://www.census.gov/hhes/poverty/poverty03/pov03fig03.pdf FACT: Poverty rates are lower than they were before welfare was instituted. FACT: Poverty rates go up before and during recessions. FACT: Poverty was on the decline before welfare reform was implemented. FACT: Poverty has increased steadily since the last recession started. The facts clearly contradict you, Mike. Since apparently WORDS don't really convey meaning to you, would you please be willing to explain what level of communication you DO comprehend? I don't dance well, but I'd be willing to try interpretive dance if it could spark SOME semblance of a clue in that gaping chasm between your ears. -=Mike I like the way you quote my explanation in your rebuttal, then proceed to ignore everything I said because it apparently went over your head.

Wasnt there a dozen or close to it inducted last year? Keeping that in mind seven people hardly seems over-crowded. Don't EVEN get me started on LAST YEAR.

Of course. Straw men are bio-degradable!