SuperJerk

Leave Funaki alone! I meant the only WORLD title that carries any historical lineage is around the waist of a glorified jobber.

Knowing for certain that the World Heavyweight Championship is not the WCW belt makes me a little sadder that the belt that carries any historical lineage is around the waist of a glorified jobber.

Its under "video of the day" on their main page. There is no direct link.

WAAY 31 TV in Alabama reports the filing of harassment charges against Chris Jericho, Dave Batista and Ric Flair. The three allegedly harassed a Huntsville, Alabama man in a local Hooters Monday night. Dana Mixx claims that the wrestlers took his cowboy hat and refused to give it back. He went onto claim that they pushed him and threatened to beat him up if he tried to retrieve it - they eventually gave it back. Huntsville Police are investigating the incident. WWE has not responded too heavily to the charges, although claims that one of the wrestlers was in another location at the time of the incident. credit: lordsofpain.net The real question: why was Jericho at Hooters with Flair and Batista? [/billwatts mode]

IQ isn't a competely accurate measure of intelligence, since according to educational experts, there are actually 7 or 8 forms of intelligence. IQ doesn't nearly measure a full range of possible forms. However, in Jessica Simpson's case, she probably took one of those internet IQ tests that inflate your score so they can butter you up and sell you something. Editing? No amount of editing can convince me that someone who lacks the ability to distinguish that tuna isn't chicken, or how to do laundry, has an IQ 60 points higher than the average person. Brains and fortune not withstanding, I'd hit it. The bitch is fucking hot.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/title_history/world_hvywght/ Triple H is now officially the first World Heavyweight Champion. The final "fuck you" to WCW.

See the Armageddon Thread for the story behind the pic.

By my estimation, it usually takes 2-6 months for the average man to realize when a hot chick is an idiot. Unless you're Nick Lache, then it takes until after you're married and got your own TV show.

Pretending to be a bimbo = bigger tips. Women often act dumb because its to their advantage.

Trish should've played Natalie Wood.

Or maybe they kidnapped Jericho so he couldn't compete in the Elimination Chamber? Maybe they were all like: "Hey, Jericho, we're going to keep the title away from you just like we're keeping this guy's hat away from him!" Yeah, that'd make sense.

There are many wrestlers I'd consider too big for TNA...Lesnar isn't one of them.

Or Cro-Magnon Man/Neanderthal Man. Unfrozen Caveman Top Heel "Maybe I don't understand your complex modern ideas like 'putting people over' or 'making new stars', but I do know this: I'm the biggest star in this company and I am that damn good."

What's wrong with the Cruiserweight and Tag Titles? The SD tag belts just look so indy fed to me, maybe its all the blue on them. I also hate how the jacked the look of the old WWF tag belts to make fans think that the SD belts share the WWF World Tag Team line when they don't. The Cruiser belt is just the WCW model with a WWE logo slapped on it, and too just smacks of something you see defended in a high school gym. I like championship belts that look like they mean something rather than looking like something you get for sending away cereal box tops. The Cruiserweight strap only looks like WCW's old belt in shape . . . it's totally redesigned from the old one, it's one of my favorite belts, actually I remember at Backlash 02, it still had the WCW logo on it. I'm sure they've redesigned it since then, but I'm not sure.

Did it have horns? I remember no horns. I think it the buckle was supposed to look like the Texas flag. (Note: You can't type "hardcore" into Google and expect the right results.)

The new US Title looks like a patriotic wristwatch. I kept looking at it wondering where the hell the hands and numbers were.

DAMN YOU DIRECTV~!!!!!!!!!111 They just looooooove to fuck over the rasslin' fan, don't they?

I guess that they feel that their fanbase IS smart enough to at least count. Maybe they should make us refs. BTW: Your back-to-back Mollys sig continues to bring me joy.

But six of them usually suck. Wait a fucking second... ...six matches on the NYRev card will suck anyways. BRING ON THE TOURNEY!!!!!

But six of them usually suck.

The obly reason I could come up with was Bischoff thoguth he deserved a title shot since he didn't get one the week he was Raw GM.

I thought that show came on UPN Thursdays.

There really are people who'll pop for anyone. When you're at a live show, its hard not to want to pop for people just because you know who they are and you see them on TV every week. I agree about the face thing you said, though. I'll be the first one to argue the guy's got his fans and a good share of pops, but he's a terrible babyface and just shouldn't be in that position. I have a hard time seeing him the way Vince McMahon expects me to see him, but there's a lot of people who disagree (hence my Lex Lugar comparison, since Lex also had his share of fans) and cheer for the overpushed guy just because that's what they're supposed to do.

As much as I loved the pay-per-view, the matches sucked. Just saying.

So long as its not blue.