SuperJerk

They need a heel to do a skit where they mock Orton. That'd be hilarious. Absolutely.

They should get Maven's week out of the way first before anyone knows its coming. Benoit's week should consist entirely of 20-30 minute technical classics. RAW IS (really) JERICHO deserves at least 3 weeks of lead-in hype. Who was the other guy on their team again?

The Patterson influence will be felt for generations.

Uhm, didn't say that. Uhm, yeah ya did. You said that Evolution, Edge, and Snitsky had nothing to do with each other before the build started. I said Evolution had nothing to do with Edge and Snitsky No you said that now. You didn't say that before. Maybe that's what you INTENDED to say, but it isn't what you said. And if you don't say what you mean, how can you expect to mean what you say? 95% of all internet arguments are over semanitics. The other 5% are over who's got seniority on their message board.

Go Wade!

7-11 disagrees. Totally.

Dead babies for everybody!!!!

Best Buy's got it in their ad this week for $16.99, including an RVD action figure.

When was that? The night the Rock cut the promo on Booker Midget (remember the 'Thomas Jefferson' crack?), then after Booker did poorly on "Weakest Link".

Thanks for the recap, S_D. You da man.

Or Booker T in early 2003.

The mark of a quais-interesting Raw is a bazillion spin-off threads.

I enjoy it, and I think the gimmick makes her seem hotter than she already is.

Only until the revolution. -=Mike I gotta admit it...Mike's on fire tonight. Good job.

I was thinking SOMETHING like that. Flair's new robe is PIMP.

Based on who her boyfriends have been, I'm thinking she's had lots of practice.

Between now and Election Day there's about 30+ game titles coming out. I'm looking forward to "Grand Theft Auto: Hanoi."

What's with all these new video games? I haven't seen this much Nam footage since the Democratic National Convention.

Yup, that's a given.

HBK to WWE: "PLEASE STOP SUCKING!"

Just kind of circling Iowa like a big ass crop circle.

Quit shilling Taboo Tuesday. The show is over. No one's buying the replay. Please stop.

Cuz, y'know, it looked like a "Randy Orton: Legend Killer" t-shirt. *sigh*

Apparently, Vince McMahon isn't at Raw tonight, which means it's anarchy backstage....Bischoff taking the night off, the audio going out, hellfire and brimstone coming down from the skies, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria. There is no Dana, only Raw.

GENE SNITSKY BABY KILLER *dies laughing*