SuperJerk

I like thre men. Past, Present and Future. You only need three for that. Hurricane could be the "never was/never will be"... I thought that was Batista's spot.

Ultimate Spider-Man is pretty good. Ultimate X-Men has some great moments, even if the characters act uncharacteristically stupid (Ultimate Prof. X is a total jackass). Ultimates? Meh. Tries a little too hard to be high-octane and believable character development is sacrificed. Ultimate Fantastic Four sucks 4 flavors of ass.

Avengers has become the book I read to see how bad it'll get. I feel like I'm reading the Ultimates or something.

Shane Helms is the future of wrestling. No, really. Hey, anybody remember Raven's idea to turn Hurricane heel? http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=41402

So....did we ever figure out which Arkansas Democrats want to remove "under God" from the pledge?

Wow, I can see your point. Its fucking Clinton's fault Bush ignored all those warnings from the Clinton Administration about Al Quaeda. How dare he snatch that "Threat Eminent" memo away from Bush! That dirty bastard!

The sad part is that he was rounding up.

Every once in a while one of us smarks has a legitimate good idea.

The pre-sale password for the RAW tickets I recently bought was "RAW".

Jericho's the most over face on Raw. Triple H is the most over heel on Raw. Therefore, they'll never face each other ever again. Duh.

That just rules.

that's Schiavone? i thought it was Dante from Clerks. This is the greatest pack of Chewlee's gum in the history of the Quick Stop.

You need to post in the TSM Style. We're trying to tell a story here Does this mean I have to incorporate shitty brawling and less high spots into my posts? No one's going to strap a rocket on you, ya know. And, no, Dames doesn't have a daughter for you to marry, either.

What's the outlook for matches for next week? <--Has tickets.

Does anyone know if Sting's facepaint is a CAW option on "Day of Reckoning"? This is giving me an idea.

Look what I found! Keep rollin'...rollin'...rollin'...

That joke brought tears of laughter to my eyes, dude. *grabs kleenex*

Do you realize that of that list, Foley's the only one who wasn't a title contender in early 2002?

My bet's on pass out.

This reminds me of TE2 when everyone was so glad Jake didn't win, only until it sunk in that Linda Miles and Jackie Gayda DID win. People will turn on less-attractive-but-not-as-boring Christy and bitch that hot-as-hell-but-with-the-personality-of-a-worn-out-shoe Carmella didn't win for the next three years now.

That's one helluva good idea you got there. I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not, but I was actually being serious about it. I was being totally serious. I loved Sunny back in the day.

That's one helluva good idea you got there.

So long as Nova didn't invent the Diva Search.

So...is this episode worse than the night Nash blew out his quad yet?

True dat.