SuperJerk

^True.^ Well it WAS on PPV. What? I don't remember that. Is it on the DVD? No, just the live PPV. Steiner was actually getting entertaining after he turned heel (i.e. his stuff with Jericho before Survivor Series last year).

Compared to most people who quit watching wrestling, a year-and-a-half hiatus isn't that much at all. You've actually been an extremely loyal fan.

Winner.

There was. Brock bought a ticket to Raw two weeks in a row.

Kane should go to Smackdown so the Undertaker can return the job. No, I'm not kidding.

They've totally written themselves into a corner this time.

"Overall, this show sucked with a side order of suck. " "Bradshaw does make a good point about the First Amendment, because he's not going to like me saying this about him. But Bradshaw needs to learn that we don't like him because we think he sucks." "I thought Judgment Day made Judgment Day look like a cartoon." "One or two no-shows: automatic termination. Causing an international incident and nearly causing a riot: A slap on the wrist and the comment of 'Don't do that no more.'" Funny cuz its true.

Hero status is bestowed upon you for another week. *golf clap* Congrats.

But why did STACY get a match? Just so she'd have an excuse to ask Lita to borrow some elbow pads?

At this rate the audience should be paid $34.95 to watch.

June 27th.

Somehow I think we'll know more matches for Vengance by this time next week than we will for GAB. Call it a hunch.

Man, this sure doesn't make me wanna buy the Great American Bash. That fucker better only cost $9.95. **checks WWE website** Nope, full price. I think we should all order Vengenance just to show them how much they can make when the product is decent.

GL got flushed in the toilet when Kyle exiled himself into space. At least that's when I lost interest. Hal's return might cause an intial bump in sales, but once the nostalgia wears off, sales will be back to pre-Kyle levels.

He's still dead, right?

Stacy Keibler vs. Jackie Gayda, Hell in a Cell.

I think they're waiting until Summerslam to give Triple H his title shot (HHH vs. Jericho at Vengenance would be good, but you know who'd go over). Vengenance might be Benoit vs. Edge (face vs. face?), or even Benoit vs. Orton. While I'm enjoying the idea of a Raw PPV every month, its probably a bitch for them to book 8 feuds in four weeks with only one roster to work with.

There's not really much to say about this except that I really hope he's okay.

You so fucking called it, dude.

Benoit has gotten far greater reactions in other cities. To judge and say someone's title reign should be ended because of the pops you get in one city on one night is silly. One must also consider how could the rating are for the quarter hour they are wrestling (Jericho vs. Christian in that cage match didn't do so well in the ratings compared to some of the stuff Benoit's been in). Including in your argument that Randy Orton's a better superstar (ignoring the fact that Orton's been pushed non-stop for a year, has had a dozen top guys job to him, is given more air time, and has his interviews completely scripted for him) is not a good way to convince me that Benoit's title reign has been a joke.

And to think I've been accused of starting dumb topics.

I checked the tape. That is NOT what was said. They never said anything about Eugene getting a title shot if he wins.

Are you sure? edit: I'm checking my tape.

They never said anything about Eugene getting a title shot if he wins.

Most likely...Heat duty. Or he will attack Orton during the main event. Maybe there's a rule that says he can't be on Raw the night after he has a PPV match?