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Let's consider for a minute some of the wrestling greats who have worked for Vince McMahon, but never held a WWF/E World Championship: Ricky Steamboat Owen Hart Mr. Perfect Ted DiBiase Davey Boy Smith The Dynamite Kid Vader Roddy Piper Terry Funk Tito Santana Brian Pillman Scott Hall Fuck Bradshaw. (Suddenly Randy Orton doesn't seem so bad, now does he?)

Any and all attempts by my to figure out what's going on in the X-books via internet articles has been met with the usually Marvel verbage of the creators tooting their own horns about how great they are without actually explaining what this "new direction" is. Today I picked up Uncanny #444. Since the only other X-Title I read is "Ultimate" I have no idea what's going on. Its a totally different mag than the one I was reading just a couple of months ago. Can someone fill in the gaps for me? Or are we not supposed to understand what's going on (which is a stupid move if that's what they're going for)?

Are he and Sunny still together? (The last I heard she's retired from the business.)

He could have been pulling Heat duty. *hasn't read the SNH spoilers yet That just raises the question why he was put on Heat instead of Raw. Because he's Matt Hardy. I don't see how anyone can say that really...if they've been watching for the last month or two, Matt's been on just about every show. I've been watching long enough to notice they treat him like shit on a regular basis.

Smackdown's even more ridicules than ever? Bruce Prichard strikes again. 'Nuff said.

I'd like to see him in a main event fued with Gericho before he drops the strap back to Wripple H.

He could have been pulling Heat duty. *hasn't read the SNH spoilers yet That just raises the question why he was put on Heat instead of Raw. Because he's Matt Hardy.

If Edge works a program with HHH after he comes back from making his "movie", who will be the face?

I consider it hypocritical for the German government to use censorship to supress Nazi views. Censorship of others was one of the main things that the Nazis used to control that country. Yes, the Nazis were the worst period of German history, but by banning their symbols the German government is condoning their tactics.

The official reason for Matt Hardy not being on the show last night is that he's Matt Hardy.

I'm pretty sure we can add this to the dropped angles of 2004 list. Which is pretty sad, Lord knowing if someone jumped me from behind and took me out for a full year, I'd track his ass down and double the damage he did to me. Considering one of the people implied to be responcible for said injury is currently the babyface challenger for the IC strap, I'm fucking shocked they dropped it. Yes, I'm kidding again. UPDATED PREVIEW Official WWE Raw Preview for 6/07/04: The Pepsi Arena in Albany, N.Y., represents the last stop for RAW prior to Bad Blood, which is Sunday, June 13 live on pay-per-view. With just six days to go until the pay-per-view, tempers will be flaring, and anything can happen tonight on RAW! With just days before his Hell in a Cell Match with Triple H, Shawn Michaels is scheduled to go one on one with Evolution's Randy Orton. Undoubtedly, Orton will be looking to soften HBK before Bad Blood. Where there's Orton, Evolution usually follows. Will this one turn into a glorified Handicapped Match? Tune in to find out. Shelton Benjamin is on quite a roll of late. Tonight, he looks to continue his momentum as he battles Evolution's Batista. Four matches have already been announced for Bad Blood: -World Heavyweight Championship: Chris Benoit vs. Kane -Hell in a Cell: Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels -Intercontinental Championship: Randy Orton vs. Shelton Benjamin -Women's Championship: Victoria vs. Gail Kim There will undoubtedly be more Bad Blood matches announced on RAW. And what will the participants in the matches already announced have in store for one another on Monday Night RAW? How will Eugene follow up on his victory (by disqualification) over Kane? All of this and more, as the road to Bad Blood continues on Monday Night RAW at 9/8 PM CT on Spike TV. Credit: WWE.com

To quote a certain bald wife-beater... Oh, hell yeah.

The show really needs to build up Benoit/Kane. I think Tom and Jerry...err, I mean HHH and HBK, have gotten enough attention.

I'd so mark-the-fuck-out for a Victoria/Trinity program. I doubt it'd ever happen since J.R. wouldn't be able to tell them apart. They're probably only looking at Shane because he's related to you-know-who. Sabin surprises me since I thought they were giving up on cruiserweights.

I bet we'll see Eugene vs. Coach added to the card. And who will be named number-one contenders for the tag belts? Maybe they'll finally tell us who attacked Edge at No Way Out 2003! Or not.

That, couple with Herr Layfield's antics, might seriously hurt the WWE's business in the German market.

In boot camp, the head games are meant to teach you how to work under pressure. That's not too far from wrestling.

Yes, but will there be a DIVA SEARCH segment? That's the real wildcard right there.

Who's there for him to drop it to?

I can imagine the shit about the girl taking Ivory's spot was intended as a head game, not unlike what military people go through in boot camp. The only thing that seems out of the ordinary is how differently these girls were threated by Ivory and Jacqueline than how the rest of the training staff treated them. I'm also really beginning to wonder how their training compares to Torrie Wilson, who wrestles on a pretty regular basis, or Trish (who I thought was hired to be a valet before she was ever trained as a wrestler).

This is Eddie's third incident. The other two occurred in the US when he went after a guy for throwing a drink that just barely missed one of Eddie's kids (who were at the show). There was another incident not long after that.

Hopefully that's not the craptastic chick from TNA.

Remember the Hirohito fiasco? Yes, they're definitely stupid enough.

They'll just issue a press release saying that they don't condone Nazism, and that Bradshaw was only doing it to make fun of the local fans. They'll apologize and point out how the current WWE Champion is a minority and the company is all about diversity and respecting others' cultures.

I'm surprised Torrie and Stacy don't stay at Victoria's place when their in town. Bow-kitcha-bow-bow... *does generic porn music dance*