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Damn you.

Anyone else getting nostalgic for Mad Libs?

Just so no one complains about me ruining it for them, even though I have no "insider information" anyone else hasn't already heard. Everyone knows its probably going to be that monster Kane, since he's the only credible main-event heel besides HHH on the show. Besides that monster Kane is a bah-gawd hoss, and Benoit will look like a giant killer when he goes over him. (I even made sure you couldn't figure it out based on the size of the red boxes. Go Team Me!)

I suggest you take an interest in playboys or other forms of pornography. Gandering at quasi-celebrity booty > gandering at porn star booty (or in the case of Playboy, wannabe models/actresses booty). Just saying. Lord knows only the hottest women in the world work for WWE~! [dumbass who will jerk off to anything mode] Let me put it another way then, since you completely missed the point: seeing nudity from someone hot you've seen clothed for years is more exciting than seeing nudity from someone hot who you're seeing for the first time but they're already naked. You're referring to Torrie Wilson at the end there? If you were at the SmackDown! taping that night and/or found a way to see an unedited video, you would've seen Dawn's breasts. No. Although I did buy the first Playboy that Torrie was in for that reason. Nudity just seems like a bigger deal/more exciting when you've already seen the person with clothes on, IMO. And regardless of how hot she is, Dawn Marie's rear is awesome. Reportedly Dawn was wearing something to cover her nipples the night she dropped her top on Smackdown.

I suggest you take an interest in playboys or other forms of pornography. Gandering at quasi-celebrity booty > gandering at porn star booty (or in the case of Playboy, wannabe models/actresses booty). Just saying. Lord knows only the hottest women in the world work for WWE~! [dumbass who will jerk off to anything mode] Let me put it another way then, since you completely missed the point: seeing nudity from someone hot you've seen clothed for years is more exciting than seeing nudity from someone hot who you're seeing for the first time but they're already naked.

I thought he was the guy who sang that stupid "It's Time To Party" song from two years ago.

I suggest you take an interest in playboys or other forms of pornography. Gandering at quasi-celebrity booty > gandering at porn star booty (or in the case of Playboy, wannabe models/actresses booty). Just saying.

Damn. Reminds me of Charlton Heston at the end of The Omega Man.

I don't think they have a problem with 5 people sitting around one computer screen and watching it.

If one assumes the reason you "don't want to watch" is because the show sucks, then essentially you've made the choice not to watch until the show improves. This would be the same thing as boycotting until the writing improves, right?

If it is the Razors Edge then Im all for it. Its one of my favorite finishing moves as well. I wonder what the odds are of them going with the name "Cross Powerbomb" for it like they do in some of the WWE video games. I thought they called in "Insiders Edge" on the games.

But 68% of smarks I thought smarks were 12 year-olds on their parents' computers.

Who?

Coming soon: Summer Slamboree!

I think you should rename your column "I Watched It For You". Some of us are using your recap to let us know when its safe to start watching again.

I'm going to play the role of Captain Obvious and point out three things: Kane will win simply because, while Benoit vs. Jericho would be awesome, I doubt they'll do a face vs. face match. HBK will make an appearance just to eliminate HHH. I bet Hurricane's really glad he didn't stay on Smackdown now!

Hal's heel turn was more because the Guardians wouldn't let him use his power to resurrect the city, than because it was destroyed. "Emerald Twighlight" was an excellent story. Kyle Rayner was perfectly fine as GL until they had him "loose faith in humanity" (after Terry was attacked) and exile himself to outer space. That's when I quit reading.

Is that the one with Lisa Kudrow and Damon Wayans?

Where did you find it for that price? I bought it for that at Circuit City the week it came out. Some WalMarts carry WWE PPV DVDs for cheap (under $17 at one store near my house).

No shortage of volunteers on that one. At then there'd be a chance they might show an entertaining commercial.

Thanks for pointing out the only way Smackdown could get worse. At least if I don't have to watch Smackdown anymore, I'll have more time to play checkers with my mom.

You can't kill it! It was started (as far as I know) by Savio against DiBiase! As with everything in life though it all comes back to Canada. Everyone can thank hockey and its Canadian fans for popularising the song. The first place I remember it used in this fashion was when they used to sing it on MTV's "Remote Control" (1987-1991) whenever a contestant was eliminated. The song, "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" was released in 1970 by Steam. The complete lyrics: Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye He'll never love you, the way that I love you 'Cause if he did, no no, he wouldn't make you cry He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love) So dog-gone willin' So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. Wanna see you kiss him) Go on and kiss him goodbye, now Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye Listen to me now He's never near you to comfort and cheer you When all those sad tears are fallin' baby from your eyes He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love) So dog-gone willin' So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. I wanna see you kiss him) Go on and kiss him goodbye, na-na na-na-na na na Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye Hey hey-ey, goodbye Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye It took me five minutes to find out all of that, but still no leads on that Lita interview where she talks about swallowing and taking it from behind.

but he has a "burnt weiner" according to Tori and S-Pac. that wouldn't be the nastiest thing that Lita's let into her cooch dont you forget she likes in the backdoor too. And she swallows too (Man, that interview was revealing!) WHAT interview? Some Maxim/FHM-ish magazine interview, I believe (they pretty much asked her like 2 wrestling questions and 13 sex questions) Anybody know the issue/have the link????

but he has a "burnt weiner" according to Tori and S-Pac. that wouldn't be the nastiest thing that Lita's let into her cooch dont you forget she likes in the backdoor too. And she swallows too (Man, that interview was revealing!) WHAT interview?

Maltin's made some pretty insane choices over the years. Ebert's starting to go insane himself.