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TWGTT's theme needs to be on the next CD...if they ever go back to releasing CD's of entrance music.

"Most dominant champion..." Eddie's facing Bruno Sammartino?

Who's doing commentary? Claude Rains and Susan Richards? THERE'S NO ONE AT THE ANNOUNCE BOOTH!

That smell is just A-Train forgetting to shampoo again. And that's a lot of fucking shampoo. Ultimo Dragon says... "Tune in tonight to see if I still have a job!" Only on Spike TV.

Official Velocity Preview Now that Rikishi & Scotty 2 Hotty are the WWE Tag Team Champions, the competition to be the No. 1 Contender is heating up. On Velocity, see the competition at its best when Ultimo Dragon & Funaki face the Self-Proclaimed World’s Greatest Tag Team in a match that will go a long way in determining who the No. 1 Contender will be. This is a must-win for both teams if they wish to compete for the No. 1 Contender spot, find out who gets it on Velocity. Rhyno & A-Train will also enter the tag team fray when they are in action. Also on Velocity, all three members of the FBI will be present. First, Nunzio (with Chuck Palumbo at ringside) will face Paul London. Later, Johnny Stamboli is in singles action when he faces Bradshaw in a match between two of the strongest men on the SmackDown! roster. Don’t miss this entertaining trio when the FBI will appear on Velocity! Confidential is a rerun.

I'll admit you make a strong case for the implausibility of Angle interjecting himself into the Los Guerreros feud, however that does not prove the impossibility of it. Given the end result (a match between Smackdown's two top performers), I'm willing to extend the courtesy of suspension of disbelief to the angle and just be glad there is the possibility of these two feuding for the "richest prize in the business". In other words, you've got a good point, but the blow-off will be worth it.

He did the baby thing for the last turn too. Why? Does that mean he should have been friendly towards Brock? I don't remember any reference to his daughter during any previous face turn. She wasn't even born yet during his 2001 face run, and he never actually turned face when he went over Big Show at Armageddon in 2002 (I don't recall them mentioning her on air the way they did in July of 2003). Also, the reason he was friendly towards Brock was because Brock was a friend to him while he was rehabbing his neck. The feud makes as much sense as any other feud. Get over it. The difference being that Lugar lacked any ring skill whatsoever, while Angle's one of the top workers in the company. That makes a huge difference.

The idea that someone deserves royalties for color commentary is idiotic. No one buys a wrestling DVD for the commentary. Wasn't he paid enough just to record it the first time?

"You sold out! You sold out!" "We want puppies! We want puppies!" "You fucked up! You fucked up!" Is it any of those chants? Maybe it will be the "HOLY SHIT!" chant.

According to the storylines, Angle came back from his last neck injury a changed man (insert footage of him holding his baby daughter here) and so it DOES make sense in some way that he'd be friendly towards Los Guerreros. Virtually everyone in the company has turned heel/face at least once, so is it really so hard to swallow that Kurt would be acting like a full-blown "mom, apple pie, and the flag" good old fashioned family-values "God Bless America" kind of guy?

You know what this discussion is REALLY making a strong case for? A second draft. Everyone on both shows has already faced everyone else on their own show, right?

So why would he take him out of the Rumble? Why does he think he can beat him easily? Kurt has never beaten Eddy. Kurt Angle beat Eddie Guerrero on the November 21, 2002 episode of Smackdown.

I don't really buy it when guys say they don't find her attractive at all. I think they're just trying to look cool...or gay. Hey, if you don't think she's that hot, fine, but you'd be lying to say she's not even the slightest bit pretty.

I think what they're REALLY planning is to have HBK pin HHH at WMXX, have Benoit pin HBK at Backlash in Edmonton, and then have Benoit vs. HHH at Badd Blood (with HHH winning, of course). That way, not only does HHH not have to job to Benoit, but it allows you to have the HBK vs. Benoit match everyone would rather see than HHH/Benoit. Isn't it funny how HHH's opponent gets blamed when the match won't draw? You'd think after 17 months they'd notice the common denominator.

The WWE's new philosophy on title changes seems to be to only let it happen at brand-only PPV's, so I'm betting Eddie will hold on to the belt until the "Judgement Day" PPV.

What fucking college did YOU go to?

That was at a PPV, not on Nitro, right? I think their just including Monday Night stuff.

I think Kurt vs. Brock was done to death, though.

Since Goldberg is going to face Brock at Mania, and since Goldberg ISN'T in the number one contender's match at No Way Out... ...well. You know.

Well, the prospect is exciting...but knowing what they've done in the ring together in the past makes it a lot less interesting. That and the blatant predictability of the storylines prevents it.

Somewhere there's an idiot marking out at the prospect of Cena vs. Lesnar at Mania.

Third Janet reference of the night. Cena's loosing his touch.

Big Show is to MVP of the Rumble as Triple H is to Great World Champion.

For some reason I'm glad that Kurt and Paul Heyman are still on good terms. I hate it when heels and faces argue just because they're heels and faces.

Nothing says "hardcore" like bright green on bright blue. On the other hand, Kurt's ring attire makes him look like he's going to take a Quinjet to Avenger's Mansion after the show. At least they're not wearing generic black ring attire. Too many wrestlers wear black ring attire if you ask me. Does anyone think if a guy wore like a cool outfit and wore face paint like Sting use to wear not the same design but the face paint was big and they where a good worker would they get over or just be a joke just wondering and I thought it would be a good time to ask since we are talking about Hardcore Holly's new trunks. Thanks. Someone needs decaf. Bob Holly looks like Eminem and George Bush's love child.