SuperJerk

Does this warrant the "Oh TAG~!" finisher you guys are so proud of? Just wondering. EDIT: Hey look, this "unfunny" thread just reached a third page! Whaddaya know?

Hey, for all you English majors out there: Would this post be considered irony or hypocrisy? WWE Signs Sting The WWE has announced that Sting has been signed to appear at Wrestlemania XX. The former Police front-man is expected to sing the songs "Every Breath You Take" and "Don't Stand So Close To Me" at the event, which will be held this March.

Translation: I know I suck. (Before you go crying to the mods, don't forget that you flamed me first.) And by the way, thanks for quoting my entire post instead of editting it to only show the parts that have to do with what you were talking about. I needed further proof that you're really, really lazy. Thanks for coming through for me, big guy. You're a real team player. Well, now that that's settled.... Olsen Twins Deny Plan to Turn Eighteen Former Tag Team Champions the Olsen Twins are denying reports that current plans are for them to turn 18. "We don't think it'd be in the twin's interest to turn 18," said one source close to the duo. "They certainly don't look like they're 18, and although there is obviously as demand for it, we don't feel that the two could get over as eighteen year olds." Other backstage sources are stating that the twins' current gimmick is stale, and they really need the 18-turn to keep themselves at the top of the card. "They can't stay babyfaces forever," said one anonymous road agent. The current reported plan is for the former chams to turn eighteen this summer, begin making more appearance, before eventually getting overexposed and posing for Playboy before fading into obscurity.

^Worst. Ebaumsworld Pic. Ever.^ Dude, if your gonna flame me, at least give me the courtesy of not stealing someone else's picture to do it. That's just weak. _________________ Superstring is like no ordinary string. That's why he's super. I don't use Excel, and even I thought it was pretty funny. I sell for Superstring's post like John Cena on uppers. More on McMahon/Orton Blackmail Sources have learned that the blackmail material the Ortons are using to get Randy his push is, in fact, this picture: "Those are the largest breasts I've ever seen! Can I please touch them?" Some doubt the validity of this report since the photo has been already circulating the internet since yesterday.

You're posting in a public forum, so don't have a hissy fit when someone uses your name in a post. You keep telling me I'm not funny...and yet you keep reading. Interesting. Very interesting. Ten bucks says you get banned in a few weeks. That's not a very nice thing to say about tommytomlin. What'd he ever do to you? Backstage Heat Between Chants? Rumors backstage suggest that the once fan-favorite "You Fucked Up!" chant is very jealous of the amount of airtime the "Holy Shit!" chant has been getting lately. Regular fans may have noticed the inordinate amount of appearances "Holy Shit!" has been making lately, and that "You Fucked Up!" does not even appear during Women's Division matches anymore. "You Fucked Up!" is also upset that "Holy Shit!" is being used to try and get Rosie over, when it is perfectly obvious that "You Fucked Up!" is more suited to the task. In a related story, the "Boring!" chant will continue to work Raw shows, despite the fact it couldn't get Lance Storm over. WWE Gives Reason For Booking Decisions In a move that stunned a bunch of internet nerds, the WWE publicly announced it had very sound and reasonable explanations for recent booking decisions at press conference in front of Titan Towers yesterday. "We have very sound and reasonable explanations for our recent booking decisions," said a representative of the company. The representative then walked back into Titan Towers, and locked the door behind him. Then security asked us to leave. We will post updates as they become available. Randy Orton Not Happy With Push WWE Superstar Randy Orton is reportedly not happy with the size of the push he's been receiving. "Daddy and Grandpa said I should be world champ by now! I got the look and the body! Why can't I be world champ yet?" the current Intercontinental Champion was heard asking backstage. While some are suggesting that Orton has already received enough of a push, others have argued that perhaps the Senior Ortons just don't have enough blackmail material to pressure Vince McMahon into giving their child a World Title reign. No word on what blackmail material the Senior Ortons might have on Vince McMahon, but rumors say it might involve donkeys, hookers, or pictures of McMahon with Bradshaw.

You're posting in a public forum, so don't have a hissy fit when someone uses your name in a post. You keep telling me I'm not funny...and yet you keep reading. Interesting. Very interesting. In other news... Matt Hardy's New TitanTron Revealed

And I can't beleive you thought that was funnier than my shit. ....and yet it was. Oh TAG~!

And I can't beleive you thought that was funnier than my shit.

There's a reason why he's the god of thunder.

Y2Jerk No-Sells Critics Yeah, excuse me for wanting to see what kinds of funny stuff the people who visit this forum could come up with. I didn't realize that most people here couldn't come up with jack, and I'd have to carry this thing by myself. And I don't care what anyone says. That Jeff Hardy Sex Tape gag was comic gold.

Dream Match We'll Never See VS. I'm telling you, that feud is money.

Maybe this is a stupid question, but how big a scale is Scott Keith using? I'm not familar enough with his reviews to know this for 100% certain. It sounds like 5 stars is the limit, but I've yet to see anyone come right out and say what kind of a scale you're using. I could come out here and say I thought Bossman vs. D'Lo Brown from an episode of Heat earned ***** and forget to mention it was on a twenty star scale, couldn't I? BTW, this argument isn't nearly as silly as when the pre-PPV Crossfaces articles would include arguments about how many quarter stars matches that hadn't even happened yet should get.

^Good one.^ Tommytomlin sure knows how to write a good headline, doesn't he? Zach Gowan Update As previuosly reported, WWE Superstar Zach Gowan is set to return to the ring in the coming weeks. There has been speculation that Gowan's "guy with one working leg" gimmick will not get over with fans, since Raw's Triple H and Kevin Nash have also been using the same gimmick for some time.

Do you mean the thread in general or just your own post? Because, so far, I haven't seen you post anything funny in this thread, either. How about instead of complaining you try to PROVE you can be funnier than me? ________________ Matt Hardy/Molly Holly Update Raw writers are considering making an alliance between Matt Hardy and Molly Holly, although it is not clear if the partnership will be based on both character's mutual dislike of Lita, or if someone just thinks it'd be funny to call them "Version One and Virgin One". Some, however, are against the idea because it might result in Matt being seen on television. ________________ Jeff Hardy Sex Tape Inside sources are saying that a former boyfriend of Jeff Hardy's has leaked a sex tape onto the internet. The sex tape shows Jeff taking it from behind and then giving fellatio. While some doubt the tape's authenticity, others point out Jeff's raccoon-like appearance. Also, Jeff looks completely green in the video (not unlike how he always looked green in a wrestling ring). More on this story as it develops.

Hey, I was going to use that telephone gag! Thanks a lot! In other news... McMahon Family Sitcom Wraps Production on First Episode The much anticipated pilot for next spring's mid-season series based on the McMahon family has wrapped production. The show will star all five members of the family. Not unlike WWE programming, the show will not be a reality show, although there will be shoot moments. Here is an exerpt from the pilot, titled "Take My Wife...Please!": Vince walks into a room where Shane is playing a carefully placed WWE video game, while Stephanie and "Hunter" are sitting on the couch. VINCE: I sure missed your mother today! STEPH: Was she not at the office? VINCE: Yeah...she was at the office. HUNTER: You were at the office, too, right? VINCE: Yeah. SHANE: Then how did you miss her? VINCE: She moved out of the way before I could pull the trigger. Thirteen episodes have been ordered for UPN, which plans to begin airing them whenever "Rock Me Baby" is finally cancelled.

Triple H Update It has been reported backstage that Triple H plans to no-sell and kick-out of any and all "Oh TAG~!" finishers. HBK vows to no-sell HHH's no-selling, and award himself the World Heavyweight Title at an upcoming house show.

Comebacks are overrated. I'm assuming "Oh TAG~!" is another pre-packaged, unoriginal way for someone who has nothing interesting of their own to contribute to comment on the previous negative comment made by someone who also had nothing interesting to contribute. Considering the total weakness of both of those two posts, I'm going to have to carry this thread myself. WAYS THE WWE PLANS TO GET LANCE STORM OVER IN 2004 -New catchphrase: IT'S STORMING EXCITMENT! -"Conquistador Number 52 has just entered the ring..." -Keep him a face and have him feud with Triple H...that's worked before. -Change his gimmick to the older brother from Wierd Science, since he looks like him anyways. -"Allow me to read this prepared statement written by Andrew Dice Clay..." -In its DVD release, restore his scene to the episode of Tough Enough 3 he was cut from. -"What's Dawn Marie doing with Lance Storm?" Seriously. -STORM-A-ROONIE!!!!!!! -Win some damn singles matches, perhaps? -"Call me Lance Pants...as in I'M NOT WEARING ANY!" ___________________ Scene Cut from Smackdown! Taping "Those are the largest breasts I've ever seen! Can I please touch them?"

If you don't think I'm funny, then post something funny yourself. That's what I'm asking for, here. Oh TAG~!

Dames is the best recapper in the business, bah gawd. Now, quit fishing for compliments before ya get a big head. I still say Kane should continue his gimmick of lighting stuff on fire by burning a cross on Booker T's yard.

Yeah, but right after the Victoria/Ivory match, Steven Richards played the full-blown face in his match defending Victoria's honor against Test.

I own both an X-Box and a Gamecube. In the X-Box's favor you have the DVD player (you'll need a remote) and the hard drive, which'll save you $$$ on memory cards. On the other hand, there aren't many X-Box exclusive games that stand-out in my mind. Halo is an excellent game, and the ability to play it should definitely be a selling point of the system. Knights of the Old Republic is also an excellent game. I like Gamecube's variety of titles better, though. You've got V.Joe, Animal Crossing, Rebel Strike, F-Zero GX, and the Zeldas. If you like wrestling games, both platforms have very flawed WWE games that are exclusive to their system (although I prefer Raw 2 to Wrestlemania XIX, despite the 38,459 programming glitches), in addition to the Legends series. Gamecube also offers Def Jam Vendetta, which I've never played, but has gotten good reviews. I think you'll be happy with either system.

Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike (Gamecube) Total Immersion Racing (X-Box)

I'm surprised more people didn't notice the post Battle Royal screw-up. BOTH refs said Benoit was the winner, for fuck's sake!

I'd love to see Molly/Victoria at a PPV, but since their feud started on Sunday night Heat, I doubt it'll happen. They'll probably face each other on Raw this week.

I'm still confused by this. I mean, come on! One brand of crack was Vince smoking when he approved that one?