SuperJerk

Spoon and snuffbox bitching about how much I love to argue in the CE folder is getting old. Now, compared to the 5-thread simultaneous falmapaloozas I used to have with MikeSC, I've mellowed out quite a bit, but I still have a hard time saying "no" to a challenge. I like to see alternate points of view represented. I'm cool with people disagreeing with me, I'm just not cool with it when they imply there's something wrong with me for not agreeing with them. I swear to God, every post of mine is followed by snuffbox telling me I'm an idiot. However, it seems like these two boys are trying to have it both ways. Snuffbox pretty much calls my ass out on every single thread anymore, and then Spoon pulls the "woa is me, Superjerk is ruining my beloved forums" act as soon as I respond...then procedes to bitch about me for the next 5 posts whether I respond or not. Perfect fucking example. Am I fucking arguing with myself here? If you don't want to argue with me, then don't argue with me. I'm not going to back down when people call me out. But one thing I won't do is cry like a bitch about how "stubborn" you are because you don't back down.

Aw, geez. Talk about a harbinger of scandal.

And you're proving MY point right now. I never said I didn't like to argue, but you're constantly doing the very thing you're attacking me for. If in this "The World According to Patrick Spoon, 23 Year Old Virgin" epic you've been writing on this board for the last few years you cry every other page because I argue all the time, you should at least admit the same rules should apply to everyone and shut the fuck yourself.

If we don't close our borders, the tourists have won. Its funny because tourists sounds like terrorists. Get it? Wakka-wakka.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070105/ap_on_..._mcauliffe_book The article actually talks about him blasting Kerry's staff, not Kerry himself, but still...

If we don't close our borders, the tourists have won.

You hate the fact that I argue so much that you come back day after day to argue about it. Got it. I understand completely. Really.

Is it such a horrible fate to learn to speak another language? Several studies have shown that people who know more than one language outscore those who speak only one language on tests of verbal and nonverbal intelligence. This is why study of a foreign language is a requirment for many universities, as well as being a major component of any B.A. degree.

Some of us have lives, hoss.

The press trying to portray as positive move as a negative one... http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01/05/con...p.ap/index.html

As soon as you two decide exactly what it is you're attacking me for, let me know.

Some enterprising blogger should keep a chart of how far from reality each right-wing pundit is at a given moment, purely for comparitive purposes. Conservatives are turning into Jesse Ventura doing heel commentary in their outlandishness these days.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/05/dead.letters.ap/index.html

Did anybody on the O.C. ever travel back in time to when their parents were the same age as them?

The TV pundits are more interested in talking about what the Congress isn't doing than what it is doing. I love how anytime someone new takes office, be it legislative or executive branch, the media pretends like its never heard of seperation of powers. Short of defunding the Iraq War (which is a bad idea when there's still troops on the ground), there's not a whole lot the Congress can do besides hold hearings.

"And everything" my ass. What fucking channel had that part???

Shit...is it Thursday?

http://dvd.ign.com/articles/559/559295p1.html Apparently its got 20 minutes of extra footage. I really liked the original release, but admit it could've been better (better fight scenes, too much comedy is proportion to the story). Since this version got slapped with an "R" rating, it'll prettty definitely be more violent, and not as watered down. There's apparently also a smaller role for Elektra (despite the fact that Jennifer Garner is my next baby's momma, even I think she's wasn't the best person for the part). I'm looking forward to seeing this. Release date is Nov. 30th.

That'd make more sense than what I thought he meant.

I was really hoping that original post was intended ironically. Otherwise I fear for the future of our nation.

If you're talking about people on a message board being stubborn, there's not a whole lot else you could mean.

For all of people's recent bitching, I can honestly say that on my worst day, I've never been 1/10th as obnoxious as Mike.

I wish Lucas had pulled Star Wars from that theater because of you. Me too.

Wait...that was a real song? I figured it was written specifically for the truck commercial.