SuperJerk

I was just glad to see a music topic that I actually know something about.

Imagine how confused they'll be when the next one comes out and he's still an agent.

Huh?

Hey, look at these trees, they're gorgeous! ... anyone know where this forest is supposed to be? Well, excuse me for not sucking up to the consensus more often, but I didn't know changing my opinion just so I could fit in was a litmus test for posting in this folder. If you want to change my mind about something, then try presenting an argument backed up with verifiable facts instead of just whining about how much you don't like me.

How many times is this now that the team has broken up for some reason? It seems like it's happened a lot, but I'm not a big FF fan so I could be wrong. In this magnitude? Once, in 1987 when Steve Englehart took over the book and got rid of Sue and Reed so that he could bring Thing's then-girlfriend Sharon Venture and Human Torch's sluttified (by Englehart IIRC) ex-girlfriend Crystal onto the team. Two words: Fantastic Force.

I hope everybody missed the riveting interview Nancy Grace did with Scott Peterson's sister that aired while this was going on last night. I really wish that Headline News would just go back to reporting the fucking news already.

Details? (I'll probably try to catch a replay on C-Span later.)

I suppose none of you were paying attention a week ago when I admitted I had been wrong about Evan Bayh. And no one noticed I joined the board's consensus on Iran, either.

I'm surprised Ford's opinion stayed a secret this long. Clinton waited until people started coming after him directly before he commented on how screwed up he thought Bush's foriegn policy was, and I suspect that if he wasn't trying to rehabilitate his post-9/11 image to help his wife's inevitable White House run, he'd have kept his mouth shut even then.

From the "No Shit?" File http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/12/28/edwards.ap/index.html Smart move announcing in New Orleans. Seems like he's trying to disassociate himself from the home state that wants nothing to do with him, and appear as some kind of "ex-Senator-at-large".

What are the odds of two people posting almost the exact same joke at the exact same time?

I'd recommend using cross-hairs next time.

non-musical? what is non-musical? what is musical? what constitutes what? i've never heard more pathetically ignorant ways to hate a great song in my life. superjerk you wouldn't be such a sexually pent-up basketcase if you danced to sexyback just once. put a little strut in your step. it HAS to be better than being the laughing stock of the teacher faculty at school. just let go. bring sexyback. get yer sexy on.

The worst part of "Sexyback" is the pointless and randomly non-musical repetition of the word "Yeah." It seems so out of place in the song because it sounds like the guy was being asked if he wants another beer. My daughter got a toy for Christmas that sings the real lyrics to "Do Your Chain Hang Low," which I'm planning on taking to school so maybe the kids will finally stop singing that piece of crap. Fergie is also a favorite artist among the Special Ed. population.

"I'm James Brown, bitch." --my sister-in-law

Any rock band that tries to pull of a variation on the marching band uniform look should have to owe the remaining Beatles money.

I remember reading about this in Reagan's memoir... (Yes, its long.) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16371870/site/newsweek/

Back in 1999, I got a movie theater manager called on me because I wanted to use the 2 passes they gave me instead of a refund (the "A Bug's Life" filmstrip broke about 20 minutes into the movie) on a new movie. "We cannot allow you to use movie passes to see this film until it has been out for at least 6 weeks." "Why not?" "We cannot run the risk that the distributor will pull the movie from this theater because we let you in without paying." "Then why don't you just give me my money back for the time the film broke, then I can pay you that money and we'll call it even?" "We cannot give you cash for movie passes." "Then give me 2 tickets to see Star Wars." "Lucas Films will not allow us to do this." "Then why'd you give me movie passes instead of a refund 4 months ago?" "...Okay, but if George Lucas pulls Star Wars from this theater its your fault."

http://www.kait8.com/Global/story.asp?S=5825741&nav=0jsh

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/26/...main/index.html

The tragedy of the Ford Presidency was that he was basically left to fix the huge messes made during the Nixon Administration. For example, my parents conceived me when Nixon was president, but I was born after Ford became president. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16370028/ Rest in Peace, Mr. Ford, and remember...in heaven, there will be no math.

I could care less if Selleck did NRA commercials, but being a shill for the National Rifle Association and owning a licenced gun (especially if you're a professional bodyguard and need one to do your job) aren't the same thing. You're forgetting about how back then Rosie was the commercial spokesperson for K-Mart, which at that time still sold guns in its stores. It was a little hypocritical for her going off on Selleck when she was a schill for a company that sold guns as well. Besides, what does she care what Selleck does. Did K-Mart ever sell the military assault weapons and semi-automatic handguns that the NRA has fought to keep legal? Does K-Mart oppose gun registration? Did K-Mart have a convention in Denver just days after the Columbine shootings? Did K-Mart lobby for laws that give people the right to carry concealed weapons in public?

I find it amusing the 52 version of Clark Kent resembles the post-Crisis John Byrne-style version, whereas in the post-OYL "Superman" monthly books, he's reverted back to a pre-Crisis/Christopher Reeve/Brandon Routh bumbling doofus model. CONTINUITY~!

Glad we cleared that up. Where do you live, exactly?