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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - I Keed [intro] I thought my CD was done, But that's not what they say Do an insult track, We need it for radio play [Verse One] American Idol, that's what I look for, In the poop section of my local record store. Ruben or Clay, oh which one should I pick, It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick. And when I want something even more fruity and fit, I look up N for NSYNC or T for Timberlake. So many skills Justin's making a buck at, Does he rap, does he sing, he doesn't know what to suck at! Now as for the bitches, lets give Britney thanks, For the face that launched a million preteen skanks. You were a virgin, that had to be hard, You had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard. [Chorus] I Keed, I Keed He's just making little jokes, I joke with you, Little dog, Little jokes, I Keed, I Keed, He's just making little jokes, and your a good actress too. [Verse Two] Now lets go to Walmart, Where they won't sell me CD, Those company's nuts are in a jar in aisle three. But you can see Christina in all her sluthood It's like watching porn but the music's not as good. I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar Still I would hump you if I could wear my flea collar. You're looser than my poop after eating honeydew, Only 50 cents can flunk more than you! And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire, He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore, To open for him and I don't mean on tour! You're not the first person for R Kelly His video's premiere in the LAPD. I believe they set up an innocent guy. You know what Kel? I believe I can fly [Chorus] Now look how frickin cool those guys from the Strokes are Their rifts are three times as old as my jokes are The white stripes guy, is that your wife or your sister Shouldn't you be playing country music mister. Hey Coldplay, maybe you should be Coldsore. Back when you were U2, I liked you so much more. Somehow your song yellow reminds me of pee I think that when it's over, it's a big relief to me Yo Pink, is that your hair or a tattoo? I didn't know Supercuts had a drive through Yo Nelly, what the hell kinda name is that? That's about as gangster as an Easter Bonnet hat. And Snoop says he clean, well you make the call The guy's higher than Billy Joel's cholesterol, Snoop there's only room for one dog putz, And I can rap, can you lick your own nuts? Poop Diddy, are you in show business still? I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill. J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o Shakira's BUTT's fine, but it won't hold still. I sniffed Elton John's BUTT for a thrill. I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely She let loose a bomb that was bigger than Gigli. [Chorus] Avril Lavinge, punk queen, now there's a kidder, Go back up north, Celine needs a baby-sitter Philip Glass, hey tunnel ass, your not immune Write a song with a f****** tune And on the list of pooches, don't leave off MTV, I scared Emineminem, so they gave the hook to me. Slim Shady, why do you find me scary? We are just two regular dudes who banged Mariah Carey. Wipe off that frown, just do without Hey my mom was a bitch too, but I don't go writing songs about it. [Chorus]

Hence beating down Trish to get the heeldom. You want your pop? Have him come out to save Jericho and Trish from a beatdown, then beat the everloving shit out of them. You'd get your pop, then he'd get his serious heel heat that would last. Trish can even be put out of action and Jericho fights for her honor, she of course returns at some point to help Jericho win a match against Edge and all is good. Tag champ Edge reeked of awesomeness but they were trying to push him to the next level. He has to act like the title is his goal and no one is going to stand in his way of it. You want a speaker for him? Give him someone like a Paul Heyman to speak for him.

I think the reason he works is because he's something kids/teens would buy into. Just like Stone Cold brought in the demographic with beer drinking and middle fingers, Cena brings them in with his style and attitude. It may not get coverage on other channels, but kids will tell other kids and that will add to his popularity. As far as him not being up to par wrestling-wise. Do they spend time training these guys or once they are up from OVW does the training end? I always here about how Fit Finlay works with the women but you never hear about the guys having anyone help them polish their skills. The hosses never seem to get better so it seems as if they are on their own.

What I'd like to see: If they go with the Jericho face turn, have Edge come out and beat the ever loving shit out of Jericho and Trish, leaving Jericho bloodied, and have Edge become a monster heel. No more funny boy heel. A total dick heel. I think I can actually care about him again, something I was unable to do when he was a face.

I know those belts are big and heavy, but I always think it is going to fall apart when he throws it like that.

Did anyone here want to fuck Jessica Rabbit? I still do.

I always used to love seeing Ric Flair come out with his robe on and his belt around the waste. Made the title look even more prestigious.

The Tag Team Turmoil match from No Way Out 2002 lasted a combined 14:12. If you consider 5 matches in 14 minutes individual matches, Vince Russo will love you.

I always figured George was a maryjane fan myself.

Remember when you would shave with a razor that you actually had to put a razor in? And 90% of men would cut themselves shaving at least twice a week and have to put those little with papers on their face? Remember when all businesses used to require men to wear suits and women dresses with pantyhose? And pantyhose came in a big plastic egg? Drive-in movies?

Yes but what movies do you watch on tv that you own the DVDs of?

I'll go back and modify every post I've ever made. IN ANGER~!

All season long, when Jon votes, he spouts off Ric Flair, 4 Horsemen, and other wrestling catchphrases. His 15 minute shelflife after Survivor will be quick, so the only thing I can see him doing is a guest ring announcer type thing at the next ppv. The season finale is Sunday, so if they don't do it then, no one will know who he is.

He had the curly almost afro mullet going on. With the lines shaved in on the side, lol.

He had the curly almost afro mullet going on.

Can you a hook a brotha up with an autograph? Raz will hate me, but I still have The Postman Song (Because I Love You) in cassette single format.

I have always been a huge Stevie B. mark. If he wasn't so ugly, he would have been huge in the business.

Google led me to this: Bear Glossary Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are often considered to have "cuddly" bodies.

The mistake was that on the order form, he put 1 copy of the porn movie and 200 copies of the Christ movie and they misread it.

It was TNN. Don't you remember the stupid commercials that were out of place, given that it was Godfather? Yes, I remember. But AMC also did this and I remember because they wouldn't play many commercials that always makes a tv movie much more enjoyable.

I haven't followed much of what's going on with Teddy to make him the black sheep. Was it the ROH show that caused these problems or something more? Has Bret had any comments about him that were negative?

RESULTS OF THE SMARTMARKS TRANSLATOR 5000!!! You may notice my O.C. banner. Therefore you can safely assume that my television watching habits are as bad, if not worse, than choice of music. P.S. I still cry whenever I hear "I'll Never Get Over You Getting Over Me..." The O.C. does NOT suck. And neither does that song. Expose rules. (continues digging his hole) Expose, The Cover Girls and Sweet Sensation brought a new style to music in the late 80's. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Groundhog Day Christmas Story Godfather 1 and 2 I don't know if they did it this year but TNT used to run Christmas Story for 24 hours straight on Thanksgiving and I would watch it as much as I could. The Godfather movies used to run just about every weekend on either USA or AMC or TNN, I'm not exactly sure which, but I would watch them every weekend.

Lisa is a foot taller than any wrestling Guerrero.