OldSchoolWrestling

I envy you right back since you got to see Lisa Lisa. I just recently started listening to her 80's stuff again. And she had quite the funky mullett in her time. Rob Base and EZ Rock's "It Takes Two" is one of the greatest rap songs of all time. And Stevie Fucking B was the man. He didn't get enough credit for his shit because he was ugly, but the man had some awesome songs.

As mentioned in a few other threads, he's on vacation this week. Check the general wrestling folder.

I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, '*That's* why I'm not a heterosexual.'" - George

Costanzzzza!!!!

My local access channel used to show backyard wrestling. I always loved the flying elbow off of the washing machine spot....

This week’s edition of Smackdown did a 3.6 cable rating, with a 5 share, according to Nielsen Media Research. That is up from last week’s 3.3 and came against strong competition from the usual NBC and CBS lineups, plus the World Series, which did a 13.2 (about 10 points higher than FOX usually does on Thursday). The highest quarter hour on the show was the 4.0 for the last quarter hour. 1wrestling.com

Back during the internet boom a few years ago, these jobs were easier to find because companies were growing so rapidly they didn't have space to put people. Nowadays, its hard enough to find any job, let alone one you can telecommute to. Most companies I know allow you to work from home on occasion, but require you in the office most of the time.

Why exactly do you want to work from home? I mean other than the fact you don't have to shower, dress, or leave the house. Is there any other reason?

I'd like to see a Mick Foley triple crown wrestlemania. First, Mankind defeats Vince McMahon in a streetfight. Then Cactus Jack's interference causes Randy Orton to lose to HHH. Finally, Dude Love defeats SCSA in a loser leaves the WWE forever match.

Cool. How soon until Steph is on the cover of the Smackdown issue the same month HHH is on the cover of Raw?

I guess they don't realize that they are actually going to be informing the kids in these grades that its possible to pirate movies. Nice.

The smartmarks, definately, but I'm not too sure about the forums.

From the Better Business Bureau: Work-at-Home Schemes Modern Twist to Old Scams With the rise of the Internet and e-mail, getting a phony ad or message out to a vast audience is cheap and easy. Even though the old work-at-home scams have taken on a modern twist, the typical profile of victims who are most susceptible to these scams has changed very little. Work-at-home con artists have always preyed most heavily upon senior citizens, the disabled, mothers who want to stay at home with their children, people with low income and few job skills, and people who just want to get rich quick. Cyberspace is simply the newest arena that scam artists have entered to widen their hunt for more people to dupe. To avoid falling for work-at-home scams, both on- and off-line, look for the following warning signs: Overstated claims of product effectiveness; Exaggerated claims of potential earnings, profits, or part-time earnings; Claims of "inside" information; Requirements of money for instructions or products before telling you how the plan works; Claims of "no experience necessary." Warning List Beware of falling prey to tempting work-at-home promotions that offer "easy money." You could be at risk for some very bad consequences. You can: LOSE MONEY! Consumers have lost amounts ranging from $10 to $70,000, or more. WASTE VALUABLE TIME! You may throw away countless hours on worthless projects that cost you a lot of money to attempt and complete, but, in the end, give you nothing in return. RUIN YOUR REPUTATION! You can involuntarily sell your customers terrible quality merchandise or nonexistent products and services. BE A TARGET OF LEGAL ACTION! You can be held liable for perpetrating a fraud by deliberately or even unintentionally promoting and selling fraudulent products or services to others. Most Common Scams To protect yourself, learn to recognize the most common work-at-home scams. ASSEMBLY WORK AT-HOME: Typical Ad -- "Assembly work at home! Easy money assembling craft items. No experience necessary." This scheme requires you to invest hundreds of dollars in instructions and materials and many hours of your time to produce items such as baby booties, toy clowns, and plastic signs for a company that has promised to buy them. Once you have purchased the supplies and have done the work, the company often decides not to pay you because your work does not meet certain "standards." You are then left with merchandise that is difficult or impossible to sell. CHAIN LETTER: Typical Ad -- "Make copies of this letter and send them to people whose names we will provide. All you have to do is send us ten dollars for our mailing list and labels. Look at the chart below and see how you will automatically receive thousands in cash return!!!" The only people who benefit from chain letters are the mysterious few at the top of the chain who constantly change names, addresses, and post office boxes. They may attempt to intimidate you by threatening bad luck, or try to impress you by describing themselves as successful professionals who know all about non-existent sections of alleged legal codes. ENVELOPE STUFFING: Typical Ad -- "$350 Weekly Guaran- teed! Work two hours daily at home stuffing envelopes." When answering such ads, you may not receive the expected envelopes for stuffing, but instead get promotional material asking for cash just for details on money-making plans. The details usually turn out to be instructions on how to go into the business of placing the same kind of ad the advertiser ran in the first place. Pursuing the envelope ad plan may require spending several hundred dollars more for advertising, postage, envelopes, and printing. This system feeds on continuous recruitment of people to offer the same plan. There are several variations on this type of scheme, all of which require the customer to spend money on advertising and materials. According to the U.S. Postal Inspection Service, "In practically all businesses, envelope stuffing has become a highly mechanized operation using sophisticated mass mailing techniques and equipment which eliminates any profit potential for an individual doing this type of work-at-home. The Inspection Service knows of no work-at-home promotion that ever produces income as alleged." MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING: Typical Ad -- "Our products make it possible for people like you to earn more than they ever have in their lives! Soon you can let others earn money for you while you and your family relax and enjoy your affluent lifestyle! No experience necessary." Multi-level marketing, a direct sales system, is a well-established, legitimate form of business. Many people have successfully sold the products of reputable companies to their neighbors and co-workers. These people are independent distributors who sell popular products and also recruit other distributors to join them. On the other hand, illegitimate pyramid schemes can resemble these legitimate direct sales systems. An obvious difference is that the emphasis is on recruiting others to join the program, not on selling the product. For a time, new recruits who make the investment to buy product samples keep money coming into the system, but very few products are sold. Sooner or later the people on the bottom are stuck with a saturated market, and they cannot make money by selling products or recruiting. When the whole system collapses, only a few people at the top have made money—and those at the bottom have lost their investment. ONLINE BUSINESS: Typical Ad -- "Turn your Home Computer into a Cash Machine! Get computer diskette FREE! Huge Selection of Jobs! No experience needed! Start earning money in days! Many companies want to expand, but don’t want to pay for office space. You save them money by working in the comfort of your home." This is typical of advertisements showing up uninvited in your e-mail—an old scheme advertised in a new way. You pay for a useless guide to work-at-home jobs—a mixture of computer-related work such as word processing or data entry and the same old envelope-stuffing and home crafts scams. The computer disk is as worthless as the guidebook. It may only list free government web sites and/or business opportunities which require more money. PROCESSING MEDICAL INSURANCE CLAIMS: Typical Ad -- "You can earn from $800 to $1000 weekly processing insurance claims on your home computer for health care professionals such as doctors, dentists chiropractors, and podiatrists. Over 80% of providers need your services. Learn how in one day!" Generally, the promoter of this scheme attracts you by advertising on cable television and, perhaps, by inviting you to a business opportunity trade show at a hotel or convention center. You may be: Urged to buy software programs and even computers at exorbitant prices; a program selling at a software store for $69 might cost you several thousands of dollars. Told that your work will be coordinated with insurance companies by a central computer. Required to pay for expensive training sessions available at a "current special rate" that will be higher in the future, and Pressured to make a decision immediately. Most likely, the expensive training sessions are superficial, and the market for your services is very small or nonexistent. The promoter may delay the processing of your job, citing a backlog or mistakes in your work. There may also be no central computer as advertised. You may be left with no way to deliver what you have promised to your clients or customers—if you found any—and with no way to earn any money on you own. Avoiding Fraud There is no substitute for closely examining any offer which promises or guarantees income from work-at-home programs. If it sounds too good to be true, chances are it’s a scam. Consider it a warning sign if a worker must buy something in order to start the program. Those interested also should take into consideration that, by becoming involved in a work-at-home scheme, they might well be perpetrating a fraud by selling the program to others, and risk investigation by postal authorities. For a reliability report on a specific work-at-home company, check first with your local Better Business Bureau. Signs of a Work-at-Home Scamer A Work-at-Home Scheme Promoter will: Never offer you regular salaried employment. Promise you huge profits and big part-time earnings. Use personal testimonials but never identify the person so that you could check with them. Require money for instructions or merchandise before telling you how the plan operates. Assure you of guaranteed markets and a huge demand for your handiwork. Tell you that no experience is necessary. Take your money and give you little or nothing in return except heartbreak and grief. If You Are Victimized If you become a victim of a work-at-home scheme, ask the company for a refund. If they refuse or give you an evasive response, tell them you plan to notify law enforcement officials. Keep careful records of everything you do to recover your money. Document your phone calls, keep copies of all paperwork such as letters and receipts, and record all costs involved, including the time you spend. If the company refuses to refund your investment, contact: Your local Better Business Bureau; Your local or state consumer affairs agency; The U.S. Postal Inspection Service; Your state’s attorney general's office or the office in the state where the company; The advertising manager of the publication that ran the ad you answered. Outside Contacts To learn more about Work-at-Home Schemes, contact the following: Your Local Better Business Bureau Direct Marketing Association Federal trade commission at 202.382.4357 National Fraud Information Center at 1-800-876-7060 U.S. Postal Inspection Service * If you find any of the web sites listed above to be inactive, please contact the respective organization. Also, be aware that the above phone numbers may be subject to change without notice. About Us | Site Map | Privacy Policy | Trademarks | Terms & Conditions of Use | Contact Us © 2003 Council of Better Business Bureaus, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

I thought it was "A Queer Eye for a Queer Guy"?

Chris Webber is out til December and the Kings are already saying they are going to be the team flying under the radar. They traded away a lot of their bench, so I think its going to be another year of falling short for the Kings. I'm a Warriors fan so I'll say I hope to just be in contention for the 8th spot at least through November.

7. Scott Keith posts on the smartmarks and posted this. Rumor or fact?

I will mark the fuck out if he gets to cut a promo without having to get it approved first. I want him to "shoot" and score.

If the contract is in the works and Vince feels the need to squash TNA.....

I used to find him very amusing. But towards the end of WCW and anything WWE, his promos have stunk of shit.

How many wrestlers can you think of who have a good life after their peak in the business?

Problem with him being a bodyguard is he'll more often than not put himself over the talent he is supposed to be helping, and he's not as funny as he thinks he is in his promos.

Demi/Ashton > J-Lo/Ben

Would someone be so kind as to give me some capitalization and make my name: OldSchoolWrestling much thanks

- The Maryland State Athletic Commission will likely fine WWE $2000 for having a male vs. female match at the No Mercy PPV this Sunday (Vince McMahon vs. Stephanie McMahon). Maryland does not allow male vs. female matches. A member of the commission said the following: "The commission contacted WWE and informed them that if they followed through with the match that they would exercise their right to issue the maximum fine of $2,000. WWE basically told them, we will have the check for you, we are not changing the match." 1wrestling.com

If you use it to buy, you are actually protected for 30 days. So if you send money and don't get the item, file a formal complaint with paypal. The other person has to prove they shipped the item or you get your money back.