Toshiaki Koala

This warrants a thread. vivalaultra, he probably told that most Americans hate niggers. Just a guess.

"Paranoid" is the best emo song ever.

Fuck Goldberg

I'm not going to necro the Songs That Get You Pumped thread, but I've come to the conclusion that anyone who isn't pumped after hearing "Aces High" is a corpse. So they're only playing the new album, pretty much? That makes me slightly less pissed that I'm missing the show.

No, not necessarily. The thing Czech posted, though, I thought was funny.

I love the incredibly serious expression on his face in the second pic, like he's praying or something.

I saw this thing on Facebook. Some stupid shit.

Surreal cover.

Henry Rollins vs. Danzig would be ***1/2 at the very least. Corey, I'm surprised that Dickinson's voice doesn't bother you, being as high as it often is.

Danzig would probably do pretty well on American Idol.

It can't have been much worse than the beatdown of Hassan in the '05 Rumble, was it? That was a really disturbing moment. It just reminds me of how poorly handled the Hassan character was, Puder was stiffed because it was supposed to be him paying his dues, but Hassan was made a whiner and I think that's why the beatdown occured, but it also did seem racist, is that what bugged you? Yeah, that's what it was. The way all of these wrestlers put aside their petty personal rivalries to join forces against the REAL danger: the Ay-rab. The way they were cheered on by everyone, even the heel announcer. It was creepy as fuck.

Only bros like Dane Cook.

It can't have been much worse than the beatdown of Hassan in the '05 Rumble, was it? That was a really disturbing moment.

Awesome.

Apparently the workplace of a rapist is right next to my house. Oh wait, that's a school. This guy's famous, though--everyone in town knows him, and he loves to sodomize children and recovering alcoholics. Doesn't he look like an older, sleazier, more children-sodomizing Christopher Walken?

Nah, I love Dickinson's vocals. He's not quite Dio but he's got the operatic high-pitched wailing schtick down pat. But I'll check out some of the Di'Anno stuff as well.

It's not that evil. I mean, it's dodgeball, key word being dodge. You don't need forearms to get out of the way of a freaking ball. Does anyone really try to catch them?

Cena's really not a bad worker at all. Remember when someone brought a sign with just a big swastika on it? Orton is a third-generation wrestler. Maybe people get confused because both of the previous Ortons were named Bob.

Then they ought to have Paint.

Double double toil and post.

I need to buy an Iron Maiden album. Which one should I get?

Someone should make that, but with WP's face. I'd do it myself except I have a Mac.

That's still insanely, ridiculously high for a game console. I'll wait till it reaches $200, thanks.

The upcoming release of Limp Bizkit's greatest hits album can only bring us closer to Forty-One Licks: The Very Best of Sum 41.

You guys need Francis Urquhart more than ever.