Toshiaki Koala

I don't care for metal at all but I think this show is awesome. Second episode is loading as I type this, and I'm pumped.

When is this on? It sounds really funny. Anything that makes fun of black metal is cool in my book.

Zany.

Anyone who doesn't think this is awesome can eat shit. Scorp still has it. Maybe not the same "it" he used to have, but he can still put on a fine performance, albeit in a different role than before. Watch some of his recent NOAH stuff--it's very fun.

Stop posting.

The Jobbers may be the greatest tag team of all time.

Nothing they've done has been as bad as the Eddie shit that's on Smackdown right now.

The person who started this thread was my toughest opponent. Toxxic might have been, but we didn't have as many competitive matches.

36. He's black.

Czech, I think you will come to love Aeroplane one day. I know you will. You like so many similar things that I find less interesting, like Wilco, Radiohead, and Arcade Fire. The truth will reveal itself in time, mark my words.

Scary Kids Scaring Kids

Shocking~, I know.

Well, it stabbed him in the heart. Touching a knife is quite painless, but getting one plunged into your ribcage? Hurts like a bitch. RIP

Paid in Full is a great, great album. That's such a typical thing for a hipster who's marginally interested in hip hop to say, but it has to be said. Five favorite punk rock vocalists: 1. Glenn Danzig (The Misfits) 2. Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys) 3. Joe Strummer (The Clash) 4. HR (Bad Brains) 5. Milo Aukerman (Descendents) Then again, a good sixty percent of the shirts I own are from Abercrombie and Fitch, so what do I know?

Who would dare spam a forum with such a name?

I thought this thread was going to about Noam Chomsky making funnies. Shame on it for not being about that.

It's Tommy Fierro. Tommy "All That And A Bag Of Chips" Fierro. Got that in your head?

Isn't "pearl jam" a euphemism for semen? Yeah, that is pretty bad. I have absolutely no interest in their music, but Revolting Cocks is a tremendously fantastic name for a band.

Both of them are such shitty rappers.

Some of those are bad, but my pick is still the winner as far as sheer jaw-dropping inanity goes. And Ketchup Mania is great name.