Toshiaki Koala

My situation is the reverse. I love Arrested Development. I've tried to watch Malcolm a few times wanting to like it, and I found it noisy, obnoxious, unfunny, and completely devoid of any depth or subtlety whatsoever. Maybe I'm missing something, too.

*Raises hand, but feels kind of guilty about it*

Smoking is gross. It really is. I would not want to kiss or fuck someone who smokes. BUT - and this is important - very few people here are ever going to come within five hundred feet of Maria. Don't like her smoking? Fine, don't have her smoking in your masturbation fantasy. Problem solved!

Not an asshole, just insensitive. People cry when they get sad. If you've been following someone's career and watching him on TV and being entertained by him, and he dies, you might be sad. In fact, it's very likely that you'll be sad. Therefore, you may cry. It's not at all ridiculous. People cry when they stub their toes. But yeah, I don't really give a shit about the smoking.

Help me out, 'cause I'm kind of dense - you are joking, right?

He should have called it the WWWE. That would have been teh funny. At first I thought the segment would somehow set up Bret's return to wrestling, but now it seems I was mistaken - it only served the dual purpose of boosting DVD sales and setting up a pointless, boring, neverending feud between McMahon and Shawn. Those blurry old AJPW tapes are looking mighty tempting...

But then they would be torn into little tiny pieces by Mei Xiong, as they should be.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/12/20...ain.penguin.ap/ No matter what happens, this cuntflap better serve some hard fucking time.

I honestly can't. I know I shouldn't be, but I'm really pissed off about this. Seriously. Who cares about some greedy politicians when a baby penguin is being starved to death? Not me, that's for sure.

Because that species of penguin can be found near the equator.

"Remember when I promised I would kill you last?" "Yeah, Matrix. You did!" "I lied." Don't set your standards so high. Of course this won't compare to Commando. Which, by the way, should have a sequel called Commandos. Wouldn't that be great?

Maybe one day I'll hear a jam band that doesn't make me want to hammer nails into my ears. Nah.

Okay... what is that referencing? Because I've heard it before. Anyway, there's nothing "intelligent" about ID. But everyone knows that already, except morons.

I think Hardy's an asshole. Take the fucking chokeslam. It's the fucking Undertaker - who hasn't he squashed? Taker is terrible these days, but Matt himself has done nothing but suck since returning. Just take the move.

Fuck you. Vince McMahon isn't even a wrestler. What everyone should really be talking about is Booker T's Harlem (Houston, whatever) Hangover. Dat shit was off da hook!

Maybe this will lighten the mood. Tookie Williams, age 29.

Undermen are the new hippies! Ahem. Wikipedia will always get high marks in my book, since it allowed me to edit information on the dildo blender into Jim Duggan's profile. And then some "TruthCrusader" cuntbag went and deleted it.

From their review of Triumph of the Will: I understand that it's a skillfully made film, maybe even a masterpiece... but aren't they going a little overboard with the Hitler love? For that matter, the site in general seems incredibly fascistic (not to mention pretentious). But maybe that's the point.

I'm not gonna touch this, but I just wanted to draw attention to it in case any of you guys are game.

Hyperbole much? No, not really. Who would you pick? From the past fifty years alone - John Cleese, Peter Cook, Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder, Woody Allen, Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Michael Palin. From the former half of the 20th century I'd say Oscar Wilde, Groucho Marx and Charlie Chaplin. I hate to say it, but I'd actually have to agree with many of those. Groucho Marx is inarguable, probably the greatest comic America has ever produced. The Python guys did make the funniest film I've ever seen (guess which one - and it ain't the overrated Life of Brian), so I can't really contend with that either. In his prime, Allen may have been funnier, at least based on Annie Hall and Bananas. Sellers was brilliant, especially in Being There... but I wouldn't say he was funnier than Pryor. And regardless of all that, the man is still a genius and will be sorely missed. Dave Chappelle, in particular, owes everything to him.

I agree. Booker T is just dead weight these days, but Benoit could easily carry himself to a ***+ affair, if not a potential match of the year.

Other than nostalgia or whatever, I really can't think of any advantages that vinyl has.

Hyperbole much? No, not really. Who would you pick?

I don't know if that would be a good idea. I've been around longer than most, but not as long as some. Does anyone remember the picture of Bradshaw ass-raping Chris Nowinski while Farooq was looking in the window and saying "Damn"? I made that. Some day I will plug in my old computer, get that picture, and post it again. Maybe.

He's a piece of shit, but he's one of the most entertaining pieces of shit we have. "I had access to those suits." I'd watch.