Toshiaki Koala

They're pleasant enough, but I really don't know.

Who cares? She's a tramp who belongs nowhere near a wrestling ring.

Not to mention despicably racist. As for myself, I don't quite get the Velvet Underground. Maybe I need to hear more of their stuff.

"I ain't saying she's a fat bitch But she weighin' more than average." - Juelz Santana, Fat Bitch

I did. I downloaded a completely illegal ROM of Street Fighter II Turbo for my SNES emulator, which fills up the stealing quota. As for lying, I promised not to reveal the names of two guys from my school who sucked each other off... and then revealed their names. One of them, anyway. I still have to cheat, though... maybe I'll use the Unlock Everything code in Vigilante 8. How 'bout yourselves?

My first thought was, "well, at least he won't be able to make any more horrible music." Am I evil or just unoriginal?

Wow, that actually doesn't look horrible.

No one, because Vince isn't going to test for performance-enhancing drugs. If he did, there'd be no roster!

Im pissed that they dont sell Baja Blast @ the stores. I can only get it @ Taco Bell. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is it taco-flavored? No, really, what is it?

For some reason, I used to think of Eddie whenever I heard "Wrong 'Em Boyo" by the Clash. Probably all the stuff about cheating and stealing and whatnot. Is there a "Positions that make you think of Eddie Guerrero" in the LS&D folder? EDIT: Jesus fuck, there actually is. Well, not really. But sort of.

I bought this yesterday - really looking forward to listening to it. I used to go to school with his daughter, if anyone cares.

So delicately put.

The death penalty and life in prison are equally bad!

Of course the petition is useless, and of course his job is to offend people. But he's still a cocksucking douchebag cunt and I felt a lot better after signing it. It would be fun to kill him, though.

I thought he was being sarcastic...

I emailed her once asking if Yokozuna was dead (back when he wasn't). She said that he was alive, just very fat.

I am a man.

It's genetic. Genetic!

I will care when this piece of shit dies - I'll be glad. I hope it's slow and painful, and when it's over I hope he goes straight to Hell and gets raped in his fat little cunt for all eternity. Petition to fire the scumbag. It's not likely to work, but you'll feel better after signing it. I promise.

Has anyone seen the movie Being There? If not, you should.

A Feast for Crows is out - I saw it at the bookstore tonight.

I will fourth the Snow Crash pimpage. Raven is possibly the biggest literary badass of all time, even if it took me a while to stop picturing him as Scott Levy.

Neither a Book, nor a Movie, nor a Music, my suggestion is nonetheless better than everything mentioned so far. In fact, it's the best thing ever to exist. Chip's Challenge You play as the guy in my avatar and you collect computer chips. And your life is changed profoundly.

ITAOTS, Two-Headed Boy Part 1, and Holland 1945 would be the ultimate 1-2-3 punch if they weren't separated by The Fool. But it flows better the way it is.

Could this promo possibly foreshadow the return of another beloved SWF doctor? Only time will tell...