Toshiaki Koala

Only one person answered the question.

The transvestite midget/baby thing levitating in front of the dog is what makes it, really.

At least he was on target with that title. And with this one.

I wish it didn't say "Libyan."

Story.

So, it turns out homosexuality was actually created by the ACLU as part of a plot to merge the United States with Canada and Mexico. Pat Boone (!) explains.

A joke, actually. Marcel Marceau died. Pretty sure nobody had him.

Nelson Mandela has died—murdered by Saddam Hussein. RIP, friend.

That Romney line is hilarious, even more so when compounded with this:

Potato Chip Flavors: 1. Tim's Cascade Style Jalapeno 2. Zapp's Jalapeno 3. Herr's Smokey BBQ 4. Baked Ruffles Original 5. Baked Utz BBQ This changes often, except #1.

I'm makin' an impact.

Wouldn't it be so much nicer if the government got the fuck out of marriage altogether?

I've just discovered there is a glam metal band I can tolerate—Steelheart—but only because of Mike Matijevic. Dude can sing.

"Child In Time" is one of the greatest songs ever.

Hmmm, I forgot Doolittle by the Pixies. But pretty much everyone has heard that.

Bad Brains - Bad Brains Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited Bruce Dickinson - The Chemical Wedding Descendents - Milo Goes To College Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast Johnny Cash - At Folsom Prison Judas Priest - The Essential Judas Priest Leonard Cohen - Songs Of Leonard Cohen Lift To Experience - The Texas-Jerusalem Crossroads Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs The Misfits - Static Age Tom Waits - Rain Dogs

That's a song. He asked for bad parts of good songs. The song is great, but I can't stand the middle portion. I assume most people will know that (and call me an idiot for it).

"Whole Lotta Love." Anyone who pretends to like that shit is trying too hard.

For metal that doesn't make your ears hurt, get some Iron Maiden. From my experience, anything before Fear of the Dark (and including the title track from that album, which is fucking amazing) is worth hearing. Start with The Number of the Beast or Piece of Mind, or get Iron Maiden for more of a straight-up rock sound. Ugh, I just named four albums. The Number of the Beast.

Milky, did I miss something between now and that 19-page Bible thread?