Toshiaki Koala

I've never heard of a woman being arrested for domestic battery. ... Even after reading this story. ZUNG!

Joey Buttafucco can beat Chyna Chyna can beat X-Pac X-Pac can beat Kane Kane can beat Austin Austin can beat Rock Rock can beat Hogan Hogan can beat Inoki Inoki can beat Vader Vader can beat Misawa Joey Butafucco totally ownz Misawa!

Though it could never happen now, Hogan vs. Austin would have the potential to be the biggest match ever. Rock vs. Savage would be great just for the promos and buildup. In general, I'd personally like to see Triple H vs. Kobashi. Just TRY to no-sell the Burning Hammer, you roided-up son of a bitch. Just TRY. Oh, and Angle's first big match was against Taker. He got squashed.

Fire Pro Advance was my first GBA game and it's the only one I still play every single day.

You typed "athleticism" twice. Other than that, a good reaming. I can't wait for Hunter's Torn Quad to respond to this thread.

I wouldn't go to a show featuring Monty Sopp or Andrew Martin; but then, I also wouldn't go to a show featuring Billy Gunn or Test. If you look at the cover of his DVD, there is indeed a "TM" next to Chris Benoit's name. Kind of sucks for him - I suppose he could wrestle as "Captain Crossface" if he got fired.

*Pictures Gedo as Triple Crown Champion.* *Dies.*

I thought it said "Stoner" when I first saw it.

I like to call X-Pac "Fudge-Pac." Strangely, nobody else has used this before. JR is "Ol' Frozenface," from the days when Tazz used to make fun of him.

Why would a non-Christian want to join a Jesus club?

Alright, alright, I have a bad memory when it comes to weird pseudo-pornographic pictures on the internet. I'll take your word for it. I'm not going to click the link or ask you to describe it, but how can it be worse than Chyna and X-Pac fucking? How? I didn't look at the Chyna pics either, BTW.

So... what's the difference between this and EWR?

Huh? From what I can remember, goatse is just a guy's asshole. Nothing the most remotely curious guy hasn't seen in the mirror a dozen times. This, on the other hand... ugh. Just reading the reviews made me nauseous. I really don't see you can compare the two, let alone say that goatse is worse. Haven't seen tubgirl yet, nor do I have any desire to.

I would clone La Parka nineteen times.

I hate to be a jerk, but you asked for it.

This probably sounds like a very bizarre request, but does anyone know where I can find full transcripts of some of Heidi's poems? I have a poetry project in my Creative Writing class and I'd like to read a few as a joke. Thanks for your help/flames. (Any of The Genius' poetry would be nice, too.)

I can't believe I forgot this one - should have been the first post in the thread: In the 1992 Royal Rumble match, Big Bossman busts out an AWESOME roundhouse kick. I can't remember who the recipient was (possibly Duggan or Piper), but Bossman kicks him right in the face, and it's fantastic. You'd miss it if you blinked, though.

Albert military pressed Kane during a match on Smackdown a few years ago (same match in which Kane did the hurracanrana). Almost frightening to see such strength. Road Dogg doing a moonsault on Raw, though I had previously heard of him doing it. Also Rodney of the MSP executing a moonsault on Heat. Kawada doing a handspring elbow and several pescados (one almost a somersault) at Champion Carnival 95. Johnny Ace winning a match with a moonsault on the same show. Shane McMahon's SSP at KOTR 2001. Chyna military-pressing Eddy Guererro - only time I've seen a woman do this to a man (I use the term "woman" VERY loosely). Angle's moonsault off the cage and Benoit's top rope German suplex in their famous Raw cage match, as well as Benoit's headbutt from the top of the cage. Jack Evans' Phoenix 630 from the top rope to the floor. I saw this live and was absolutely blown away - didn't even think it was possible to rotate so many times. I've also seen a clip of a guy named Ricochet doing a double moonsault - just crazy. Is it true that Mark Henry used a shooting star press in OVW?

Are there Hustle t-shirts available anywhere? 'Cause I really need to get one and wear it all the time.

Heidenreich sodomized Michael Cole? Tell me more, tell me more. And what's this about seducing Kamala? I didn't even know he was on TV.

And that, my friends, is a Double Post.

RAW, sometime in 2001. Undertaker has just been involved in a tag-team match against Test and some cronies, and in the post-match clusterfuck he picks up Test to deliver the Last Ride. HOWEVER... he can't lift Test above shoulder level. Taker slowly staggers back toward the edge of the ring, with Test slumped against his face, and the two of them sag against ropes, almost tumbling over the top. This lasts about five seconds. Finally, Taker musters the strength to stand up straight and give Test a regular, non-Last Ride powerbomb. This is more pathetic than funny, but since I hate the Undertaker I couldn't stop laughing when it happened.

Sasuke Porn > Chyna Porn

Snitsky: "I like your poetry." Heidenreich: "I like what you do to babies." Not 'Old School,' but classic nonetheless.

<<<<< Well, since no one cared about to begin with, I guess I'm not "disappointing" as much as plain ol' boring.