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    What will Eugene pull off next week?

    THIS is too much of a good thing.
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    Most Dastardly Heel Acts

    Props to everyone who mentioned Bossman's feud with TBS. Everything the Bossman did during that feud was hilariously evil, especially dragging Big Show's dad around in the Bluesmobile. As soon as I'm done posting this, I'm going to put Bossman's poem in my signature. It's classic! For other despicable heel acts, what about Vince's Kiss My Ass club? Granted, that was more of a punishment to the viewers than to the wrestlers involved, but it belongs on this list.
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    Best HHH Match?

    vs. Cactus Jack at Rumble 00 wasn't gimmicked, was it?
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    Batman TAS: Volume 1 Box Set

    You can get it for $35 on Amazon, a pretty amazing price considering all that's there.
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    The Brave Little Toaster

    Awesome, awesome movie. I also haven't watched in a long time, but I remember it so well... the Air Conditioner scared the shit out of me! Never bothered with the sequels, though. If you have kids and you don't expose them to this movie... you don't deserve to have kids!
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    Movies worth owning for just one part

    About Monsters' Ball... As Mike said, it's not as if she's fucking Rush Limbaugh or someone absolutely disgusting, but you can always hold your thumb over the screen so you can only see Halle. Anyway, it's Halle Berry FUCKING. Shallow Hal is a terrible movie, but it's worth watching for Jason Alexander's line "Hey Hal, you've got to get a look at this turd!" The Last Boy Scout is a decent sleaze-ball action movie, but the opening scene is BRILLIANT. I'd put it among the top five I've seen, in any genre. Also worth watching for the great one-liners and the scene in which Taylor Negron (like it really matters) falls into the blades of a helicopter and is chopped up in full view of the camera.
  7. Jericho, easily. His promos are grating and his ringwork, while above average, never really excites or surprises me. And yes, I've seen his stuff from Japan and WCW.
  8. I haven't seen all of the movies here, so it wouldn't be right for me to vote. But I just find it interesting that the choices here are almost exactly the same as in the favorite movie tournament... somehow, it just seems wrong to me.
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    Anyone here see "City of God" ?

    Villain of the Year = Lil' Zé, City of God. His laugh just creeps me out, especially when he does it right after killing someone.
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    Anyone here see "City of God" ?

    I watched it last night, really amazing movie. I found it funny how the posters made it look like a love story, yet much of the movie consists of people firing guns at each other. When I watch a movie on TV, or even in the theater, I often find my mind wandering and I end up having to rewind because I missed some details - not once did that happen during City of God (quite an achievement considering that it's fairly long and uses subtitles). It's just impossible to look away or think of anything else, the movie grabs you so tight. Definitely one of the best films of recent years.
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    The Official Askewniverse Quotes Thread

    They actually call it the "Askewniverse?" Anyway... [Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter] Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos? Randal: Yeah, what're you looking for? Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Randal: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again? Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Kid: Happy Scrappy... Mom: She loves it. Randal: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
  12. Just anti-American. Sorry, I couldn't resist... It's alright - when can you resist being wrong? Sorry, I couldn't resist...
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    Matrix Online for PC

    If by "looks promising" you mean "looks like a big piece of shit," then yes, it does indeed look promising.
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    TV shows which made the greatest impact

    Big Bad Beetle Borgs Digimon: Digital Monsters Beyblade Temptation Island Doggie Fizzle Televizzle The Swan
  15. Thanks, Naibus. That's just what I was looking for. Funny that a Klan member (Wilson) was put on the $100,000 bill while George Washington got the $1 (of course, the $1 bill is the most commonly used, so I can understand). James K. Polk should be on something.
  16. Now that we're on the subject of money, can anybody remember who's on every bill above $100? This has been bothering me for a while. (Isn't William McKinley on one of them?)
  17. As long as we get the William J. Clinton Presidential Residence in return...
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    Inspector Gadget

    What a horrible, horrible movie. Would have been just another manic, assembly-line Disney film had it not been based on a CLASSIC cartoon, which has now been utterly destroyed in my eyes. And yes, I had a few of the action figures. I could never find Dr. Claw, but would have gone insane if I'd know they showed his face (I recently saw a picture of it and was actually disappointed, but still, it's DR. CLAW'S FACE.)
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    TSM TV Show Tournament Round 2

    The Simpsons v. Family Guy Married With Children v. Cheers NULL - haven't seen either Sopranos v. Saved By The Bell (what's with all the love for Saved by the Bell???) That 70s Show v. 24
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    MTV to Launch Nation's First Gay TV Network

    It's tough to argue with that kind of logic.
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    TSM Movie Tournament Final Round

    Considering that the winner last time was The Godfather, I'd say there's been a significant drop in the tastes of TSM users. That being said... Kill Bill V1
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    Minority Report

    I thought it was decent, but waaaay overrated. The special effects and chase scenes were good, but the story was convoluted beyond belief. Maybe I'm just lazy/stupid, but I find it hard to get caught up in a movie when I'm trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
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    GREATEST Movie Tournament...

    The Godfather The Killer LOTR: The Return of the King L.A. Confidential Heat
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    For the First Time

    I actually haven't seen Citizen Kane or Lawrence of Arabia (although they're both on my list).
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    TSM Movie Tournament Round Four

    Rocky Pulp Fiction Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Kill Bill Vol. 1 Fight Club Back to the Future Reservoir Dogs Terminator 2: Judgment Day FIGHT THE COOLNESS!!!
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