Toshiaki Koala

It ain't much, but we are one step closer to seeing Toryumon wrestlers job to the Basham Brothers.

I haven't seen as much puro as US, but I will nominate the following: Misawa vs. Kobashi - 1/20/97 Benoit vs. Guerrero - J Cup 1994 Benoit vs. Sasuke - J Cup 1994 Inoki vs. Vader - 1/4/96 And now for US matches. Savage vs. Warrior - Wrestlemania VII Hart vs. Hart - WMX Shane vs. Angle - KOTR 2001 Scotty II Hotty vs. Malenko - Backlash 2000 Foley vs. HHH - RR 2000 Foley vs. HHH - NWO 2000 Benoit vs. Austin - Smackdown 5/3/01 (?) Benoit vs. HHH vs. HBK - WMXX Rock vs. Austin - WMX7 Rock vs. HHH - Judgement Day 2000 (Iron Man)

And I can't wait for the next Conker game, that was the best game for N64, followed closely by No Mercy, then Goldeneye. Was I the only person who thought Conker SUCKED SHIT? It was basically just Banjo Kazooie (one of the best games ever) with stiffer controls, more slowdown, and seldom-funny toilet humor. The only bright spot was the giant singing turd boss. I mean, it wasn't as bad as Superman or Rugrats: Scavenger Hunt, but it always upsets me when people put it on the same level as Goldeneye and Zelda: OOT.

"Bitches leave!" Robocop is cool.

Xena: Warrior Princess 24 Batman: TAS The Shield The Sopranos Seinfeld MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS Rugrats Hercules: The Legendary Journeys Pokémon (A few of these shows are cheesy and not very good, but you asked for my favorite shows of all time and I have to be honest.)

There's a hardcore conservative in my History AP class who claims that nuclear weapons were found in Iraq. I don't have the patience to argue with him.

Please, please let this be a joke.

One of the dumbest ideas ever. As if people aren't going to see it already. Anyway, the new Batman movie will be better than Spider-Man 2.

It seems to me like every season has a moment that's so grim and depressing that they have to use a silent countdown. S. 1 - Jack finds Teri's body S. 2 - George walks out of the office (his actual death was more satisfying than depressing, because he died doing something heroic - therefore no silent countdown) S. 3 - Jack kills Ryan The ending of S. 2 had a semi-silent countdown, because unlike with Teri we weren't sure if Palmer was dead (so it was shocking rather than sad). That's how I see it.

I've seen it - thought it was hilarious how hard they tried to hide his gut from the camera.

Another thing that really makes me laugh (I guess I'm not one of those people who "don't laugh," but what the hell) is reading a negative review of a movie or book. I laughed so hard I actually thought I wound die when I read this on Amazon.com:

Profanity usually does it for me, especially when the word "cunt" is used. Examples: In season 1 of The Sopranos, when Junior's girlfriend has been telling everyone that he gives her cunnilingus, he calls her something along the lines of "stinking blabbermouth cunt" - my mom was there so I had to stop myself from laughing, but DAMN. The Exorcist - "She told me to keep my hands away from her... goddamn cunt." The Boondock Saints - "I can't walk down the street to buy a newspaper without running into nine guys you've FUCKED!" The thing is, I'm usually afraid to watch a comedy, because I know I'll get exhausted forcing myself to laugh. That's why I don't watch comedies that often - I want them to be funny so I laugh when I think I'm expected to, and by the time the movie is over I have a terrible headache. Also, sometime's I'll laugh REALLY hard at a joke, and then forget about it a minute later. Other times, I'll hear or read something witty and won't really laugh that much, but I'll keep repeating it to myself for days, and always smile (another example from the Sopranos - when Christopher was writing his movie script in S1, the camera briefly showed the computer screen, and it read "I must be loyle to my capo" - hilarious!).

If I had to choose someone to make the movie, it would be him, but I still don't think it's a good idea.

The best thing about the HIAC match was WWF.com's report, calling it "possibly the greatest match of all time."

From the MPAA's official site: High Tension (2004) Rated NC-17 for strong graphic violence.

DAVID SPADE

Wow, that game must be pretty gruesome. It has violence and brutal violence!

Yup, those links are deader than Mae Young's vibrator. I would have liked to see them, too...

But Diesel also sucked it hard.

I'm sure this thread has been done countless times, but seeing as how I recently started the same topic in the Literature forum... Here's my list: 1. Rev. Harry Powell - The Night of the Hunter 2. Hans Gruber - Die Hard 3. The Emperor - Star Wars movies 4. Keyser Soze - The Usual Suspects 5. Bert Gordon - The Hustler 6. Bruno - Strangers on a Train 7. Clarence J. Boddicker - RoboCop 8. Truck Driver - Duel 9. Dr. Christian Szell - Marathon Man 10. Little Bill Dagget - Unforgiven 11. Hillbillies - Deliverance 12. Stromboli - Pinnochio (no joke, he scared the shit out of me when I was a kid) 13. Officer Pete Davis - Unlawful Entry 14. Magua - The Last of the Mohicans (Michael Mann version) 15. Jimmy Shaker - Ransom

Any Adam Sandler movie. He's not funny!

This poll shouldn't exist. I wonder what people really think? It's Booker T, by the way.

Overrated: Michaels vs. Razor, WMX Mutoh vs. Takada (T. Dome show, not sure about the date) Underrated: Scott Taylor vs. Dean Malenko, Backlash 2000 Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage, WMVII (?) Michael vs. Razor SummerSlam rematch Vader vs. Inoki from the same show as Mutoh-Takada Edit: Can't forget Angle-Shane from KOTR 2002. Highly, highly underrated (if sloppy)

Shouldn't that make it, uh... worse?

No, Ronny Stark in S. 2 had the best death in the series. "That was Kingsley." "What did he say?" "He said I've just been promoted." (Shoots him in the face) It was great because it made no sense, and I still don't know why he did it.