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    Weezer - "Tired of Sex"

     

    I dont think its about a one night stand, i think that emo_savestheday pretty much got it right. He can get any girl he wants and all the sex he wants but he wants it to mean something ... but, if Rivers ever asked me for sex ... jesus, i wouldn't let him go home ...

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    I'm pretty sure an Eagle Owl has killed a gentleman as well (some bloke who was trying to band its young), as has its smaller but equally terrifying American cousin the Great Horned Owl.

     

    They're still not a patch on this guy. It could fucking swallow dogs fucking whole.

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    http://www.mosnews.com/news/2007/03/22/harrypotter.shtml

     

    Russian Man Killed by Owl He Tried to Steal

    Created: 22.03.2007 10:28 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 10:43 MSK

    MosNews

     

     

    A Russian man has died after being attacked by an owl he tried to steal from Moscow zoo, the Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reported.

     

    The incident took place on Tuesday night. Zoo workers found the body of the 32-year old man near the wild birds’ cage. An owl was missing from the nearest compertment.

     

    Most likely, the man got into the zoo at night intending to steal a bird. He climbed over the fense and broke the cage where an owl lived. “The place was covered with feathers, at first we thought that the owl flew away,” zoo workers told reporters. However, soon the bird was discovered hiding in the bushes. The owl was bruised and frightened, but alive.

     

    Prosecutors, who started investigation into the man’s death, said it was obvious that the bird fought the thief fiercely. The cage and the zoo fence were covered in blood drops. Investigators say that the man tried to climb the fence wit the bird in his hands but fell and collapsed after his head hit a cage. The man died of hypothermia after lying several hours unconscious on the cold ground.

     

    The culprit, according to other sources:

     

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    Not that I want to feed the feeling of persecution that motivates the Westboro Baptist Church, but wouldn't it be grand if Phelps' funeral had a huge mob to picket it?

     

    Jerry's will.

     

    WBC will Preach at Jerry Falwell's Funeral!!

     

    WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

     

    There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

     

    1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

     

    2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

     

    3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

     

    Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!

     

    Hitchens' touching eulogy.

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