Maztinho

In an attempt to re-rail this thread I Googled "Funny Picture" this is what came up first. Could be worse.

Winner should get a "forced bitch bet" imposed on them by the winner that can't be changed for like a month or something, like when whatisface had crying Paris Hilton and lil' bitch as his moniker for awhile.

People like Peanut Butter, so therefore I must hate it.

If I couldn't get Butch, I was going to grab Rocky Johnson as my face tag partner for Ahmed.

I don't think we're banning anyone... Ridicule, however, we are.

How many hockey games you've seen? Yeah but with hockey you get at least a fighting chance for some offense. I'm just reading between the lines, but it's an easy inference that he meant, Football is the only sport in which only one team gets an option to score which will end the game on a first score crap.

That's some quote there.

Why isn't he in the Worst Poster Tournament again? Listen an 8 seed can beat a 1, but the if Kobe Bryant has to score 80 a game to keep them in the playoffs he freakin' will. There's not a team that's going to land in the 8th spot that will _sweep_ the Lakers. Make it interesting maybe, if the stars all like up they might, maybe, could get beaten in the first round. The only way that LA gets swept in the first round is if after locking it down, the starting line-up all go down with injuries.

Actually on that last turn I thought about Al and another guy as a make-shift tag team that I think would have been damn entertaining on alot of levels, but I got antsy about Sherri making it back to me, as well as HurriShane.

There was a vending machine in high school that everyone could "Fonzie" and get a random soda from, you just had to hit it on the side with a solid hipcheck. This of course was ruined with the one of the skaters running full on and attempting some sort of dropkick to the machine and breaking the side and them installing a new dispenser without the flaw of the old one.

Likely, shit myself, squeal like a pig then get torn to shred when the advice of standing still comes to me only after the lion has pounced and is using my shoulders like a cat uses a couch.

Okay, I thought I was getting called into work so I didn't do a write up on Shane Helms. Shane's a guy who can work well with the other cruisers I have so far, and who has the ability to play cocky, arrogant heel, or goofy charismatic face. His alter-ego in The Hurricane can push a ton of merch for me if I want to use him in that capacity. His talented enough that I think he could even fill a spot in the upper-midcard against any of the bigs I have on the roster. For some reason I think a Dr. Death/Helms match would be kinda fun.

Write up later.... Shane "Hurricane" Helms

+1 Indeed.

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone Seriously. 6. Jericholic82 2. TaigaStar I'll second Cheech, if you wanna just stay down in the e-fed that's fine. Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy 5. EricMM At first I didn't get why people hated him, and then it just dawned on me. It's this overwhelming idiocy. 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron bob ain't that bad... relatively speaking. BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz Ignorance isn't an excuse. 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight This one is solely based off of the double dipping the K in the screen name. The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd Gary Floyd gets the bob treatment in that I don't find him that bad. 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma Damned hippie.

Heh, I'd thought about picking him up as Adam Bomb. I need someone who can do the talking for my Japanese faction, and maybe bring the sexy, and if they could work a match or two that'd just be super-freaking great. And there's someone who fills all three with ease. Like I said, I'll likely be using this woman as an Ambassador for Chono, Tenzan and CIMA and maybe a couple other Japanese guys I'm eyeing and might drop, but if I need to I can put her in the women's division or on a cover of a magazine to push my product. She's an instant heat magnet when she wants to be, the uber-bitch, she's managed some of the best in the business. And is actually considered one of the better female workers that came from the States. "Sensational" Sherri Martel

Maybe someone can edit the subtitle of the thread with who's on the clock, on deck and in the shadows of the deck. Then when people check the folder they'll know who's in the ballpark of picking.

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 8. Xavier Cromartie Xavier cares alot about Somalia for some reason, but it's not outright bad, or annoying. Goldengreek's works speak for themselves. 4. KOAB 5. theone I can't vote against KOAB here, no worries theone, it's not hate, you'll be elimisaved in the next round against Greek. 3. YKRG 6. Jerichoholic82 No reason, I don't recall either of these people really, but I'm following the crowd like a Disney enforced lemming and going with the person more people hated. 2. TaigaStar 7. NoCal Mike I find NoCal inoffensive, and Tiaga's act is tired. We get it, you are self-effacing and want to show us how little you care about our reactions. Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 8. JN News I can't vote against Gargoyle Edge, plus we need JN News MSN contact. NEED. 4. pbone 5. EricMM Remember when everyone thought pbone was great? Yeah, I never did. This is more of a vote because the EHME feud was horrible, horrible stuff. 3. AmDragFan 6. Twisted Intestine Not even a contest here. TI might have a stick in his BUTT about missing out on the Wrestling Draft Redo, but AmDragFan is awful in ways that English lacks means of conveying. 2. bob_barron 7. Milky Again, I don't mind bob, and against anyone but Milky he'd not get my vote. But he is, so he did. He'll be elimisaved in the next round most likely. BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 8. HarleyQuinn Why is Harley here again? I like his random stats and bullshit. RoHo brings a lot of this shit upon himself, and doesn't realize it. 4. Chazz 5. Matt Young Another match up of I don't actively dislike Matt, and know little about Chazz. Either way, they'll be out in Round 2. 3. Jingus 6. Czech Czech voted for me in the Best Poster Tourney. That's all I got. 2. Marvin 7. DarKnight Isn't Marv on a death sentence anyways? Kill two birds man, two. Why waste a vote? The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 8. Cartman EHME entertains me, except for the pbone feud. 4. Gary Floyd 5. Porter Only because he's basically in self-exile anyways, and Gary puts random shit in the Picture I Like thread. 3. Y2Jerk 6. Lord of the Curry Random pick. 2. Enigma 7. CWM You gonna vote against a guy who had benoitwasmurdered as a screen name during that whole mess? Me either.

It did have a good one liner in Shanghai Knights. Waiter: Spotted dick? Owen Wilson's Character: Can you believe this? He's asking if I have the clap!

Well played, sir. Well played.

The scrubbing.

I had the Pitbulls in line as a possibility too, but went with New DOOM instead. My original plan was Ron Killings/Butch Reed for the speed/power aspect, but Ahmed works in almost the same role as Ron Simmons did. Sorry if I sniped your team Cucaracha, but Ron is a capable singles guy.

Not much time for a write up, I just got called into work and was going to PM my pick to someone. I'm going to team this guy up with Ahmed and redo DOOM. "The Natural" Butch Reed Someone PM OOG.

The only reason Marvin doesn't win the Worst Poster of the Year is because Ross is boardin' wrong hard.