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  1. dutchse.cx

    Explain THIS TO ME

    Bingo and bingo. But that's assuming I'm more Capricorn than Sagittarius like I think I am. Very nice work.
  2. dutchse.cx

    Holy Post Whores!

    The undersigned Plenipotentiaries of the Governments represented at the Diplomatic Conference held at Geneva from 21 April to 12 August 1949, for the purpose of establishing a Convention for the Protection of Civilians in Time of War, have agreed as follows: PART I GENERAL PROVISIONS Article 1. The High Contracting Parties undertake to respect and to ensure respect for the present Convention in all circumstances. Art. 2. In addition to the provisions which shall be implemented in peace-time, the present Convention shall apply to all cases of declared war or of any other armed conflict which may arise between two or more of the High Contracting Parties, even if the state of war is not recognized by one of them. The Convention shall also apply to all cases of partial or total occupation of the territory of a High Contracting Party, even if the said occupation meets with no armed resistance. Although one of the Powers in conflict may not be a party to the present Convention, the Powers who are parties thereto shall remain bound by it in their mutual relations. They shall furthermore be bound by the Convention in relation to the said Power, if the latter accepts and applies the provisions thereof. Art. 3. In the case of armed conflict not of an international character occurring in the territory of one of the High Contracting Parties, each Party to the conflict shall be bound to apply, as a minimum, the following provisions: (1) Persons taking no active part in the hostilities, including members of armed forces who have laid down their arms and those placed hors de combat by sickness, wounds, detention, or any other cause, shall in all circumstances be treated humanely, without any adverse distinction founded on race, colour, religion or faith, sex, birth or wealth, or any other similar criteria. To this end the following acts are and shall remain prohibited at any time and in any place whatsoever with respect to the above-mentioned persons: (a) violence to life and person, in particular murder of all kinds, mutilation, cruel treatment and torture; (b) taking of hostages; © outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment; (d) the passing of sentences and the carrying out of executions without previous judgment pronounced by a regularly constituted court, affording all the judicial guarantees which are recognized as indispensable by civilized peoples. (2) The wounded and sick shall be collected and cared for. An impartial humanitarian body, such as the International Committee of the Red Cross, may offer its services to the Parties to the conflict. The Parties to the conflict should further endeavour to bring into force, by means of special agreements, all or part of the other provisions of the present Convention. The application of the preceding provisions shall not affect the legal status of the Parties to the conflict. Bite it, suckers. No one post whores like a Post Whoresman.
  3. dutchse.cx

    Too funny.

    That sweet, sweet aroma? I laughed at this.
  4. dutchse.cx

    Explain THIS TO ME

    AoO Sagittarius + Aries alternately, Capricorn + Aries This could be very interesting.
  5. dutchse.cx

    Too funny.

    YOU MUST ALSO USE REALLY FUCKING BIG LETTERS!!!!!!1111
  6. dutchse.cx

    Don't eat Doritos

    LOOK EVERYBODY! IT'S SCOTT KEITH!
  7. dutchse.cx

    Question for Chave?

    You twat.
  8. dutchse.cx

    The One and Only ABOBO Appreciation Thread

    That's right, it's my turn to be paranoid and suspicious isn't it?
  9. dutchse.cx

    TV's First Casualties

    Kid Notorious is bitchin'. I'd be pissed if it went off the air. I'd get over it, but for a while there, I'd be pissed. "I went to stay with my friend Slash ... his crotch, big ... his heart, bigger."
  10. dutchse.cx

    Angle Slam

    Cole's an idiot. Every motherfucker on the planet has kicked out of the Angle Slam.
  11. dutchse.cx

    Explain THIS TO ME

    I'm a Sagittarius and that's me to a T. I drive people crazy with pacing and then I get pissed at them for asking me why I do it.
  12. dutchse.cx

    OMGWTF!

    It's just not a wrestling message board until a classic thread has degenerated into a post by post fight club.
  13. dutchse.cx

    Explain THIS TO ME

    That's a start. Now there's only 12 combinations instead of 144.
  14. dutchse.cx

    OMGWTF!

    Aw, THAT'S IT! IT'S GO TIME~! WHO WANTS A PIECE OF RENO~!? *kicks Angelslayer in the balls* *locks Angel in the Dutch Oven* *holds ropes*
  15. dutchse.cx

    OMGWTF!

    He's Angelslayer not Angleslayer, though I make that mistake a lot too. *oversells SPINEBUSTER~!!*
  16. dutchse.cx

    OMGWTF!

    The suggestion that was here sucked too much to stay. I got a reputation to uphold.
  17. dutchse.cx

    OMGWTF!

    The STD is the best move ever, next to The Dutch Oven (Figure 4 Leglock).
  18. dutchse.cx

    OMGWTF!

    *STD's Hoff* The Flying Dutchman lives! (STD = Space Tornado Dutchman)
  19. dutchse.cx

    Where have we gone wrong?

    ABOBO ONLY EXPERIMENT IN COLLEGE. ABOBO NO MORE LIKE BEEFSTICK. Ha. Cool.
  20. dutchse.cx

    Fantasy ReMakes

    After all, who doesn't want to see these in FMV glory?
  21. dutchse.cx

    Fantasy ReMakes

    River City Ransom OR the Streets of Rage series would both translate awesomely to systems like X-Box, Gamecube or Playstation 2, considering what they've done with the Grand Theft Auto series. Imagine driving cars through the city to get to where you need to go ala GTA, getting out and fighting with the different weapons you find, with eachweapon having a different movesest (ala Dynasty Warriors or Devil May Cry), and even better FMVs (Xenosaga, Vice City) to accompany the storyline. That would fucking rule.
  22. dutchse.cx

    IDRM/Hex/Tigger...

  23. dutchse.cx

    New Years

    Solitude. Lube. Tentacle porn.
  24. dutchse.cx

    New Years

    Get. The. Tables.
  25. dutchse.cx

    New Years

    Needs. More. Cowbell.
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