CanadianChris

Nope.

My God, is this for real? How incredibly sad. I'll always remember her as an integral part of my favourite match ever, Randy Savage vs. Ultimate Warrior at WrestleMania VII. RIP

Well, what do I know? He shot 80 today and will miss the cut. I don't think I could deal with a major winner named Bubba. I probably won't have to, but still.

Paul Casey shot 66 to sit at +3. That might be the best round anyone will shoot on the entire tour this year.

Baddeley's in the clubhouse at +2. I'd lay some pretty good money that he'll be leading the tournament at the end of today. Probably by himself, too.

It's a lot of Quebec that's bad, at least on the highways. No shit. Funny story: I was driving to Montreal on Autoroute 20, in the centre lane, when I moved into the fast lane to pass a line of cars. I'm about to come up to pass a truck when he cuts me off to pass the car in front of him. A little later, I come out to pass another line of cars, when the truck tries the same move to cut me off. I, however, hit the gas and lean on the horn, forcing him back into his own lane. We both pass the cars and settle back into the middle lane, and this guy is just going ballistic, screaming at me, giving me the finger, etc. I just wave. Later on down the road, as we're coming into Montreal, I'm in the right-hand lane because my exit is coming up, and the truck finally catches up to me, blocks me into my lane and starts screaming at me. The funny thing, though, was that he was driving a business truck, that had the name and number of his business on it. So, I pull out my cell phone, making sure he knows I'm in the middle of calling the number that's plastered on his truck, and he gets a pissed-off look on his face and speeds away. Other funny story: I was driving to an Expos game on Aut. 40, right near the centre of town where it meets Aut. 15, in heavy traffic. They're doing construction, and there's a lane that's supposed to merge from the other highway to ours, that's unused because there's no one on that section of highway. Well, of course, someone pulls out from behind me into the unused lane and tries to pass a bunch of cars and force its way back in. Unfortunately for him, the lane ended right where my car was, and I glued myself to the bumper of the car in front of me so there was no space to squeeze in without a collision. That driver was not particularly happy, either.

Yesterday, he fired off a "Backbackback" on someone's drive.

I hate listening to him for golf. He's just so bad.

That's how it was for my wedding. The ceremony itself cost about $500, but everything else ran over four grand.

Just saw an interview with Phil where he called Oakmont "the USGA's wet dream."

Yeah, GNR is pretty awesome.

My parents went to Boston for a holiday last month, and my dad, who's been to many places around the world, said that Boston drivers were the worst he's ever seen. Myself, I have to go with Montreal. Those guys are insane.

NHL: 1 -- Adopt the NBA schedule. Every team plays each team in the other conference twice, each team in their own division five times, and the other teams three or four times. Every fan in every city should have the opportunity to see every other team in the league at least once. 2 -- Greatly reduce the size of goalie equipment. They tried to do this after the lockout, but I haven't seen much change. Skaters need more open space to shoot at if scoring is to increase. The only other solution would be to make the nets bigger, which I don't support. 3 -- Get rid of the instigator rule. All it has done is increased stickwork, clutching and grabbing, etc., and really promoted a lack of respect for other players amongst certain players, knowing there won't be any retribution. It created more problems than it solved.

The show doesn't start until 8 on CBC, so I'd imagine it's the same for Versus.

My road test was a piece of cake, but only because my dad (who was also my driving instructor) took me out for my warm-up beforehand, and told me, "This is MY test. If you pass this one, THEN you can go take the real test." Took all the pressure off the real test. I got my license the day before my 18th birthday, but then didn't drive again for about 7 years, when I got my first car. I had a bit of a phobia, because I was a passenger in a rear-end collision and always got scared driving in close quarters for a long time afterward.

Yeah, that's it. Yankee fans are funny.

The arena in Winnipeg isn't big enough. They'd need to do a complete retrofit before moving there.

The Senators are actively looking to trade Martin Gerber, so they can sign Ray Emery to a long-term deal.

Sergio is making the turn at +7, 77th out of 78. I find that funny for some reason.

It rained last night, so scoring's going to be below what everyone was predicting, at least for today.

He must have realized that KW isn't a viable option for him to be looking at Hamilton.

Why not?

I like Els to miss the cut. I've got Padraig Harrington finally winning a major.

Nice article on why Tim Raines should be in the Hall of Fame: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...mp;lid=tab4pos2

So, it's a double w/cheese and double bacon, minus a bunch of toppings?