CanadianChris

In the unlikely event that someone off someone's list DOES die this year, I'll let y'all know. This is getting ridiculous -- we need a Castro or someone to die and get more people on the board.

Never played it. I don't think I've even seen it.

Isn't this Dukes' sixth child by five different women or something? And he's only 22? Damn. He's becoming the Shawn Kemp of baseball, only with less money for child support.

I must admit, I'm not familiar with that one.

I'll bet it was the guy who drove the Hummer. Or maybe the guy who lifted the briefcase.

Mine wouldn't stay in business very long, because it'd be marketed exclusively to 30+ slackers like myself. Maybe I'll put it in my basement to keep costs down. 1 - Galaga 2 - Black Tiger 3 - Rygar 4 - Mat Mania/Exciting Hour 5 - Mortal Kombat II 6 - NBA Jam 7 - Pepper II 8 - Dragon's Lair 9 - Q*Bert 10 - Elevator Action Or, I might just go all pinball, all the time: 1 - Twilight Zone 2 - Addams Family 3 - Indiana Jones: The Pinball Adventure 4 - Star Trek: The Next Generation 5 - Terminator 2: Judgment Day 6 - Lethal Weapon 3 7 - High Speed 8 - The Getaway: High Speed 2 9 - Demolition Man 10 - Cue Ball Wizard 10A - Cyclone 10B - Taxi

Yeah, look how good he was at finding the Undertaker.

My Orioles tickets got here today. We're sitting in the front row of section 334, which looks like it has a terrific view.

No, he does radio commentary for the Sens on occasion. I'm sure the Bruins would be willing to deal Jason York, though.

My photos seemed like they took 12 hours, because my mother-in-law insisted that we go to every spot in the horse-drawn carriage that drove my wife to the church. Horse-drawn carriages move very slowly. We were an hour late to the reception. There was tension.

You could probably get a good discount on Damian Rhodes.

Thanks, I just spewed Coke all over my monitor.

He'll go great with Radek Bonk!

Apparently, the green is pretty large, so anyone who doesn't get there on the drive will have a fairly easy chip. It's not meant as a birdie hole (obv).

Vernon Wells is on the block. Looking for a good 2B/3B (preferably 2B) or a SP.

If it wasn't sinister, it wouldn't be a US Open, would it? Oh, and it's Oakmont. Winged Foot was last year.

I would think so.

Especially when there are writers online that hate Harry Potter and go out of their way to spoil it in their regular columns/blogs/whatever. I have that Saturday completely blocked off. The last two books took me about 12 hours each to read, so I shouldn't need much more than that.

If that's the same article I was reading earlier, he mentions that Wade Redden wouldn't mind going to Alberta. Kevin Lowe needs to make it happen, even if he is over 6 million a year. After what I saw in the playoffs, and assuming he wasn't injured, that might be a good idea from this end also. There were too many nights when Redden was one of the worst players on the ice.

I know I'm getting old when I see someone consider this an "old school" list.

Hey look, it's Federer vs. Nadal. Again. I really want Federer to win this one. It's not every day you get to see someone make history.

Yashin will disappear in the playoffs no matter how much money he's getting paid.

I'd like to see this article (not that I don't believe you). Who in the right mind would think Muckler would want anything to do with Yashin? And while we're at it, what makes anyone think Yashin wants to be anywhere near Ottawa again? http://www.ottawasun.com/Sports/Senators/2...241376-sun.html Reading it again, it's more Yashin's slimeball agent saying he'd love for Yashin to come back to Ottawa.

There was an article wondering if John Muckler should go after Yashin, to which I forcefully replied, "Fuck no, and fire his ass if he does."