CanadianChris

That was the worst contract given out last offseason, easily. Under no circumstances is six points per game and 40% FT shooting worth $52 million.

Some Portland exec would have to win a "Run the Phoenix Suns for a day" contest for that trade to happen.

No.

I'm confident NBC will find a way.

I may not be at the games I was intending to go to. The only tickets available online are in the Family Zone, so that's only going to be 200-300 tickets available, max. Damn corporate sponsors eating up all the tickets.

No, but there is on 6-9 (date of Game 6, if necessary).

That'll do it.

I made the mistake of watching Sox/Yanks on the NESN HD feed. Julian Tavarez in HD is not a pleasant experience.

I love how Ken Hughson emphasized how the game is far from over. Nice try.

I had thought that too, but the Ducks do have the Kings and Coyotes in their division. It's not like they were in the Northwest or anything.

I shudder to think just how bad the ice is going to be for the finals in Anaheim.

Anglesault?

Tentative schedule for the Cup finals is out: Game 1 - Monday, May 28 @ANA/DET Game 2 - Wednesday, May 30 @ANA/DET Game 3 - Saturday, June 2 @OTT Game 4 - Monday, June 4 @OTT *Game 5 - Wednesday, June 6 @ANA/DET *Game 6 - Saturday, June 9 @OTT *Game 7 - Monday, June 11 @ANA/DET

Bill Simmons is getting ready to go on a killing spree.

I think redbaron is.

Well, let's see... There was the choir teacher I had in sixth grade that was jailed for molesting young boys in the church where he was choir master. There was the history teacher I had in grade 12 that was jailed for sexual assault against several of his female students back in the 70s. And then, a few years ago, I found out that my favourite math teacher was fired for sleeping with one of his students, who then became pregnant. From what I heard, he ended up getting divorced and marrying the student, and his daughter (who I went to school with) won't speak to him.

So we're not going to see the Brooklyn Cyclones when we're in New York. We are, however, going to see the Orioles when we're in Washington. Nice upgrade for me, especially since they're playing the Twins and I might get lucky and see Santana pitch.

But yes, that's why I'd rather play Detroit than Anaheim.

Why are you making a comparison to our #5 defenceman? Volchenkov is arguably the best defensive defenceman in the league. Phillips is right up there.

Green=ABC Blue=ESPN Red=TNT

I sure hope so.

Since the board was down, I'll recap what my posts would have looked like:

I can't think of a suckier time for a hockey game than 2pm on Saturday. It's horrible. Fuck NBC.

They still make Capri-Sun, too.

I was working for McD's when this was first introduced. Kingston was the test market, so we actually had it before anyone else. It was awesome, especially when I could make one for myself. My contribution: We used to sell this by the case around exam time when I was working at one of the donut shops on campus at Waterloo.