CanadianChris

I think we all know what the chances of that happening are.

I just realized something...if Anaheim wins Wednesday, all of the higher seeded teams in the West will have been eliminated from the playoffs in the first round. I doubt that's ever happened in any sport that has a 16-team playoff.

Why don't you just break the yolk when you're frying it? Over hard eggs taste great.

Well, here's another DX reunion tease.

@ Triple H complaining about having to come over for ANOTHER count.

Wow. I don't think I've seen a better period of hockey this postseason. Maybe Ottawa's 3rd period in Game 1 against Tampa, but even that was against an outclassed team. The Oilers earned every bit of this win, and their fans should be proud as hell.

Styles is reminding me of Jim Cornette right now.

Holy shit, did I ever misjudge the Oilers. Rexall Place has gone insane.

That still wasn't as bad as Michael Cole giving away the result of the WM15 title match.

No chance. H is turning face tonight.

Vince is disgusting.

Please let this be sarcasm.

HAHA.. That took him FOREVER. Well, hopefully Shawn won't try to dress his kids when they're selling a ballshot.

Looks like they're going back to Detroit. The Wings are totally shutting the Oilers down right now.

Man, I thought "This Week In Wrestling History" was serious for a second. Did we really need to hear "product of his semen" AGAIN??

Sharks are through to the next round. Turned out that Nashville's problem wasn't really goaltending...they just didn't have anyone who could put the puck in the other net. 10 goals in 5 games usually won't cut it.

2-0 Carolina late in the second. May I just add the the shooting the puck over the glass rule needs to be dumped NOW. It is beyond stupid.

I'm doubting strongly that we'll see JR with the Kings next year. He might retire after the year he had.

I'm salivating at the prospect of a Calgary/Edmonton series now. One more win by each team and that's what we've got in the second round.

I'll bet there isn't a program in America that doesn't have an NCAA violation somewhere if THAT is a violation. Jesus Christ.

Just picked up tickets through presale for Game 1 of the conference semis. Amazingly, someone in the Scotiabank Place front office thought it would be a terrific idea to book Dora the Fucking Explorer for Saturday AND Sunday. So, there's no hockey in Ottawa this coming weekend -- it'll probably be a Friday-Monday start to the series, or possibly even Monday-Wednesday. Someone deserves to be fired.

Help win this Percocet:

WHOOO!! One down, three to go...

Nooooooo. He was Baltimore's ace back in the early 90s. I still remember the uproar he caused when he went to warm up on his own at the '93 All-Star Game in Baltimore, when Cito Gaston had no intention of putting him in the game. Cito was hated in Baltimore for the rest of his managing career.

Montreal's done a fantastic job of getting back in this game after going down 2-0.