CanadianChris

Good week. I'll stay tied for the division lead for another week.

I love when coaches go for field goals when they're down huge. You're losing 40-0, Jim Haslett, why not go for it on 4th down?

50-50 this week: Miami - 2 San Diego - 2

So do I win by tiebreak automatically if there's a tie, since I submitted a score and my opponent didn't? New Orleans Tennessee Jacksonville Baltimore Miami Green Bay New England N.Y. Jets Carolina Pittsburgh San Diego N.Y. Giants Arizona

It doesn't matter for the computer polls, but many of the poll voters are such simpletons that they take margin of victory as one of their main criteria for voting.

Wow, we won a game. The Browns must really suck.

One good thing about Thursday Night Football -- no SAAAAAAAAAAVED BYYYYYYY ZEEEEEEE-ROOOOOOOO.

Wow, Russell made off like a bandit, didn't he? Also, at him being listed at WR. Maybe that's what's wrong -- the Raiders keep playing him out of position!

THURSDAY Virginia Tech Utah SATURDAY Ohio State North Carolina Colorado Kansas Alabama Penn State Wake Forest Duke West Virginia Texas Tech USC Boston College Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oklahoma State/Texas Tech game? 74 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Iowa's Shonn Greene have against Penn State? 81

Shit, I need a score, too... Denver - 20 Cleveland

Two strikes against me. We eliminated all traces of the faux second vote, and I don't have drunken posting to blame this time. What's with the name change? I registered at The Pit under this name, and they came after me with pitchforks wanting to know who I was. So I switched. I'm probably switching back on Friday. I'm bored of CC, but this one doesn't feel right either. Carry on.

Epic start. This might go the way of the Hot Bitches draft sooner than I thought.

Remember, it's not Monday Night Football, it's football on Monday night.

Yes to all. I want to know what hat is going on Barron's plaque.

New York is going to go for Obama, it's just a question of how much, so there's no real drive to get out the vote here. And yet there are 2-4 HOUR long lines at multiple locations throughout the city per NY1 News. I've never seen a line at any polling station in NYC ever, and now there's thousands of people standing out in the streets waiting to vote. It's not something I ever thought I'd see. People like having someone to vote FOR. I'll be interested to see what the final voter turnout numbers are. I'm expecting something in the 60% range, and wouldn't be surprised if it hits 65% or even 70%. Keep in mind that there hasn't been 60% voter turnout for a presidential election in 40 years.

The AFC West is just depressing. Every single team is riding a multi-game losing streak. I don't think it's so bad that 8-8 will get you in, because San Diego's remaining schedule is pretty soft, but it's bad nonetheless.

Nobody wants a playoff in I-A. Go to BCSFootball.org, they'll tell you.

WCW was putting the title on non-wrestlers and other non-believable choices. There's nothing wrong with a couple of title changes over the course of a good title feud.

I know, and it makes me much less interested in the product going forward, especially as someone who's just coming back to watching WWE after a long absence.

Do we really need another round of battling McMahons? The correct answer, of course, is "no."

Tentative standings: AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 6-2 < PF: 70, PA: 49, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-0 > New York Jets (Gert) 5-3 < PF: 60, PA: 55, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-1 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 3-5 < PF: 63, PA: 67, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-2 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 2-6 < PF: 48, PA: 59, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-2 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 5-3 < PF: 56, PA: 57, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 4-3-1 < PF: 57, PA: 57, AFC: 4-3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 2-2 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-5 < PF: 59, PA: 58, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-7 < PF: 65, PA: 73, AFC: 2-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-3 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 5-3 < PF: 60, PA: 56, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 4-4 < PF: 55, PA: 63, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-1 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-4 < PF: 55, PA: 57, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-3 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 1-6-1 < PF: 58, PA: 62, AFC: 1-4-1, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 1-2 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 5-3 < PF: 58, PA: 51, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 3-0 > San Diego Chargers (909) 5-3 < PF: 52, PA: 53, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 5-3 < PF: 62, PA: 56, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 1-7 < PF: 53, PA: 63, AFC: 1-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-3 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 6-2 < PF: 54, PA: 48, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 1-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-3 < PF: 63, PA: 54, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 2-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 6-3 < PF: 66, PA: 63, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 0-3 > New York Giants (Cartman) 4-4 < PF: 52, PA: 57, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 2-0 > NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 7-1 < PF: 64, PA: 47, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 4-1, DIV: 3-0 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 4-4 < PF: 56, PA: 57, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 2-6 < PF: 49, PA: 57, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 2-2 > Chicago Bears (Tzar Lysergic) 2-6 < PF: 51, PA: 63, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-6, DIV: 0-3 > NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 5-3 < PF: 52, PA: 61, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-2, DIV: 3-0 > Atlanta Falcons (USC) 5-3 < PF: 63, PA: 52, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-5 < PF: 64, PA: 61, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 1-2 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 3-5 < PF: 55, PA: 60, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-4, DIV: 0-2 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 6-2 < PF: 59, PA: 54, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 6-1, DIV: 2-1 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 4-4 < PF: 59, PA: 53, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-1 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-4 < PF: 59, PA: 62, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-7 < PF: 48, PA: 61, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-5, DIV: 0-2 >

This week's results: NY Jets 5-4 Buffalo Detroit 7-4 Chicago Jacksonville 7-9 Cincinnati Baltimore 7-6 Cleveland Tampa Bay 7-8 Kansas City Houston 7-9 Minnesota Arizona 6-6 St. Louis (Ari wins by tiebreak) Green Bay 8-6 Tennessee Miami 9-8 Denver Dallas 7-9 NY Giants Atlanta 8-7 Oakland Philadelphia 6-6 Seattle (Phi wins by tiebreak) Pittsburgh 8-8 Washington (Pit wins by tiebreak) Beatdown of the week: New England 10-3 Indianapolis

Victor Newman as Robin's dad was some inspired casting.

Slamball just won't be the same without Cyrus shilling for it on ECW on TNN.

Has anyone been to BCSFootball.org? You have to kind of admire their brazenness in having these headlines under "BCS News": • Playoff taking place right now • Officials: BCS too healthy to change • No desire to see BCS format grow • Playoff smayoff! We don't need it